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Q: Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Do you play idioms?

The truth came out.

Q: Why are pears the hottest fruit?

Pear (ion) perm

Q: Who is the darkest cartoon character in the world?

A: Robot cat

Why? Because he can't see his fingers.

Q: Who is the most compassionate cartoon character in the world?

Or a robot cat

Why? Because he always gives people a helping hand.

Q: A wolf came to the North Pole and accidentally fell into the sea of ice. What did he become when he was fished out?

A: Betel nut

Q: What do African cannibals eat?

A: people!

Q: Then one day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. What did he eat?

A: Eat vegetables!

Q: What animal is the owner?

A: Pigs, because pigs (pearls) are experts.

Q: What animal sticks to the wall most easily?

A: Sea (newspaper) leopard

Q: What happens when a fat man falls from 12 floor?

fat person

Q: Who will help you eat when you are full?

A: Feilong, because Feilong is added in units of (days).

Q: A triangle tree was sent to the North Pole for planting ... when it grew up! What's the name of that tree?

Answer: trigonometric function (cold tree)

Q: Is the white horse called white? Dark horses are called dark horses, and black and white horses are called zebras. So what's the name of the black, white and red horse?

A: It's a shy zebra, hehe.

Q: One day, there was a match stick, and its head was itchy. I grabbed it and it burned. Then he was taken to the hospital, and after coming out of the emergency room, guess what it became.

A: Cotton swabs, because there is a bandage on your head.

Q: Why do silkworm babies have money?

A: Because ... silkworms can cocoon (frugal).

Q: What is God's vehicle?

Magic (riding) baby

Q: Xiaobai, Huang Xiao and Xiaolan all have long-distance buses. Who gets carsick?

Answer: Answer: Xiaobai, because Xiaobai will vomit (white rabbit).

Q: What is the surname of Qu Yuan's wife?

My surname is Chen, because I am human.

Q: What line do monkeys hate most?

Answer: Parallel lines, because they don't intersect (bananas).

Q: Which historical figures are the most embarrassed?

A: Su Wu-Suwu herded sheep in Beihai (kicked by the sea).

Q: Chocolate and tomatoes fought, and chocolate won. (Name a food)

Answer: Chocolate bar.

Q: Chocolate and eggs fight, and chocolate wins again. (Name the food again)

Answer: Chocolate bar.

Q: Chocolate fights with tomatoes and eggs at the same time, and chocolate wins again. (Name a food again)

Answer: Tomato and egg noodles.

Q: Chocolate and eggs fought again and chocolate won again. (Name the food again)

A: Egg crisp (lose)

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and then died. How did he die?

A: He suffocated because there was no telephone pole to pee in the desert.

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole, but he was still suffocated. Why?

A: There is a sign on the dotted pole, which says "No peeing here".

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. Nothing stuck to it, but it was stuffy. Why?

A: Many puppies are waiting in line.

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. There is nothing posted on it, and there is a queue. The result is still suffocating. Why?

A: Because there are two beautiful dogs MM behind him, he is very embarrassed.

Q: A rabbit races with a fast tortoise. Guess who won?

rabbit

Q: Wrong! It's a turtle. As mentioned earlier, it's a fast turtle. It runs fast.

Q: The rabbit doesn't want to compete with a turtle wearing sunglasses. Who will win this time?

Rabbit bar

A: Wrong ~ ~! The tortoise took off her sunglasses, too! It's the fastest turtle again.

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