There are 50 words in the joke of two generations of love.

One day, two generations of love and his wife were washing clothes by the river. Just after washing for a while, a crow came and took their soap away.

"Any lift," the wife said anxiously, "Look! The crow took our soap and went after it! "

Two generations watched the crow fly far away and said motionless, "well, don't argue with it." Look at its dirty appearance. It needs soap more than we do! " "

2. Cases that have not yet been tried

A craftsman asked Afandi: "Afandi, if the craftsman's cow killed Katz's cow, how to deal with this case?"

"Of course, it is to pay for a cow in Kazakhstan!" Two generations of love replied.

"What if Katz's cow kills the craftsman's cow?" The craftsman asked again.

"Then I don't know. As far as I know, no such case has been tried so far. " Two generations of love theory.

fan

Due to the difficulties of life, the two generations tied several fans with chicken feathers and took them to the market for sale. Several customers picked up the fan and fanned it a few times. When they found that the chicken feathers began to fall off, they asked Afandi, "Afandi, what kind of fan is this?"

"You can't use the fan. First, you should learn to use the fan. The way I use this fan is: don't move with the fan in my right hand, just shake my head around the fan. " Two generations of love replied.

3, cockfighting and fighting sheep

A man who likes to make trouble and create rumors asks Afandi like a rooster: "Afandi, is it fun to beat chickens and sheep?"

"Cockfighting or sheep fighting, as long as you don't create contradictions, don't let people fight better than anything else." Two generations of love theory.

Accumulate merit (by doing good deeds)

A tyrant asked avanti, "avanti, you are very clever." I plan to do something useful in my lifetime. Please give me an idea. "

"Sir, the only way for you to do a moral thing is to stay awake all day and all night."

"What virtues can sleep accumulate?" The tyrant asked strangely.

"As long as you sleep all the time, you won't commit a crime, and not committing a crime is the greatest virtue." Two generations of love replied.

Please don't be unhappy.

Two generations of love went to the neighbor's house for some reason. The enthusiastic neighbor insisted that he have a cup of tea before he left.

The neighbor poured him a cup of hot tea, but the two generations only took a sip. Because it was too hot, they accidentally fell out of their hands and broke it.

The neighbor gave him an unhappy look. Two generations said to his neighbor unhurriedly, "Please don't be unhappy. If you hadn't dragged me to drink this cup of tea, this wouldn't have happened. "