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If you want to make money, learn how to make money

Those who want to make money, learn how to make money

1. Young people tend to follow businessmen instead of civil servants. In the minds of businessmen, they are thinking about how to make money all day long. We follow the businessmen every day and learn to make money. Do we still need to care about the five insurances and one housing fund?

2. The most important thing is that you are happy. You're afraid of gossip, you're afraid of not following the rules, you're afraid of other people making irresponsible remarks about you. So you dare not do anything. Those who dare to do it shamelessly will taste the sweetness and feel good, so they will no longer be depressed or depressed. Their waist will be better and their legs will be better, and they will become more charming as ghosts.

3. Don’t show your wealth and habitually cry about poverty. No one really wants me to become rich. People ask about my income just to see my jokes and get a little pleasure. Let's just satisfy his sense of superiority. He said that he only has enough money for cigarettes and alcohol in a month, so he can't save much. When people hear this, they will comfort us and make everyone happy, right?

4. Let’s do the porcelain work first, and then buy the diamonds. If we have prepared everything first, we won’t even have the soup. When we see any business opportunities, we should not hesitate. Don’t say that we are not ready for this or that we have no conditions for that. Let’s do it first and then talk about it. If we encounter problems during the process, we will solve them one by one. If we lack tools, buy tools, and if we don’t have skills, we will hire people. If we solve the problems one by one, won’t we become meat-eaters?

5. The energy of people who dig a well is limited, so we can do things Prioritize clearly. If we focus our main energy on one point and our main thoughts on one thing, our affairs will be easily accomplished. Dig a well and a hole deep, and water will come out, and the hole will be able to prevent cold and keep warm

6. No matter how good the quality is, you must learn to use the right amount to pave the road. We are all ordinary people, but we all want to be The focus of others' attention. There are so many outstanding people shining brightly. How can we compare with others? Let’s release value honestly. Whatever we do, we will keep working in this field and keep working. Only when the quantity is in place and more people know us will others be willing to do it. Follow us and be willing to buy into our account.

7. Why does tea become more fragrant the more you brew it?

Because after time, the essence of tea can be gradually released. It took time and patience to break through slowly. If you don't soak in and just think about taking shortcuts, these quick things will make you stumble sooner or later.

8. Repeat things that can bring long-term benefits, rather than doing things that can make quick money. Making money is simply doing simple things repeatedly, locking in a selling point, continuously releasing value, and optimizing the selling point of the plan. , continuously release value, optimize plans, and promote marketing, rather than greedy for temporary gains, and only do things that bring benefits and pleasure at the moment. Driving a rental is repetitive, and the workshop assembly line is also repetitive, but doing these simple things repeatedly will not any long-term value. Because no matter how hard you work, one day's work is only one day's income.

9. A person who has a long-term vision and wants to make a career must be suffering because the people around him do not understand him at all, cannot see through what he is studying, and they are always holding him back and distracting him. energy.

10. Habitual reciprocity

If someone helps us, we would like to thank him verbally, or we may invite him to dinner another day but never do so. Then they won't help us next time. Value exchange is the bond that maintains relationships between people. If you just think about taking advantage, fewer and fewer people will help you, and the people around you will go further and further away.

11. Repeated practice of one move is better than a thousand fake moves. In fact, after you achieve some success, you will find that you can make money by repeating the most original moves. The so-called great way is to be simple, if you learn too much but not master it, it is all just a show. What can really kill you on the battlefield and what can give you a foothold are the most primitive moves.

12. Calculate net profit behind closed doors instead of happily staring at gross profit. Those daily turnover and gross profit that cannot withstand scrutiny are for peers and customers. We should not Let these false numbers fool you. The correct approach to starting a business is to quietly make a profit, rather than engaging in face-saving projects.

13. We ordinary people, if we want to start a business, we have only one choice: asset-light entrepreneurship. Asset-light entrepreneurship has actually always existed in history. It is only in this rapidly spreading self-media era that this concept was really proposed. .

Just like the second-hand dealer, when the fruit is in season, I first go to the buyers to ask them to pay a deposit in advance. Then according to demand, take the money to purchase from fruit farmers. I've made a small profit after going back and forth, and I'll do something bigger again. The so-called business is created like this

14. Doing business is actually very fun, just like playing games, which makes people addicted. But the difference is that when playing games, you spend your own money to buy equipment, and you can only invest. . When doing business, you must first earn profits, and then use the money earned to upgrade equipment and earn more money.