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Robben responded to join the Super League: Why not?

Robben responded to join the Super League: Why not? Anything is possible.

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2065438+02 July 25th 07:44 Source: Oriental Sports Daily.

Photo: Guoan Bayern vs Rabegfavi, two coaches pay tribute to each other [saved in the photo album].

Lin Long Guoan, a journalist who wrote this edition, created the myth of "unbeaten workers" for a long time, but after watching their match with Bayern, people can't help asking: Was it really created by Guoan?

What is disappointing is not the score of 0-6-the strength gap between the two teams may be bigger than this, but the spirit displayed by Guoan on the court.

Bayern's attitude towards the game is meticulous and strictly follows the prior agreement. It was agreed that all the players would go into battle, and sure enough, all the main players came to China, except for Mrs. Lin and Ram, the rehabilitation pig. In the starting lineup, "Raberg" was impressive. Goalkeeper Neuer, midfielder Tony Close, right-back boateng, and other German international players such as Gomez, Mueller and Bade Stuber all appeared in the second half. Such a game with high gold content is the pride of workers' bodies. On the other hand, Guoan sent almost all the starting lineup to the reserve team, which shows Guoan's attitude towards this game. The attitudes of the two teams in the game are also completely different. Bayern worked hard in attack and defense from beginning to end, while Guoan gave up the game early after falling behind by a big score.

This is a business competition and a friendly match. However, Guoan is playing neither business nor friendship. The "invincible work" in earlier years was not enough, and today's fiasco is even more unacceptable. In business, who will ask Guoan to play business games in the future? Who cares about playing business games with Guoan?

Robben responded to join the Super League: Why not?

The key factor that prompted Bayern to come to China is naturally the increasingly hot football market in China, especially more and more international superstars joining the Super League. The cleverness of the Germans is that they will not follow the trend, but must follow it after it appears. I came to Kangka last year, but the football market in China has just recovered, so Bayern stayed in the same place. This year, barrios and Anelka came, followed by Drogba. This name made Bayern finally unable to calm down-it was he who made Bayern encounter Waterloo in Allianz. So Bayern came to China again after 12 years.

Germans believe that the arrival of Drogba shows that the football market in China is bound to blow out. At the press conference after arriving in Beijing, rummenigge emphasized his importance to Drogba: "If only he could come earlier." The implication is that if Drogba had come earlier, Bayern would not have lost the Champions League. This is of course a joke, but we can see the shock brought by Drogba joining Bayern. Like the president, Bayern players expressed shock at the arrival of Drogba.

Especially Robben. In an interview, Robben "looked forward" to the possibility of joining the Super League in the future. "Look, here comes Drogba ... anything is possible."

It's true. If Anelka is barely a passing star, then Drogba is an absolute superstar in today's football. He can join the Super League, so what's impossible? Although Robben is a star player of Bayern, his reputation in international football is at most tied with Drogba. His statement is quite "the rabbit is dead and the fox is sad".

Bayern and Wolfsburg will also play a match in Guangzhou. At the press conference before the game, Bayern officials in charge of market development were asked such a question: Is Bayern afraid of being poached by the Super League? At that time, his answer was: "What we can do is to provide them with more attractive contracts." This sentence was a joke at that time, but with the increasing pace of purchasing in Europe by Super League clubs, it is more and more likely that jokes will become a reality. The annual salary provided by Evergrande to Kangka and barrios, and the annual salary provided by Shenhua to Anelka and Drogba are the highest in the world. Bayern will certainly not be so generous. Even if the same annual salary can be offered, the high tax pressure in Germany will seriously shrink the income of players, which is not the same as that of the Super League. For a Dutch player who is used to drifting like Robben, it is even more logical to join the Super League-if the conditions can be negotiated.

Bayern fills the waist: 25 million locked in Lars Bender.

Although they have arrived in China, the hearts of Bayern's two giants, rummenigge and Hones-at least more than half of them-are still in Germany, because a midfielder that Bayern urgently needs to introduce has been delayed, and this candidate is the key factor for Bayern to rewrite its two-year humiliation. However, before the match with Guoan, there was at least a glimmer of light in the puzzle between rummenigge and Hones. According to German Bild, Bayern can get Lars Bender for only 25 million yuan, which is a big step forward than Leverkusen's claim that it is not for sale.

After sammer became Bayern's new Sports director, Bayern focused on training a world-class midfielder. At first, Bayern took a fancy to Martinez of the Bilbao Club. After being rejected, it turned to Lars Bender in Leverkusen. When Harcz Hauizer, chairman of Bayer Leverkusen, defined Lars Bender as "not for sale", Bayern, who was in a hurry, even played a good role that Hones described as "an asshole". However, Bayern, which has always been famous for its internal poaching in the Bundesliga, will not give up easily. After coming to Beijing, rummenigge heard Leverkusen's refusal, and he calmly replied: "Any player has a price."

Rummenigge also said: "If we are ready to pay, then Lars Bender can wear Bayern's jersey." Rummenigge also said that choosing a candidate is the president's business, but buying someone is the club's finance minister hopfner's business. In other words, the next step is bargaining. However, 25 million is not Leverkusen's offer. "Pictorial" follows rummenigge's thinking: "Any player has a price, which means that any player is not indispensable, depending on the original owner's appetite. And Leverkusen's appetite is 25 million. "

It doesn't matter whether Bayern will accept 25 million. The important thing is that 25 million can't push Leverkusen down. They rejected Chelsea's offer for hessler one after another. For Lars Bender, Hartz Hauser has the same attitude: "He is our pillar, and the pillar cannot be sold."