Humor suitable for junior high school students

2. The teacher excitedly arranged a lot of homework and said happily: Have a nice holiday, classmates.

Every time you say that I am not independent enough, I choose silence. I really want to tell you that it's time for you to go when I no longer depend on you.

4, happiness is actually a simple matter, sleep when you are tired, and laugh when you wake up; Simple is actually a happy thing. Don't worry about anything, live happily. May you be happy whenever and wherever you are.

Summer homework is like a concubine who can't wait to have a bedroom, but I have been diligent and caring for Tencent since summer vacation and have never set foot in the harem.

6. The eight-year-old daughter goes to bed at night. She can't sleep in bed. She said to her mother: Mom is so excited that she can't sleep when school starts tomorrow. Go to sleep first. Mom doesn't care about her. As a result, she didn't sleep at twelve o'clock. Mom got up and went out. As a result, I saw her trying to make up her summer homework in the study next door!

7. 1 17 Life is hard to walk. Make friends, not dogs!

8. Those little joys. I wish there were so many stars?

9. Blind diligence can indeed create wealth and glory. However, many noble and elegant organs have also been deprived of this virtue that only they can create wealth and glory. Nietzsche

10, the deer spit out a smoke ring and said, "I'm so tired. This is the last time I won't hit it. "

1 1, don't talk to me about scores. Talking about scores hurts feelings.

12, it is not pitiful when you know that you are confused, and it is most pitiful when you don't know that you are confused.

13, 1 16 JB is busy during the day and JB is busy at night.

14, like a person, should not, except regret is regret; Courage is also a sin to escape; How wrong it is to entangle, let it be.

15, little guy, listen or you will be slapped.

16, when tears came down, I knew that separation was another kind of understanding.

17, I went to ask Xueba the secret of her success: she said she had just gone to Qingguo. Holy cow, I have to go to qingguo quickly. There will be a science exam tomorrow. Do you want to witness the charm of olives with me?

18, when I graduated from primary school, the teacher left a lot of homework. Stupid, it's all done. Is it wood? I took it to junior high school when I started school! I thought they were a system! The happiest summer vacation in life is so wasted!

19, many things are so helpless that they have to let nature take its course.

20. It is said that children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no partners at school.

2 1, the math teacher said that Xiao Ming was seriously injured playing basketball, leaving a psychological shadow, so find the area of the shadow.