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Girls go to the rookie post office to get express parcels every day.

Every day, girls go to the rookie station to pick up express parcels. What girls like best is to receive express parcels. The happiest thing this month is to ruin their luck and break the record.

I think this happiness ended the moment I opened the express.

3. The happiness of fishermen is to receive the express delivery and can't wait to see the good goods they have grabbed.

4. Great. I was afraid to buy lipstick for the first time, for fear of breaking it. As a result, I received a courier, with two layers of bubble cushions outside and a carton inside. The carton contains mascara and is covered with a foam pad. This is already in the sample, and it is exquisite enough to be a big name! I received two. I don't think I need to buy a dress. If it's overdue, I'll change it. Don't worry about waste. It's good.

5. I began to receive express delivery happily ~ I have been happy until the repayment time!

6. Impulse is the devil ... in order not to be discriminated against after receiving the courier. The delivery address is split in two, and I am also very sad.

7. The first courier received at this year's shopping festival, and the last payment arrived in the early morning, soon ~

8. In the previous work, you gave us full understanding and strong support, and expressed deep respect and sincere gratitude for it. Let's create a better tomorrow!

9. If you encounter unfinished problems on the way, be sure to ask me in time. Don't wait for me to chase you. The reason why I gave it to you, I believe that college students carefully selected by a company can accomplish something similar to chasing a media to ask if they have received the express delivery. If I ask you, please don't tell me that the other party is not answering the phone, or that the other party can't reach you.

10. I received the courier yesterday and opened it today. It feels really good! ! I like it!

1 1. I wonder if this happened to you. I bought a sweater coat on the Internet two days ago, and today I received a courier, which scared me to death. There's a little thing not opened! ! !

12. Recently, I suddenly found that gifts can really give people a lot of happiness, especially meaningful and special gifts, which took a lot of thought. I want to know your good memories, haha, that's it.

13. My ears don't smell the things outside the window, and I just want to receive the express delivery.

14. Spending money is happy, shopping is happy, and receiving express delivery is happier.

15. The sunshine in the afternoon is just warm, not dazzling, and I feel much better after receiving the courier. I realize that there are many problems and difficulties in all aspects I face. Bite your teeth and walk slowly. Master Liu, who was as proud as before, quit and changed to a little brother about my age. All aspects of this industry are upgrading rapidly. If you want to go up, you need to pay more than others. Besides, I have been neglected for so many years. All right, meditate. Come on, kid!

16. Starting from today, not only migrant workers, but also people queuing for express delivery will come to eat natives.

17. I haven't dried the tears of the last payment, but the happiness of receiving the express delivery has washed away this sadness!

18. I forgot to change my address during the shopping festival. I went to school by express delivery in batches. I want to stay at school to receive express delivery these days.

19. The shopping festival is full these days, so I finally have a good time and wait for the express delivery.

20. I'm bored ... courier brother calls at 10 o'clock every night: Are you asleep? Didn't sleep outside. Did you get the delivery?

Every day, girls go to the rookie station to pick up express parcels. 2 1. I didn't have anything to do at the weekend. I bought vegetables and made CDs at home, and suddenly I received Lingnan litchi by air from my eldest brother. What a surprise. Thanks, man.

22. Fortunately, I didn't rob it! Fortunately, I didn't care about this year's shopping festival. I wish the robber didn't receive the courier in about 7 days, and I wish the courier is complete!

23. Prepare to buy at buy buy before shopping, be happy and excited after shopping, and wait for express delivery every day.

24. The fastest shopping festival in history was awakened by the courier brother in the early morning! Get up and collect the express. Hahaha, this shopping festival is not over yet. The courier has arrived, ok!

25. This year's express delivery is really fast, and receiving express delivery is painful and happy. The confirmed receipt will be charged to the account.

26. Today is a special day. My favorite thing is to receive express delivery, but it seems that I will eat dirt again next month.

27. What can wake you up from bed in the morning after shopping in the early morning of the shopping festival? This is the first express delivery.

28. I fell down with joy when I received the courier.

29. Nothing is more enjoyable than receiving a courier before getting up.

30. It's me. Every time I turn on my mobile phone, I open the rookie wrap first.

3 1. I received a beautiful postcard, which was a surprise at the weekend!

32. It's been a while, and this month has been very difficult. I robbed too many things. Don't say anything now, just wait for the express delivery.

33. How could the annual wallet-emptying activity be without me? I was very happy when I received the courier, and then I held my empty wallet and hugged my strong self with distress.

34. Goodbye, world. I have been tortured by the shopping festival without a dime. I returned to liberation overnight, and in a few days, I was crazy about receiving express delivery.

35. Today's gift, today's happiness comes from you.

36. What I look forward to most every day is the phone number of the courier.

37. My favorite thing is to receive express delivery. I was very excited when I heard the phone call from the courier. Unconsciously, I seem to have no money again.

38. I left a wave of clothes, so I should throw them away and donate them. The wardrobe is much easier! Skin care products for the first shopping festival have arrived, and we continue to receive express delivery.

39. The most anticipated link is to receive the courier and then open it one by one. Even though I felt heartbroken when I was the last payer, I was in a good mood the moment I opened the courier.

40. While I was still lying in bed, the tickets for the concert arrived.

Girl 6 18 received the courier and couldn't get it off. Let's talk about forty first.

Girl 6 18, I can't get the feeling of receiving express delivery. Let's talk about the first one, 1. I named the next week Happy Express Week.

2. Fortunately, I didn't rob it! Fortunately, I didn't care about this year's shopping festival. I wish the robber didn't receive the courier in about 7 days, and I wish the courier is complete!

3. Waiting for the courier is expectation, taking the courier is full of expectation, unpacking the courier is relief, and the moment you receive the courier is a surprise.

4. Yes, hahaha, I am very happy to receive the express. What I get is mine, unlike what others get, it may not be yours.

I am shocked to receive the courier every day, and I can't see the courier's face at all.

6. What girls like best is receiving express delivery. The happiest thing this month is to ruin their luck and break the record.

7. I have been looking forward to the arrival of express delivery since I paid the last payment. I have been receiving express delivery in my dream, and there is no one.

8. I really withered at the shopping festival, which is the great pain of having no money. I can't help but think about receiving express delivery.

9. I really want all the couriers in the courier cabinet.

10. The shopping festival is more exciting and exciting than the Spring Festival. I started my homework a month ago and continued to receive express delivery a month later. I thought that no festival could really bring me such lasting happiness.

1 1. This shopping festival has finally passed. Alas, I still feel tired after spending money. I received the courier on the same day, it was really fast ~

12. The annual shopping festival and large-scale express delivery project was officially launched.

13. The woman received the courier and knew what was inside, but she was curious.

14. Today's gift, today's happiness comes from you.

15. I received an unexpected message. I hope you can really hold on this time.

16. Recently, I suddenly found that gifts can really give people a lot of happiness, especially meaningful and special gifts, which took a lot of thought. I want to know your good memories, haha, that's it.

17. Nothing makes people happier than receiving a courier before getting up.

18. I received a beautiful postcard, which was a surprise at the weekend!

19. I received the courier early in the morning! The result is a surprise! Blankets are furry! I like it!

20. This is the express delivery I received these days, 19 pieces, and there will be 10 pieces tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. I'm super happy!

The girl received the courier on 6 18, but couldn't get it. Tell me about the second 2 1. This year's shopping festival is over, and then there is a happy time to receive express delivery.

22. I am so happy to receive the courier, so I must wait until the child falls asleep and enjoy it slowly.

23. this year's shopping festival logistics is so powerful that it has wings! I'm going to pick up the express.

24. When you place an order, you will wonder if I really bought this when you receive the courier! What did I do to make up the allowance? There is no more happy shopping festival.

25. I suddenly found that my father likes receiving express delivery more than I do. Every time I receive a courier, I have to call or video to tell me how much I have received.

26. I received an express message, but I didn't shop. The courier explained that he had just paid the phone bill today, and then all the messages he didn't send last month were automatically sent ... finally, I know why I didn't receive the courier notice last month.

27. I completely cut my hand at the shopping festival. I will be happy if I start eating soil tomorrow but receive the express delivery.

28. The shopping festival successfully picked up many things. The next week should be the time for all kinds of express delivery. I am very happy to receive the express delivery.

29. The little milk yellow that kept me waiting for a few days for express delivery finally arrived. I quickly dismantled the courier and set it up casually. I like it very much.

30. The first express delivery has been received. It is said that the deposit will be delivered this year, and the final payment will be delivered immediately at the express station.

3 1. The courier has worked hard ~ I will say thank you to the courier brother every time I receive the courier. It's really hard. We are glad to receive the express delivery. I don't know the sadness behind the courier

32. It's cool to receive express delivery for a while, and disgusting to eat dirt for a while. It is really hard to be a man, and it is even harder to be a woman.

33. The sunshine in the afternoon is just warm, not dazzling, and I feel much better after receiving the courier. I realize that there are many problems and difficulties in all aspects I face. Bite your teeth and walk slowly. Master Liu, who was as proud as before, quit and changed to a little brother about my age. All aspects of this industry are upgrading rapidly. If you want to go up, you need to pay more than others. Besides, I have been neglected for so many years. All right, meditate. Come on, kid!

34. I didn't expect to receive a gift of beauty makeup so soon. This is a surprise at the weekend.

35. The first thing to do when you get up after paying the final payment every day is to see where my courier is. I am very happy to receive the express delivery.

36. I began to receive express delivery happily ~ I have been happy until the repayment time!

On a birthday present, each of my friends personally blew a balloon, then wrote a blessing on it, tied it together and gave it to me. Very touching.

38. The world is so big that I want to see it. There are so many express delivery, you will be happy when you open it.

39. I fell down with joy when I received the courier.

40. Why did everyone receive the goods? More than 20 couriers sent three messages, but I didn't stand high enough.

Girls bask in themselves and buy a lot of things on 6 18.

The girl basked herself in 6 18 and bought a lot of things by express delivery. 1. This year's shopping festival has received the first express.

It's time to tighten your belt and start bibimbap, but I was happy when I received the courier.

Half of the dozen couriers have been received, and the other half should arrive today or tomorrow.

I opened the package in front of others with a smile yesterday.

Starting from today, receiving express delivery is my motivation.

6. The happiness of fishermen is to receive express delivery. Can't wait to see the good stuff I grabbed.

7. The most anticipated link is to receive the courier and then open it one by one. Even though I felt heartbroken when I was the last payer, I was in a good mood the moment I opened the courier.

8. People like me who never shop online are still a little excited to receive express messages occasionally! Although I moved to the dormitory and my arm hurt for two days, I was very happy! Ha ha!

9. I received a shopping festival express. By the way, I got up and took a breath of northwest wind.

10. At noon, I got a call from the courier. I'm just saying, hello, it's brother Jie. Your courier has arrived and left it downstairs for you. When will you pick it up? Then I went to pick up the courier after dinner, reported my name, but I couldn't find it. Then I found a courier named "my sister". Okay, okay, I'm your sister! How long has it been since I received such a solid gift …

1 1. Impulse is the devil ... in order not to be discriminated against after receiving the courier. The delivery address is split in two, and I am also very sad.

12. I paid the balance at 0: 30 and arrived ahead of schedule. You can receive the first express of the shopping festival today.

13. Every other day is the day when express delivery is booming.

14. I received a courier today, which was sent by my brother. Nice color number. I like it.

15. It's cool to receive the express one minute, and it's always cool to receive it the next.

16. when you place an order, you will wonder if I really bought this when you receive the courier! What did I do to make up the allowance? There is no more happy shopping festival.

17. Wait for express delivery ... dispatch ... take it. ...

18. I received the courier early in the morning. So fast ~ Little Superman is so cute ~

19. Isn't the shopping festival a few days away? Everyone received the express delivery. What happened?

20. The courier downstairs has set up a stall for delivery, and the horn for receiving the courier has sounded.

Girls basked in their own 6 18 and bought a lot of things. Thank you for advancing the date of the shopping festival. Really receiving a courier is the same as receiving a birthday present, a lot of gifts (courier) and a lot of happiness (rich woman hugs me).

22. The first courier received at this year's shopping festival, the last payment arrived in the early morning, soon ~

23. I received some food from the courier today, three different couriers, all delicious, especially the sugar and fat intestines of that grape, which are delicious, just like real grapes. Why are my hands so ugly? ...

24. The courier received a big box of food. Then I took three boxes of snacks. . I feel surrounded by snacks. Yaoyaoda ~

25. Goodbye, world. I have been tortured by the shopping festival without a dime. I returned to liberation overnight, and in a few days, I was crazy about receiving express delivery.

26. There are always unexpected warmth and unexpected surprises in life.

27. The shopping festival successfully picked up many things. The next week should be the time for all kinds of express delivery. I am very happy to receive the express delivery.

28. the courier has worked hard ~ every time I receive the courier, I will say thank you to the courier brother. It's really hard. We are glad to receive the express delivery. I don't know the sadness behind the courier

29. The fastest shopping festival in history was awakened by the courier brother in the early morning! Get up and collect the express. Hahaha, this shopping festival is not over yet. The courier has arrived, ok!

30. The best gift is never something, but the expected warmth and unexpected surprise.

3 1. One of women's greatest happiness is buying in buy buy. The happiest thing is to receive the express delivery. The more you receive, the more you buy, and the more you receive. Do you have the same model?

32. Spending money is very happy, shopping is also very happy, and receiving express delivery is even happier: spending money for a while is cool, and spending money has always been cool.

33. The world is so big that I want to see it. There are so many express delivery, you will be happy when you open it.

34. I was dreaming when I was awakened by the phone. I was going to blow it up, but it turned out to be a call from the courier. Forgive him happily. Now only the joy of receiving express delivery can soothe my tired heart.

Although I feel distressed when I pay, I firmly believe that I will be very happy when I receive the express delivery.

36. I received a courier call as soon as I came back. I want to know where I can get express delivery. Seeing the address, I smiled again. I took part in the questionnaire and got the bath essential oil they gave me ... Hahahaha, I don't even know when I took part. It seems that I really love shopping … continue to surprise me in the future, I am still suffering …

37. I am the kind of person who is happy even if I open someone else's express.

38. The fun of online shopping lies in constantly receiving and unpacking express delivery. You can't imagine the joy of unpacking, especially the things you like very much

As a courier, my greatest happiness after the shopping festival is to receive a double-digit courier.

40. When I was sick, I suddenly received the news of express delivery. I was very moved to see my brother who was studying in college outside buying me dessert.

I received a surprise from the courier and sent it to a circle of friends to collect 40 articles.

Send a surprise message to the circle of friends (number one) 1. Although I was desperate when I paid the final payment, I was very excited when I received the courier.

2. This year's shopping festival logistics is so powerful that it has wings! I'm going to pick up the express.

3. Some people forgot to make up the bill, and some people want to return it, but I have received the express delivery for the first shopping festival, and I was still confused when I received the call.

I haven't delivered two, why haven't several arrived yet?

5. Spending money is very happy, shopping is also very happy, and receiving express delivery is even happier: spending money is cool for a while, and spending money is always cool.

6. I am happy to spend money, I am happy to shop, and I am happier to receive express delivery.

7. Wait for express delivery ... dispatch ... take it. ...

8. Who would have thought that the last payment was made at 0: 30 last night 12, and I woke up in the morning and received the courier!

9. On the first day of the shopping festival, there were too many couriers, so I borrowed the company's cart. Otherwise I don't know how many times I have to run. I am exhausted. It's the first time I feel that express delivery is too much and complicated, and there are still three days left.

10. Half of it has been received, and half is still waiting.

1 1. The sunshine in the afternoon is just warm, not dazzling, and I feel much better after receiving the courier. I realize that there are many problems and difficulties in all aspects I face. Bite your teeth and walk slowly. Master Liu, who was as proud as before, quit and changed to a little brother about my age. All aspects of this industry are upgrading rapidly. If you want to go up, you need to pay more than others. Besides, I have been neglected for so many years. All right, meditate. Come on, kid!

12. I suddenly found that my father likes receiving express delivery more than me. Every time he receives a courier, he calls me or tells me how much he has received by video.

13. The poorer you are, the more you want to spend money. The recent happiness needs to be supported by buying things and receiving express delivery!

14. This year's shopping festival is over, followed by a pleasant delivery time.

15. I finally paid, and then I waited for the express delivery, unpacked and returned.

16. After the shopping festival, wait for the express delivery and start an endless life of eating soil.

17. The feeling of receiving the courier is beyond words, and I feel very fulfilled, but I find that one person can't move so much.

18. Silently pray that my parents are not at home when I receive the express delivery at the shopping festival, otherwise I doubt that I will be scolded to death alive.

19. I received an unexpected message. I hope you can really hold on this time.

20. I came to work overtime with a depressed mood on the weekend, but I received a surprise from my friends!

Send the surprise sentence received by courier to the circle of friends (below) 2 1. Looking forward to the life in the next week, receiving express delivery, receiving express delivery, receiving express delivery.

22. It's cool to receive express delivery for a while, and disgusting to eat dirt for a while. It is really hard to be a man, and it is even harder to be a woman.

23. It's a Buddhist shopping festival for express delivery.

24. I didn't expect to experience the feeling of receiving express delivery today. It was really fast.

25. When you place an order, you will wonder if I really bought this when you receive the courier! What did I do to make up the allowance? There is no more happy shopping festival.

26. While I was still lying in bed, the tickets for the concert arrived.

27. If you encounter unfinished problems on the way, be sure to ask me in time. Don't wait for me to chase you. The reason why I gave it to you, I believe that college students carefully selected by a company can accomplish something similar to chasing a media to ask if they have received the express delivery. If I ask you, please don't tell me that the other party is not answering the phone, or that the other party can't reach you.

28. Today, the unhappiness of paying the final payment is over, and there will be a happy day to receive the express delivery.

29. The express delivery of this year's shopping festival was a bit unexpected, and three were received early in the morning.

30. Can I go back to see the results of my shopping festival as soon as possible? Enjoy the joy of receiving and unpacking express delivery?

3 1. I am looking forward to receiving express delivery every day recently. It feels beautiful, but my wallet is going to cry.

32. The most anticipated link is to receive the courier and then open it one by one. Even though I felt heartbroken when I was the last payer, I was in a good mood the moment I opened the courier.

33. Come to me if you don't receive the courier in a few days. I'll send you a single number when I get home.

34. I haven't received Jingdong Express for several years. The last time I received it was a blue nunchaku from a boy I liked.

35. The fun of online shopping lies in constantly receiving and unpacking express delivery. You can't imagine the joy of unpacking, especially the things you like very much

36. How could the annual wallet-emptying activity be without me? I was very happy when I received the courier, and then I held my empty wallet and hugged my strong self with distress.

37. Ordinary life, occasional surprises, the best gift is never anything, but unexpected warmth. Thank you for your meeting and love.

38. This year's express delivery is super fast. I have received several couriers and enjoyed the process of receiving and unpacking them.

Express delivery is received at 39. 1 hour, which will be the fastest time for me to place an order and receive goods for so many years.

40. The fastest thing at this stage of life is to send money and receive express delivery.