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The reality is very worrying, and every sentence is worrying.
One day, we will accept all the impermanence of life, just as we finally accept the fact that we are getting old.
I don't seem to need that many friends, and I don't seem to have that many friends.
Material foundation can support your ideal, but it will often kill it.
5. If your pain is not to please the public, you don't have to cry everywhere!
6. We will all experience a person you will never forget, but it is often not him who can go to the end.
7. There is a kind of person who is naturally fond of pets. Even if he never put you into his life and heart, you are still willing to agree to all his requests to smile at him.
8. No matter how deep and painful you have been, you should keep it, but in the end, you should put it down with a smile.
9. I believe that what is more lonely than loneliness is being with the wrong person.
10. There is no sudden confession, but it is actually a long-awaited secret love.
1 1. Sometimes you have to pretend to be happy just to prevent others from asking you what's wrong.
12. It is better to lose the feeling of being swayed by considerations of gain and loss.
14. Later, you can forget what you said and change what you loved.
15. People who believe that time can change everything finally find that time has really changed themselves, that's all.
16. I didn't expect the taste of parting to be so bleak. I didn't know saying goodbye was so strong.
17. You have to understand that not everyone will like you, accommodate you and love you. You should also know that not all the world hates you, ignores you and doesn't cherish you.
18. We always take some small favors given by strangers as emotional goodwill, but take our unswerving love for you for granted.
19. We are not good at expression, so we are used to guessing. Affirm, deny, repeat, and then we become sensitive and fragile.
20. You think the worst thing in life is to lose the person you love the most, but in fact the worst thing is to lose yourself because you love someone too much.
Reality is very worrying.
1. When you trust someone without reservation, there will only be two results in the end, either the person in life or a lesson in life. 2. Think of others, but live for yourself. 3. People have joys and sorrows, just like the moon is full of ups and downs, and God won't give anyone too much. 4. Why do you ask others what they like? Most things that you have waited for too long are not what you want at first. 6. Only when things have changed can people know how to miss; We always miss the real thing when we least understand it. 7. If you have money, you dare to be your truest self; If you have no money, you can only be yourself. 8. The world is realistic, so you can walk slowly. Without dependence, you must run. 9. Be a kind person, and then be selfish enough and indifferent enough, and life will be much easier. 10. The older you get, the more you know that money is more comfortable than anything else. 1 1. You have accomplished nothing, and you are still enjoying it there. 12. When you are in a hurry to explain yourself, remind yourself: wait ten seconds. Maybe in ten seconds, you will realize whether it is worth it. 13. Read more, earn more, and think less is useless. 14. Don't be a hero. Heroes have good beginnings and bad endings. 15. Easy things don't last long. It won't come so easily for a long time. Forgiveness is easy. Trust again, it's not that easy. 17. Money is hard to earn. Love is hard to break. Heart, hard to understand. People are hard to do. Life is hard to find. 18. Everything needs to get to the bottom of it, but you can't accept the stimulation of the truth. 19. Life will not treat you kindly because you are a girl. 20. How much helplessness and powerlessness have been accumulated to make sense and let nature take its course. 2 1. They slander you and want to be you. Being friendly to people you hate is a sign of your maturity. Clear, realistic and penetrating words.
Is it really necessary to change? It is said that height is not a distance, and age is not a problem. Now I understand that everything that is uneven is a problem. The innocence of the past is really romantic, and the explicit reality is the problem of the future. Too many voices in my heart have made me crazy, too unhappy, too depressed, too much, too much, I hope reason can overcome sensibility!
Clear, realistic and penetrating words.
First, since you like living a lie, don't expose it. If you don't want to see things too explicit, you can only accept the cruelty of reality!
Second, there must be pure friendship between men and women, because every girl who knows me says that she can only be friends with me at most.
Third, alcohol can't anesthetize yourself, so stay awake. Stay awake. No matter how explicit and cruel the reality is. It doesn't give you a chance to pretend to be depressed and tell your sadness. Take every day seriously and seize every opportunity to get together.
Fourth, I don't deny that what he said is very realistic and explicit, because this is reality, because I don't know anything, I don't know ~
Fifth, it is said to be a comedy in Zhashui Baidu Encyclopedia. It is really ironic, realistic and explicit.
Six or two hours of film is really far-fetched. This should be the most beautiful and meaningful film directed by Feng recently. Very realistic and explicit, but also makes people feel very sad. I deeply remember that only those who are not treated well can truly understand what kindness is. May we keep our youth in our hearts forever! !
When I had to bend down to ask for money on the way to chasing my dreams, I found that the reality was so explicit and I was so helpless. I like to think too much recently, and my heart is resistance and fear. I don't know how to calm such a confused mind. If the mentality is not adjusted well, it will lead to all kinds of physical torture, very decadent and very tired.
Eight, suddenly understand a lot of things that I didn't understand before, understand the pains of my parents, and understand the explicit feelings and feelings of real girls.
Nine, I talked with Qicai's brother-in-law for a long time and gave me the most straightforward advice when I was in a dilemma. Although it is realistic, I can't refute it. After all, I put thousands of dollars of possessions aside. In a few hours, I will pick up my relatives in the summer. Take time to rest.
I am not a self-disciplined person, so I can't get up, sleep and eat on time. I prefer a casual life, but it is not realistic to live for myself. Because life is too explicit.
Xi。 It turns out that I am sometimes afraid to listen to music, and hearing the familiar melody takes me into a certain scene, full of beautiful fantasies and explicit thoughts.
The more you look at it, the more you care about it, and the more you love it. The end result is that the more you fall, the more painful it is. There is no fairy-tale love, only explicit reality. Strangely, in this world, the opposite of love is usually hate. When I don't love you, you are nothing. You can never wake a person who pretends to sleep.
13. People who have never tried the pain of failure will never understand the pain behind success.
Fourteen, the obvious confusion of reality makes me collapse inside. The enthusiasm you have worked so hard for so long is hard to get. I really don't have the courage to let you stay with me. I really don't want to choose another life. In fact, more often, I am willing to accompany you to suffer. All kinds of gesture languages at home make me very tired. Should I give up or not?
Fifteen, my friend asked me to talk, but I told her the real explicit words, which may hurt people's hearts and feelings. This is how I tell others the cruelest things, instead of comforting others. A colleague and friend said something the other day. Although it was a joke, I was deeply impressed. She said it was boring for you to joke with you, so you have to tell the truth. Yes, that's right. I don't like lying, I don't enliven the atmosphere, and I don't do anything against my will. Just like another friend asked me, why do you love him so much, for so long, and still like it but not together? Yes, I still like him. I just don't love him that much. Love can make people grow. I have my own principles, even if I love him so much, I must learn to let go. So I am so cruel to my friends and lovers, and I am a bad person. But the only hope is that you all live better than me, really, better than me.
Sixteen, now this society needs people with brains, no matter how developed their limbs are and how simple their minds are, they will eventually be bruised and bruised by routines.
17. And don't always talk about reality. You've never been out of society. You don't know anything. You are too young. You'll understand when you meet it. The problem is that you only heard it from others. Have you really experienced anything? There is nothing wrong with simplicity ~
At the age of eighteen, my first half life was so perfect that there was no such person in reality or people in reality were more likely to be lucky or not so lucky. If Zijun and He Han fall in love a little bit, the plot is completely reversed. Human nature in reality is more explicit and real than TV series.
19th, the attack ate the incumbent Bai Yueguang, Bai Yueguang casually hook up and cheat. The most contemptible thing is that he swayed from side to side after cheating. After going to Bai Yueguang, he felt that he was still a good incumbent. Many double terriers never make me feel like I'm attacking low. This story makes me sick. Perhaps this situation is too realistic and explicit, and people can't always deceive themselves.
Find yourself quickly, don't get lost, you have lost your mind. Even if the reality is as cruel as the naked eye, it is really only rational to face it and take the initiative to solve it. Really, you have to believe this and don't do it again. You make yourself look down on it, you know?
I thought I was the only one you would treat me with your heart, but the reality is so explicit.
It is said that reality is unpredictable, so many things are still willing to stop. For uncertain people and things, trust is the heart. If you want to weigh the pros and cons, you always believe that people who feel at ease can only rely on eternal conscience.
What impressed me most about Wolf Warriors 2 was the minutes before he went to prison. The ironic and clear reality is exactly the same as reality.
24. Love is what everyone is looking for. Reality is something that everyone wants to escape. Love is a fantasy, and reality is the truth. No matter how beautiful the fantasy is, it will eventually be shattered by the truth. Although money is vulgar, it is what everyone needs. Without money, no fantasy will come true. With money, the truth does not necessarily become a fantasy. The terrible reality is because it is too real and explicit. Even if you are the Monkey King, you can't escape this Tathagata.
Twenty-five, now I don't care whether I am introverted or extroverted. A long time ago, I read an article by Mr. Shang, which wrote that if I want to be a shining person, then naturally I don't have to take the initiative to socialize and give up useless socializing. Although these two sentences are explicit in reality, they hit the side that people have been avoiding. After listening to the class, I finally know why some seemingly extroverts can't make friends, because they will use interrogative sentences, provoke others from time to time and make jokes without boundaries. So this is called low quality.
Twenty-six, after interviewing Rasty's Nie-style 90, I feel that personal struggle can change the fate of life in this way, and I also lament that class leap can be so realistic and explicit.
27. In fact, I envy Yin Tianchou for saying to Liu Piaopiao: I support you. I didn't understand the meaning and weight of this sentence until now. The more you understand, the more you dare not easily agree and say it. In fact, the more you love, the more you fear. I'm afraid I have no ability to comfort you when you are wronged, and I have no ability to make you willful. Sometimes if you don't understand the love in life, you always feel that the reality is too explicit, but only when you really step into this society can you understand how big and complicated the world we are going to face. A simple I love you contains the responsibility you will face. If you love someone, you have to give her the life she wants. Sharing weal and woe should never be an excuse for not trying. Let's go
I have been kept in the dark for a long time. Even if the reality is explicit enough, I don't have the courage to admit that I was hurt inadvertently.
Twenty-nine, you don't have to dig people, but if you dig people, you will complain more. You don't have to finish what you say, but you won't have any friends after you finish. You don't have to be modest to respect others. Modesty means less bones. People don't have to retreat, and it's hard to retreat. The reality is very explicit, but I think it is too beautiful.
Thirty, how many times do you have to encourage yourself before you make up your mind to get along with reality carefully, but why does reality destroy your confidence so blatantly? I hate all chance and necessity. I would rather never see myself and the truth clearly, at least I can deceive myself forever. I really hate it. I hate it. I'm sad, but Lily won't break down. Lily is always the strongest lily.
31. Many times I don't want to visit my relatives, because they always talk to me about some very realistic and explicit topics, criticize my thoughts or guide me forward. But at this age, I have my own opinions and dreams, and I am unwilling to give up my freedom. I have told myself countless times that it is enough to listen to these words, and there is no need to care too much, but for very sensitive people, it often keeps them awake all night.
Thirty-two. It's really hard to fit into that circle. Because of the differences in interpersonal circles, the people who were reprimanded at noon today were all fragments. Because of the different status, although it is very realistic, it is so explicit when it comes out, and it is very uncomfortable in my heart, but it is very helpless ~ My brother is right ~ It is a place that is always backward ~
Sometimes we are willing to lie to ourselves knowing it is a lie, just to find an excuse to feel at ease. Slowly, we will believe this lie, how terrible. So, why don't we want to hear the truth from the beginning? Although the truth is clear and realistic, it is better than the last regret.
Thirty-four, chat with three years later tonight, pour a pot of cruelty and happiness. But if life is like this, I'm not afraid of being strangled. I always feel that we are becoming more and more explicit, but in fact, the monsters of that era are waiting, and everyone will be like that. The complex emotions on their faces should be what I look like three years later.
35. I used to be an idealist, resisting the rough reality. Later, people I met kept giving me lessons, which made me a qualified social person and began to face all kinds of explicit reality. I think the significance of growing up is that you have to learn to accept what you can't change and what you shouldn't, just as you don't forget your active attitude.
Thirty-six, life is far harder and worse than you think. It is a glimmer of life after extreme hardship, because compared with suffering, it is particularly precious and beautiful. Imagine, if there is no suffering, how can you value this little happy chicken soup after drinking too much? The obvious reality is that chicken soup is far from being cured.
Thirty-seven, my mood is as low as my body temperature. I am sad that I wasted a day on a subject. See the progress. I'm much worse, and I'm getting irritable again. See through this explicit society. It would be great not to flatter. Better than not being sad.
Thirty-eight, I saw a video the other day. A woman said a very explicit but realistic sentence: the person who once let you into the body can't even get into the circle of friends now.
Thirty-nine, this year, friends in the circle of friends got married in waves. Thinking of the failure of the postgraduate entrance examination last year, I frantically forced Mr. Liu to get married. I think I was just escaping from reality. We always like to describe love as sacred, but we regard marriage as an obvious reality. We have been looking forward to marriage for too long, but we are also afraid that I will become a worthless member of this secular world. I have always believed that the most important person in our life is not our parents or children, but our lover. The basis of marriage must be love, so that we can care about each other. A person's life is too long, and one person's recklessness should be tolerated by two people. It is incredible to think about the rest of his life. However, love is so wonderful that you will laugh because of his happiness and also because of his. Cherish the woman who once married you for love. Don't let the reality of life torture her to forget love. I hope all fans can help each other and love life.
40. Baoding High-tech Zone, a place far away from the noisy urban area, has a unique place. When I saw it, I couldn't help but think of the plan of an experience hall in our company, but it also has the same effect. In this explicit society, we no longer believe in fairy tales, but have long been overwhelmed by noise and roar, full of fear and empty eyes, and blank and anxious faces in our minds overlap. Through these designs with ulterior motives, let us see the sunshine, take a deep breath and enjoy the peace ~
Forty-one, chatting with others recently, I feel that everyone is so realistic and explicit, and I feel that I have been subverted. Do you really show your value through these needs, as my colleague said? I feel inexplicably sad in my heart.
Forty-two, I've been watching the first half of my life recently. Very nice. Very realistic but not explicit, the details of the screenwriter are in place, and the workplace drama is also sloppy. I am really Malik Yili, a good actor, a good wife and a good mother.
Forty-three, the reality is very explicit, let's put our ideals aside. Make more money.
Forty-four, forget it. It's bullshit. Then it's bullshit. Walking at night is suspicious. I didn't check it anyway. This kind of thing is rare, but it's good. When what you write makes you feel beautiful, there will be no leftovers. There are so many people and so many monsters in human skin. I don't hate this feeling at all. Very realistic and explicit. Liangzhi is so black-bellied, and he also has his evil roots. Xue Hui has her beauty and her ugliness. A seemingly ordinary person, seemingly smooth life, is also his failure. In his eyes, there is such a doomed love, but in others' eyes, it is just a stupid and unproductive despicable mentality. I remind you, the harder you work, the luckier you are. Even if your family is rich, you will be defeated by a mediocre person.
20 heartfelt words of seeking truth from facts, each sentence is profound and directed at people's hearts.
1. When people ask about you, you will tell them the whole story. You think this is enthusiasm and talkativeness, but in fact it is loneliness.
Relatives are like old cotton-padded clothes, even if they get prickly heat, they still have to protect you. A friend is like a raincoat. You wear it when you need it and put it aside after use.
3. If you look too thoroughly and clearly, you will feel more frustrated and cold. Sometimes, without thinking too much, it is not unhappy at all.
4. The heart is a pocket. Less things are called brains, more things are called minds, and more things are called calculations. Behind the scenery, it is either vicissitudes or filth.
5. The reason why I often delete my circle of friends and Weibo is because I am arrogant and indifferent in this second, and I hate my stupid and melodramatic self in the last second.
6. Don't put it down if you can't put it down. If you can't forget it, remember it first. One day, you will find that you have forgotten it in your mind.
7. Many times, no matter how cold and painful it is, you can bite your teeth and hold back from crying. On the contrary, sudden warmth will make people burst into tears.
8. A lover is like a piece of coarse cloth. Although not beautiful, it can keep out the cold. Lovers are like fashion. They feel beautiful, but they can't be worn out.
9. Most women who are too sensible have bad lives. She thinks that love is at the expense of self-denial. Just like a crying child with candy, happiness and sometimes willfulness.
10. Don't be so sensitive and soft-hearted. People who are too sensitive and too soft-hearted must be unhappy in life. You have to think about what others say all day.
Sometimes in life, maybe you think you have everything; But at some point, I suddenly felt that I had nothing.
12. Don't judge others casually, because you are not among them, there are many choices in life, and behind the choices, you are often forced!
13. No one is sheltering from the wind and rain, just hold up a sky by yourself. Don't always feel sorry for yourself, it's hard for everyone.
14. In a relationship, the one who invests more is the first to have the idea of breaking up. And the one who breaks up first is the one who doesn't mind the most.
15. Don't say sorry to me. Sorry can only bring you peace of mind, not my relief.
16. There are many things in this world that cannot be explained, such as sudden loss, inexplicable loneliness, unprovoked loneliness, and your sudden departure.
17. When you have such a big event in your life, you will realize that your previous sadness in the middle of the night is bullshit!
18. Don't be shy to refuse others. Anyway, those who are embarrassed to embarrass you are not good people.
19. Life is too short to wake up with regrets every day. So love those who are kind to you and forget those who don't cherish you.
20. Never overestimate your position in the eyes of others. In fact, you are nothing, no more than you, and no less than you.
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