Any funny jokes? 3 or more

1: Why should I kill you, my love?

2: The cashier said: I have no change, so I’ll give you two plastic bags!

3: My advantage is: I am very handsome; but my disadvantage is: I am not obviously handsome.

4: Learn Feng Shui when you have time, and occupying a good tomb after your death can make up for the regret of not being able to afford a good house during your lifetime.

5: Others pretend to be good, but I have to pretend to be experienced.

6: I am a fat person, not a rough person.

7: If Taiwan is not recovered for a day, I will not be able to reach level 4!

8: If the sun doesn’t come out, I won’t go to work; if it does, I’ll continue to sleep!

9: Running snail.

10: Every morning when I get up, I read the "Forbes" rich list. If my name is not on it, I go to work.

11: Talking about money doesn’t hurt feelings, but talking about feelings hurts money the most.

12: I curse you for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets for the rest of your life.

13: The accountant said: "You can come and collect your salary later, I don't have any change."

14: Can you tell I put on powder?

15: Even though you are wearing cologne, I can still smell a faint smell of scum.

16: My name is Rain, and my nickname is Runtu.

17: Please give me a serving of Yangzhou fried rice, more chopped green onion, a little salt, and an extra egg, take it away.

18: Once I was on the street, a group of girls stopped me. They said I was handsome, but I refused to admit it, so they beat me and called me hypocritical.

19: Both homely and rotten, the future is uncertain.

20: Failure is not terrible, the key is success.

21: The most mysterious department in history: the relevant departments.

22: It is undeniable that mosaic is the biggest obstacle to the progress of human body art in this century!

23: There are only two things I can’t do in my life: I can’t do this, and I can’t do that.

24: Others have a background, but I have a back view.

25: The ideal of meat, the destiny of cabbage.

26: White horse... where did you die! Did you lose the prince and dare not come to see me?

27: It’s easy to hide when you are exposed, but hard to guard against when you are undercover.

28: Don’t mistake shrimps for seafood.

29: I am an angel. The reason why I cannot go back to heaven is because of my weight.

30: Is your father’s cousin? (It alludes to the fact that this person’s parents are from consanguineous marriages, and children from consanguineous marriages are generally 2...)

31: Today’s college students are so unqualified! I came here to copy the film and actually used cutting!

32: There are too many liars and not enough fools.

33: I am the princess who cuts thorns and kills dragons on the road, travels across rivers and climbs to the top of the tower, and is responsible for kissing you awake.

34: I am smiling to the sky, and after I finish laughing, I go to sleep.

35: Your mobile phone is cheaper than the phone bill.

36: The road is long and long, so let’s fight it.

37: My life has side A and side B, your life has side S and side B.

38: We are not afraid of thieves bringing tools, but we are afraid of thieves who understand technology!