Chinese sentences that make foreigners collapse

Chinese sentences that make foreigners collapse:

1, the headmaster said there was nothing on the school uniform except the school badge, so you have to do something else. Teacher Xiao Yu was a little crazy when she saw this sentence 1. She doubted her life. Would you please stop using reduplicated words?

I obviously like him, but he just won't say anything. When I saw this sentence, I really didn't understand what it meant. I wonder if you understand what he is trying to say?

I only care about what I care about. Do you care about me as much as I care about you? When I saw this sentence, I was completely confused. I wonder if you understand the meaning of this sentence?

I don't like the person I like. I like people I don't like. I mean, I hate people I like and like people I don't like.

5. What do you mean? What? What do you mean? What do you mean? Nothing interesting. What do you mean nothing? That's what it means. This seems to be a quarrel between lovers. Surely only two people with super high IQ can understand what they want to express?

6. Even if it is a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day.

7. Many times you are just someone's lover, not a lover.

8. Li Bihua said: What is redundancy? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after I was cold.