Tell me something funny about being single?

Single people will often feel a sense of emptiness and melancholy. Next, let me sort out the funny single stories for you. Hope you like it.

Selection of single humorous stories

1. “These men all have pearls in their eyes, but they don’t have me!”

2. “I searched and searched! Keep looking! What am I looking for? I’m looking for dry food, water, and legendary love!!!”

3. “You said, Andy Lau has been here until now You don’t want to get married either, because you don’t want me to get tired of it?”

4. “No money, no job, no boyfriend, it doesn’t matter!!”

5. “The most beautiful man It’s easy to be moved, because they even pretend to be moved.”

6. “A man’s love is like a piece of cake, and a woman’s love is like a wind chime, a piece of cake!”

7. "The gangster knows martial arts, no one can stop him"

8. "Bin Laden is called bin Laden, what is his name Saddam." There are many girls in our class. In the impression of classmates, they are the same person.

9. "Chairman Mao's real name is Chairman Mao, right?"

10. "For a woman, it is undoubtedly very bad to accommodate a willful man all her life, but What’s worse is that there are no men to accommodate her!”

Selection of single funny stories

1. “From college to now, there is only one boy that I want to have sex with. The impulse of objects, but unfortunately I didn’t do it when he wanted to have sex with me. When I wanted to have sex with him, he had a girlfriend!”

2. “Have you seen Shanghai Beach? It’s good, It is a rare book that you can read in life if you try to figure out the inner world of each character. If you look at it with a different attitude, it is a cannibal society. If you don’t play with others, they will play with you. ”

3. "Did your mother buy you the Lucky Bead?" "Oh! How did you know?" "You don't look like an old woman."

4. "You've never had sex with a man. , haven’t you seen a man running away!”

5. “Men are lustful just like women are money-loving, forgive those lustful men!”

6. “What Kind of Woman? "Can you attract men?" This title is good, I should buy it and study it. " 7. "The book says that in 2050, there will be more men than women, and the ratio will be seriously imbalanced. Are you tired of coming here so late?"

8. "These men all have pearls in their eyes, but there is no self in them!"

9. "I searched and searched! I kept searching! I What are you looking for? I'm looking for dry food, water, and legendary love!!!"

10. "You said that Andy Lau is not getting married yet, because he doesn't wait for me to get tired of it?"

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11. "No money, no job, no boyfriend, it doesn't matter!!"

12. If the person you like doesn't show up, the person who does show up won't like it

13 . The fate has not yet arrived

14. It is better to have less than to waste

15. Don’t get married just for the sake of getting married

16. Love is just a luxury in life. It is better to have it, not to have it. You can’t die either

17. Love is something that can be encountered but not sought

18. It’s not that you don’t want to love, but that you feel powerless to love

19. Thirty I can’t get married even after I have passed, my parents are more anxious than myself

20. One person is afraid of being alone, two people are afraid of letting down

21. If life is unpredictable, then chance encounters are God's blessing. . . When you meet someone in a sea of ??people, you only need to turn around.

Then I will wait for that encounter, that turn around at the end of time

22. Good men become other people’s husbands~

23. Love is relatively simple, basically two people There are not many conditions for personal matters. But marriage is complicated. It is a matter of at least two families, with such and such conditions

24. It’s not that I don’t want to marry, it’s that I can’t find the right one to marry

25. Only when you wear the shoes on your own feet will you know if they are suitable or not

26. Being single is a state, and being two is also a state. It depends on how you want to survive

27. Wait quietly for that person to appear, laugh together and watch the flowers bloom and fall. Sad quotes on Chinese Valentine's Day - Chinese Valentine's Day space stories - Sad quotes on singles on Valentine's Day

28. Easy to look at Old...time is easy to throw away...if you marry well, it's better...if you marry poorly...the pain is unbearable

29. Alas, where have all the good men gone?

30. Just let everything happen and let it take its course. Naturally

31. Years are wasted in love, but marriage does not come as scheduled because of wasted love

32. “Natured men are the easiest to be moved, because they are not even moved. It’s all pretending.”

33. “A man’s love is like a piece of pie, and a woman’s love is like a wind chime, a piece of cake!”

34 ."The gangster knows martial arts, no one can stop him"

35. "Bin Laden is called Bin Laden, what is his name Saddam." In the impression of many female students in our class, they are one person.

36. "Chairman Mao's real name is Chairman Mao, right?"

37. "For a woman, it is undoubtedly very bad to accommodate a willful man throughout her life, but What's worse is that there are no men to accommodate her!"

38. "Men are lustful just like women are money-loving, forgive those lustful men!"

39. "What kind of "Can women attract men?" This is a good title. You should buy it and study it. " 40. "The book says that in 2050, there will be more men than women, and the ratio will be seriously imbalanced. Why do you always come so late?"

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