Adapting funny ancient poems

so bright a gleam on the foot of my bed, Li Bai wants soup. I drank a bowl of soup and peed my crotch.

The incense burner in Rizhao produces purple smoke, and Li Bai comes to the roast duck restaurant. My mouth is watering, thousands of feet, and I have no money when I touch my pocket!

There was moonlight in front of the window, and Li Bai opened the window. When he met the X-ray, his teeth fell out.

Roasted egrets in front of Mount Cisai, peach blossoms and flowing water are fat for mandarin fish. Braised and boiled in white, egrets and mandarin fish don't need to return to

before seeing their girlfriends. After that, they don't see the empty pockets for work. Dinner is on you.

The moonlight shines in front of the window, and Li Bai opens the window. When he sees the X-rays, his hair falls out.

The incense burner in Rizhao produces purple smoke, and Li Bai comes to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth is watering. I felt my pocket and didn't bring any money.

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Purple smoke rose from the sunshine oven, and mutton skewers hung in front of it,

and the saliva flowed down three thousands of feet, and I felt my pocket without any money.

mosquitoes bite everywhere in I awake light-hearted this morning of spring.

Come at night, big bear, and see where you are going!

------------------I awake light-hearted this morning of spring is full of mosquitoes. Babbling at night, I don't know how many people die.

------------------I awake light-hearted this morning of spring,

mosquito bites everywhere.

buying pesticides,

being smoked down.

Li Bai didn't give money when he took the boat.

The boatman kicked him off the boat.

Peach Blossom Beach is deep in thousands of feet.

I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

In the Qing Dynasty

Du Mu in the Tang Dynasty

It rains a lot during the Qing Dynasty

I'm lonely and want to kill my soul

Excuse me, where can I find a beautiful woman

The shepherd boy points at Sanlitun (look, Xiao Du's poem is penetrating. For the sake of Qingming today, let him post this first)

Chun Xiao

Tang Meng Haoran

I awake light-hearted this morning of spring

There are few beautiful women in science and engineering

I can't sleep at night

I'll look online (Lao Meng is not to be outdone)

on meeting li guinian down the river

Tang Du Fu

Looking for beautiful women in the chat room

q. The poet's adult is ambitious.

The novella

In early spring, it appeared outside the Ministry of Water, Zhang Shiba.

Tang Hanyu

The rain in Beili was as crisp as a crisp.

The beauty looked at it from afar, but there was nothing.

It was the most sad thing of the year.

The online M M MM used to be a pig. . . (It seems that Mr. Han was hit hard.)

Early arrival in Baidicheng

Tang Libai

Loving to resign from the dormitory

When netizens meet, they suddenly can't help crying

They just came to the brink of death (Poet Fairy seems to have met a carnivorous Amen)

Mountain trip

Tang Dumu

. It's Xiao Du again. It seems that I really have a lot of feelings.)

The Book of Songs.

The white dew is frost.

The so-called Iraqi people, on the one side of the net

see it on the spur of the moment, with a fat face and a long

meeting it on the spur of the moment, and a waist like a big water tank. . . (well, the old ancestors didn't escape this robbery either. . . )

divination operator

Song Li Zhiyi

I live in Beijing Institute of Technology

She lives in Beijing Institute of Technology

I chat every day to meet

*** I see ghosts. . . . (How can poets join in the fun ~ ~ It's true that dinosaurs have come from generation to generation)

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Jiang Nanchun

Tang Dumu

Daqian network is green and red

Chatting and meeting heart is getting empty

Meeting 48 times

How many dinosaurs are among them (I can say responsibly that Xiao Du is dying, and the consequences are very serious. . . )

Send Yuan Er's envoy Anxi

Tang Wangwei

It's rainy in the morning in Beili

It's heartbreaking to be full of disappointment

Advise you not to find another netizen

Go to Shaolin tomorrow (good words ~~)

The crowd searched for him for thousands of Baidu,

Suddenly found that

Like a Dream by Li Qingzhao:

Last night, I drank too much and

strayed into the depths of the campus.

Vomiting, vomiting, arousing countless mandarin ducks.

so bright a gleam on the foot of my bed, Li Bai climbed into bed. Pick up the machine gun and prepare to rob the bank.

----------so bright a gleam on the foot of my bed,

could there have been a frost already?.

lifting myself to look, I found that it was moonlight,

Lower your head and get busy with the problem.

Not counting (operator)

I am memorizing Chinese,

Jun is memorizing English.

there is no bottom to learn every day.

I have to learn anyway.

I can't recite this word,

I can't read this sentence.

I only blame my school for bothering me,

I will not blame my school.

Please take my word for it.

This will never be a lie.

I am sincere to you.

You just don't understand.

A person who loves you deeply,

understands how difficult it is to love you.

But infatuation will never change!

(Look at the second word in each line)

Funny poem

.__________ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ We are still stuck with the water ~~~)

3. Why * * * cut the candle at the west window, _ _ _ _ _ _

Students answer: The husband and wife sit in the morning

(The Chinese teacher is dizzy when reading the paper. After talking about it in class, I was dizzy again! The correct answer is "evening rain time")

4. Mayflies shake the tree, _ _ _ _ _ _

Students answer: not moving at all

(the correct answer is "ridiculous". Not moving, brilliant, very in line with the facts.)

5. The beauty of a gentleman's adult, _ _ _ _ _ _

Students answer: the villain takes away the love of others

(directly fainting)

6. Being poor is immune to himself, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ < Everyone in the world knows the monarch

Student A: As long as it looks like Saddam

(Khan |||| ...)

8. there were other ladies in his court, three thousand of rare beauty, _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Student A: Iron bars will also be ground into needles ~ ~ ~ ~

(the correct answer is "but his favours to three thousand were concentered in one body"). _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

A classmate answered: plucking a phoenix is not as good as chicken

Another classmate answered: Both husband and wife return home

(the correct answer is "yet I feel the harmonious heart-beat of the Sacred Unicorn")

1. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

A classmate answered: Bedside. )

12. I hope people will live for a long time. _ _ _ _ _ _

Students answer: One will last forever

(I laughed wildly at that time, but now I feel quite classic. The correct solution is "a thousand miles away * * * and beautiful")

13. Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse, _ _ _ _ _ _

Students answer: Climb turtles by the East Village River

(That's right)

14. I advise God to get back on his feet. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Students answer: Show magical powers at critical moments

Another student answers: the mouse son can make holes

(the Chinese teachers in the whole office laugh wildly without any image)

16. If the sky is sentimental, it will grow old. _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Students answer.

(The positive solution is "If the moon is long and round without hating", Li He's "Golden Copper Immortals' Poems on the Han Dynasty")

17. If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Students answer: Please don't tell him

(The positive solution is "A piece of ice heart is in the jade pot") < p _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Student A: It is a fool not to eat

Since ancient times, no one has died, _ _ _ _ _ _

Student A: There are only successive deaths

(The ending: the bird was left behind by the teacher to talk after the parent-teacher meeting ...)

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