For an original joke with connotation, it must be original and unpublished.

Big head bought a new washing machine at Er Ya's request. Er Ya said, "Big head, you paid for the washing machine. Is the ownership of the washing machine yours or mine? "

Big head one leng, don't know what to say.

"hurry up! Is the washing machine yours or mine? " Two ya ask.

"It belongs to me." Big head with sweat on his forehead.

"Well," two ya nodded, "I dare not touch your things. Only you will have the right to use the washing machine in the future. "

The big head is anxious: "No, no, no, I will be generous. The washing machine is yours, okay? "

"Do you want to transfer the ownership of the washing machine for free?"

"Yes, yes, yes."

"Well, I can't be too greedy. We should share the power equally: the ownership of the washing machine belongs to me and the right to use it belongs to you. "