Tell a few funny jokes

There is a man sitting on the most advanced luxury jet. Suddenly a sharp pain in the stomach, let him use the girls' toilet. The stewardess was a little embarrassed, but she promised to let him go to the bathroom. She is also worried about repeatedly telling him not to touch anything and coming out with diarrhea. So he hurried into the girls' toilet. After pulling, he found three buttons next to the toilet, which read HW, HA and ATR respectively. He was curious that there must be something special about such an advanced toilet, but he remembered the stewardess's words. However, I was still curious, so I pressed the first hardware button ... gee! I cann't believe I sprayed hot water from behind to wipe my ass. Great! So it means hot water. He thought, then ha ha is empty talk! Sure enough, after pressing the button, a slow hot air came to my face. So what exactly does ATR mean? It should be better service! So he pressed the third button, and suddenly there was a sharp pain, and his eyes were black ... When he woke up, he was already in the hospital. The nurse looked at him solemnly and said, "Sir, your penis is in my hand, and I put it next to your pillow!" " Whoa, whoa, whoa! How did this happen? "He shouted," I'm not in the toilet? Why ... sir, you touched ATR. Wrong deduction. That's an automatic tampon remover. But all the men's toilets are full. But he couldn't hold it any longer, so he worshipped a dog with the stewardess and went whoring. He went to find a centipede and wanted to look at it from another angle. The next morning, the dog scolded: Shit, it's not a broken leg, it's not a broken leg, it's not a broken leg, I spent a fucking night to break my leg! !