A little joke that makes girls happy.

1. On the first day of school, I hit my deskmate and the teacher said to call me mom and dad. I said: it doesn't matter, I can beat him alone!

2. M: Marry me! Do you think we will be happy after marriage? M: Of course. W: How do you know? M: Even if you can't love, you can have a lasting friendship.

The doctor asked the patient how he broke his bone. The patient said: I think there is sand in my shoes. Shake my shoes with a telephone pole. A man passed by and thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a stick and gave me two!

The drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, causing passers-by to watch. Here comes the police: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know. I just arrived.

5. I met my father on the way to buy lottery tickets and asked his father: What are you going to do if you win the grand prize? My dad gave me a look: What are you doing? What are you doing?

6. One day, the phone at home rang, because no one answered at my parents' door, but my parents never answered. I had to get dressed and get up to answer the phone, only to hear my dad say on the other end: give me the TV remote control.

7. Teacher: If every drop of water can represent a blessing, I will send you an ocean to do imitation exercises! Xiaoming: If all the flowers represent blessings, I will send a wreath! In an instant, the whole class was sensational. Teacher: Go, go, go now!

8. Man: Dai Mengmei, then why did you refuse me? Woman: Every time I see you, my heart beats faster and I blush. I thought I would get sick and die with you.

9. A strong leader of a dialect spoke: rabbit shrimp, pickles are too expensive, not ginger melons, but pig feet (comrades and villagers, don't talk now, pay attention).

Xiao Wang's favorite singer is Christine Christine. The songs he must sing when he goes to KTV are "I love you endlessly" and "Singing every night". His biggest dream is to cure his stuttering.