Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - The Spring Festival party unit needs to perform programs. Are there any funny sketches or cross talk scripts? Thank you.

The Spring Festival party unit needs to perform programs. Are there any funny sketches or cross talk scripts? Thank you.

Haha, I recommend a Guo Donglin

Huang Xiaojuan: Er, have you seen our little treasure? Little treasure, little treasure. .

Wei Jian: Aye, aye, aye, come on. What a terrible word Xiaobaozi! I'm old now.

Huang Xiaojuan: Well, you're old, Laobaozi.

Wei Jian: Oh, you'd better call me Xiaobaozi. What's worse for this old treasure?

Huang Xiaojuan: Look at the time. We can't be late for the 5 yuan ticket for the Spring Festival concert. .

Wei Jian: Don't worry, the concert starts at 7: 15. jiaozi has been cooking for 1 minutes, eating for 1 minutes and getting excited for 2 minutes. It's absolutely no problem to get to the theater.

Huang Xiaojuan: 2 minutes? You have a special car! What about traffic jams? What's that smell?

Wei Jian: Gee

Huang Xiaojuan: What's that smell?

Wei Jian: My jiaozi

Huang Xiaojuan: Sigh ~ ~ Turn off the gas first. This person in our family is a meat eater. Let's eat jiaozi. Let's go.

Wei Jian: Hey, jiaozi is coming. Hey, hey, black

Huang Xiaojuan: Come on, eat quickly. Hurry up

Wei Jian: I'll tell you that there are no special circumstances. It will never delay the performance.

Huang Xiaojuan: Let's eat. . . . . . . . Come on, hehehe, come on

Wei Jian: Oh, Xiaoshi

Guo Donglin: Ahahaha

(The two of them huddle together)

Wei Jian: Come on, let me introduce you to the little real person in our unit, the full name of sincere person. This person is as special as his name. Huang Xiaojuan: Hehehe Xiaoshi, hello

Wei Jian: This is your sister-in-law Xiaoyu < Oh, it's so beautiful (Wei Jian, hehe). This is your lover. This is like my daughter-in-law. Wei Jian: Yeah Guo Donglin: Really Guo Donglin: Sister Xiaoyu is so beautiful. Oh, why is this skin so tender? What cosmetics should I use? Huang Xiaojuan: Hmm?

Guo Donglin: Oh, it's so beautiful. Why did you marry him? Huang Xiaojuan: Ah

Wei Jian: You've seen it enough.

Huang Xiaojuan: It's too real.

Wei Jian: Hehe Xiaoshi sat hehe.

Guo Donglin: Uh-huh. Have you eaten?

Wei Jian: Have you eaten? I went out by bike early in the morning to test my liver function. Oh, I rode a bike. I rode to eat jiaozi.

Wei Jian Huang Xiaojuan: Mm-hmm. I ate jiaozi.

Guo Donglin: I rode jiaozi.

Huang Xiaojuan: Ah

Guo Donglin: Why can't I ride dumplings? Hehehe

Wei Ji 'an Huang Xiaojuan: Hehehe

Guo Donglin. I can't ride any more (Wei Jian En). I looked down and saw that the tire was flat, so I couldn't pump up. It was filled with leeks three times. Guo Donglin: What was I saying? Huang Xiaojuan: Filled with leeks Wei Jian: You said stuffed with leeks Guo Donglin: It's not good to stuff with leeks without celery. Then put some fat and tofu Wei Jian: Well, that's not. Cheer up

Huang Xiaojuan: once or twice

Guo Donglin: once or twice, I can't get in. I can't get the tire out when I look at it. Oh, my God, this tire is so big. jiaozi

Huang Xiaojuan, Wei Jian: Ah, Guo Donglin: I went to the hospital after such a big hole was mended. Hey, you should eat it for a while. It should be cold

Huang Xiaojuan: Yes, Xiaoshi is not an outsider.

Guo Donglin: (also sitting at the dinner table) When I got to the hospital, oh, my gosh, there were too many people here for blood tests and urine tests. Oh, my

Guo Donglin: There were so many people. When I was finished with my work, I looked down and guess what I saw, sister-in-law

Huang Xiaojuan: What? There is no jiaozi in jiaozi Hospital. I saw my eldest brother's laboratory paper (Huang Xiaojuan reached for it). I won't show it to you, eldest brother

Guo Donglin You're lucky to have your sister-in-law who is old and well-balanced.

Wei Jian: You see everything is normal. There's no problem at all. Thank you.

Guo Donglin: Ah, you're welcome. Sister-in-law has left.

Huang Xiaojuan: Go and have something to see.

Wei Jian: Would you like to eat together?

Guo Donglin: OK! !

Guo Donglin: I told you that my big brother wouldn't let me go. Oh, my sister-in-law, you are so dear. Why didn't you know to let me go?

(Guo Donglin munched)

Huang Xiaojuan: Uh-huh. Is it delicious (Guo Donglin's mouth was full)

Guo Donglin: leek-stuffed

Huang Xiaojuan: Uh-huh

Guo Donglin: a little salty

Huang Xiaojuan: P > Guo Donglin: Garlic cloves

Guo Donglin: Just take it

Huang Xiaojuan: Ah, ah

Wei Jian:, Get some vinegar and some garlic

Huang Xiaojuan: Xiaobaozi, you came and you smashed him for dinner.

Wei Jian: I'm just being polite. Anyone who wants him to sit down will eat.

Huang Xiaojuan: Aren't you looking for trouble?

Wei Jian: I obviously saw his legs go out, but who wants him to come back.

Huang Xiaojuan: Look at the time.

Wei Jian: I'll tell you. Ann Huang Xiaojuan: Enna

Guo Donglin: I have to guess a few dishes. It's good to eat some jiaozi here. jiaozi wine and jiaozi wine are getting more and more. Take the wine.

Huang Xiaojuan: You have to drink after you finish. You are a proud man. What do you think I'm doing?

Guo Donglin: No need to take the wine.

Huang Xiaojuan: Thank God.

Guo Donglin: Isn't it here? )

Wei Jian: What do you think about all this? Uh-huh.

Huang Xiaojuan: Hey, Xiaobaozi's coming. It's too late.

Wei Jian: It's all in the same unit. You're not too blunt.

Huang Xiaojuan: A ticket for the Spring Festival concert is 5 yuan, and the two of us add up to 1, yuan.

Wei Jian: Why don't you go first

Huang Xiaojuan? I'm even hungrier

Wei Jian: Look at this jiaozi. He's not enough by himself.

Huang Xiaojuan: This man is too honest and too cheeky. You said that he wouldn't get up if he sat down.

Wei Jian: Oh, please keep your voice down.

Huang Xiaojuan: Look

Guo Donglin: Alas, alas. . . . . Say me

Wei Jian, Huang Xiaojuan: Hey, no

Guo Donglin: Hey, hey, what's sister-in-law doing with clothes? Don't go out to buy food. See who goes out to buy food. I'm in a hurry with whom.

Wei Jian: That's not what your sister-in-law said. How can you let guests drink jiaozi? (Tell Huang Xiaojuan later that you can eat it.)

Huang Xiaojuan: (Sit down) Your eldest brother said that you can't eat cold jiaozi. < p . . . . Guo Donglin sneezes)

Wei Jian: Oops. . . . . . . . Look

Guo Donglin: OK, OK, then you two eat first

Huang Xiaojuan: You eat

Guo Donglin: Look, you don't eat again. I'll tell you that I eat cold and you eat hot.

Wei Jian: This little fish.

Guo Donglin: What fish? It's not good to have wine.

Wei Jian: She said I'm a human flesh.

Guo Donglin: What meat? There's no meat in jiaozi. Don't worry about those coming. Sister-in-law, sit down quickly.

Guo Donglin: Oh, it's my first time to meet you. Thank you for your hospitality. I did it. Don't move what's in the sister-in-law's refrigerator. You look at you. It's too real. Why don't It's too late. What time do I have to get home by bike?

Wei Jian: Oh, it doesn't matter. I'll have a drink with Xiaoshi later. If I'm late, I'll stay here in Huang Xiaojuan.

Guo Donglin: That's

Wei Jian: Eat quickly

Huang Xiaojuan can still eat

Guo Donglin: What do you mean, sister-in-law hates me

Huang Xiaojuan: There is nothing wrong with me

Guo Donglin: I just tested my liver function

Huang Xiaojuan: Xiaoshi, you misunderstood. Eat quickly. I'm not hungry

Guo Donglin: Really.

Wei Jian: Your sister-in-law really can't drink

Huang Xiaojuan: Yes, you see your eldest brother knows that I can't drink

Guo Donglin: Come on, there's no such thing as saying that feelings are iron or not. No, I'm always arguing with my sister-in-law about feelings. I'm sorry, eldest brother. Huang Xiaojuan: By the way, I have something urgent.

Wei Jian: Yeah. It's urgent for your sister-in-law.

Huang Xiaojuan is right.

Wei Jian: The concert starts at 7: 15, and it's almost time to miss it.

Wei Jian: I don't have a watch to show me. Oh, my God, it's too late. You're so unrealistic. Say it early. Oh, come on, come on, come on. Hurry up.

Wei Jian: Oh, hurry up. Take the time ticket and get what car you see and How about you?

Wei Jian: I'll be there later.

Huang Xiaojuan: We can walk together.

Guo Donglin: We're back for a drink.

Wei Jian: I can't leave.

Huang Xiaojuan: Oh, I'll go.

Wei Jian: You should walk slowly first.

Guo Donglin: Why is my sister-in-law angry? (Wei Jian didn't) Come on. You have two tickets

Wei Jian: Ah

Guo Donglin: You don't want to drive me. You see, the tickets are quite expensive, 5 yuan each. Don't waste the tickets.

Wei Jian: What about this?

Guo Donglin: You see, waste is a great crime.

Wei Jian: Hey, this is mine.

Guo Donglin: You can't leave without something.

Wei Jian. Ji' an: That's not

Guo Donglin: No problem, right? We won't come back if it's late. I brought her to my house just when your brother and sister are no longer

Wei Jian: Hey, it's small and small.

Guo Donglin: I'll kiss you goodbye. . . . . . . . . . . . .

Wei Jian: I said Xiao Shi.

Guo Donglin: (burping) It's clear that celery is partial to leeks, but it's not at all.

Wei Jian: Yes, it's

Guo Donglin: I'm leaving, big brother.

Wei Jian: Hey, Xiaoshi Xiaoshi isn't. It's not this Xiaoshi, it's too much. It's also my fault that I'm too proud to live and suffer. I have to get this ticket back. . . . . . . . . . . .

This is the deficiency of my own writing while reading it. Please forgive me zx7123 29-12-2 8:58:45 Huang Xiaojuan: Er, have you seen our little treasure? Little treasure. .