Ruthless and funny talk about 74 selected sentences

1. After patient persuasion, I finally accepted the fact that I am * *.

2. There is no right way or evil way. I won't go without you.

3, the weather is cold like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

4, the festival at night, I pinch my fingers, if there is no accident, it doesn't matter to me.

You can watch the advertisement, but you must not buy the things in the advertisement.

6. I want to be your most exciting meeting and your most reluctant parting.

7. Go away! Danger! It feels like it's going to explode!

8. Fall in love with someone and want to be together even if you are unhappy.

Of all the flowers in the world, I only take your honey.

10, people often say that youth should not be left blank, so I smeared it!

1 1. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

12, hide tenderness and cuteness and leave them to the people you like.

13, no one can't live without you unless you are his life.

14, I always believed that I would be thin, but now I'm just playing fat, but I didn't expect to get high when I was playing.

15, you have always been in my heart, always lingering.

16, hey, demonstrate! Call yourself fat and out of breath.

17, if you can't give it all to me, don't give it all to me.

18, everyone has a glorious moment, don't treat a moment as permanent.

19, I just want to do four things with you every day, three meals a day.

20. You can't find or buy my sister's smile.

2 1, all good things must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can eat more with you.

22. The inedible grapes are especially sweet to me.

23. Look under the bed when you are scared at night. Remember, you are not alone.

24. Let's break up. In fact, I never told you that I copied the love letter from the next-door class Xiaohong.

25. Don't come back when you are gone. I don't collect garbage.

26. The summer vacation is coming again, and the determination to become thinner, whiter and taller is coming again.

27. Life is a play, and being angry with dogs is meaningless.

28. I have no ambition in my life, just want to get rich!

29. If I had known it was like a dream, I wouldn't have slept.

30. If you can't get rich overnight, I can accept two nights, or half a month.

3 1, I have no other ideas, I just like you stupidly.

32. I like stability, but I'm not afraid of drifting. I like company and I'm not afraid to go alone.

You drink your chicken soup and I cook my mala Tang, which is not very tonic, but very hot.

34. Zhuge Liang didn't take a single soldier before coming out of the mountain. Why do I need work experience?

Give up your broken tree and I can get the whole forest!

36. Can you look me in the eye as my extravagant hope?

Don't call yourself single dog, because dogs have three wives and four concubines.

38. I am sleepy all the year round, only lying in bed is the most awake.

39. I will make cows and horses for you. Will you give me grass?

40, the master of playing dumb, the king of a happy country.

4 1, everything is life, and all of them are people.

42. Money and wine make many brothers. If you are in a hurry, you won't see anyone.

43. If you haven't loved a few scum, how can you know to shop around?

44. There are 3,000 broilers in the harem, which is beautiful.

45. Don't count the sheep, the poor sheep have insomnia.

If you can remember me, what if the whole world forgets me?

Even if the whole world opposes it, I will stay with you.

48. You are fit for nothing but being my wife.

49. What is superfluous is your hospitality after your heart is cold.

50. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos. I'm afraid I'll be surprised if I open the lid and enjoy another bottle.

5 1. I hate Mondays and missing Fridays.

52. There are thousands of trees in the mountains, but it is hard to meet a centenarian in the world.

53. Sorry, the message you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.

54. Kill the Buddha and fight the devil. Who will stop the car for me?

55. Who doesn't want to live and who loves life?

56. Don't talk to me about sincerity ... You are no longer qualified.

57. Be sure to remember those who chat with you late into the night. It is because of them that you stay up late, resulting in such heavy dark circles and poor skin.

58. Some things, if doomed, are resigned to fate.

59. When you take the test paper, buy a lighter.

60. Sometimes if you don't work hard, you don't know what despair is.

6 1, I want to hold you in my arms, just like a father holding his son.

62. Mom's hairstyle has changed and her spirit has improved.

63. Poverty limits many things. Why didn't I limit my weight?

64. Don't take the road you have traveled, and don't look back if you miss it.

65. The departure of leaves is not the call of the wind, but the abandonment of trees.

With a hammer in hand, everyone looks like a nail.

67. I thought I was the most tolerant, but now I am the most sleepy.

68. My little wish is not to lose sleep at night, and Cary is not short of money.

69. Everyone else has hit the South Wall. I must make a lot of money repairing the South Wall.

70. I have been in the world for decades just to look back at you.

7 1, at the beginning of life, human nature is good; The exam is zero, and there are eggs.

72. The two main reasons why I can't finish my homework are sitting beside me with my mobile phone in my hand.

73. If you can afford everything, you should have a throwing attitude.

74. You let me live in hell, and I will ruin your paradise.