Sentence joke

An old couple went to Burger King, where they wanted to share a hamburger and French fries. An old couple was eating at Burger King Restaurant. They carefully divided the hamburger and French fries into two parts.

A truck driver took advantage of them and offered to buy his wife her own meal. A truck driver sympathized with them and offered to order one for the old lady alone.

"Never mind," said the husband. "We share everything." "It doesn't matter." The old man said, "We share everything."

A few minutes later, the truck driver found that his wife had not eaten a bite. A few minutes later, the truck driver noticed that the old lady didn't stutter.

"I really don't mind buying your wife her own meal," he said to the old man. "I really don't mind inviting your wife to dinner ..."

"She will eat," the husband assured him. "We share everything." "She will eat," the old man assured him. "We will share everything."

The truck driver pleaded with his wife unconvinced, "Why don't you eat?" The driver was dubious and begged the old lady, "Why don't you eat?"

The wife snapped, "because I'm waiting for a tooth change!" " The old lady smacked her lips. "I'm waiting for his false teeth."

To annotate ...

1. sympathy, sympathy, for example, sympathy for the weak.

2. Let's learn the word persuasion:

A. persuade, persuade

Persuade sb. Of something. Officials are anxious to convince us that nuclear reactors are safe.

Persuade = persuade (sb). Do sth)

I've been trying to persuade Joan to go with me.

The missionary bought a parrot.

Missionaries buy parrots.

A missionary is buying a parrot.

A missionary is buying parrots.

"Are you sure it won't scream, shout or swear?" Asked the preacher.

"Are you sure it won't scream, shout or curse others?" Asked the preacher.

"Oh, absolutely. He is a devout parrot, "the shopkeeper assured him.

"Oh, absolutely not. It is a pious parrot. " The shopkeeper assured him.

"Did you see those strings on his leg? When you pull the right hand, it will recite the Lord's prayer, and when you pull the left hand, it will recite the 23rd hymn. "

"Did you see those strings on its legs? When you pull the one on the right, it will recite God's Bible. If you pull the one on the left, it will recite the hymn. "

"Wonderful!" The preacher said, "but what happens if you pull two ropes at the same time?"

"Great!" The preacher said, "But what if I pull two ropes at the same time?"

"I fell off my perch, you idiot!" The parrot screamed.

"I'll fall off the trunk, you idiot!" The parrot screamed.

In this joke, there are three words with the meaning of "shout" and "roar": scream, shout and scream.

Screaming means "screaming because of pain, fear, surprise, happiness, etc." , such as:

She screamed when she saw the child fall. She screamed when she saw the child fall.

Shouting refers to calling for help and encouragement, and it can also refer to sharp voices caused by external factors. For example:

Shouting to encourage the sports team to win.

Screech means "to make a harsh sound", for example:

The car stopped slowly. The car screeched to a stop.