What are some interesting jokes or jokes?

It's time to present a joke that has made me laugh for more than ten years. Once upon a time, there was a man who was 2.7 meters tall, and his excessive height brought him distress. The witch told him, "There is a frog on the other side of the forest. If you propose to it, it will shorten your height by 30 centimeters once it refuses you. " . "So the man set foot on the road through the forest. Sure enough, he saw a frog, so he knelt down and asked the frog, "will you marry me?" The frog refused, "No! "A magical thing happened. The man's height has really been shortened by 30 centimeters, becoming 2.4 meters. He decided to propose to the frog again, so he asked the frog again, "Will you marry me? The frog said, "No! "The height of a man has become 2m 1. Then he thought, "The height 1.8 meters is the most perfect for the last proposal. So he knelt down for the last time and asked the frog, "Will you marry me?" The frog was angry and shouted impatiently, "how many times have I told you, no!" Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't! "