Hot dog clothes joke

A young man went to XX University to visit his girlfriend.

The doorman asked him to fill in the visitor list.

The young man took it and wrote obediently: name, gender, address, age. ...

When I filled in the last column "relationship", I saw that the young man thought for a long time and didn't write.

Finally, I filled in the words "It hasn't happened yet".

Americans and Japanese say hot dogs

An American and a Japanese are eating hot dogs.

The Japanese said, "Hot dogs are made automatically in our country. When a pig walks in here, the hot dog will come out there. "

The American said, "No, no, we have eliminated your machine and are doing it now."

The Japanese asked unconvinced, "How?"

The American proudly said, "A pig walked in here and a hot dog came out there. The administrator came to have a look. If it doesn't pass, he will pour the hot dog into the machine and a pig will come out as soon as he presses the switch. "

If you can prove that she is not my wife

A car stopped at the border, and customs officials came forward to check the passports of the people on board.

He said to the man sitting in the driver's seat, "Sir, there is nothing wrong with your passport, but can you prove that the lady behind is your wife?"

The man looked back at the woman wearily, and then whispered to the customs officer, "If you can prove that she is not my wife, I will give her to you!" " "