There is a joke that an employee wanted to take a day off. How could he just work for one day? Please thank you.

The employee asked the boss for a day off. The boss said sincerely: "You want to take a day off. What are you asking the company for? There are 365 days and 52 weeks in a year. You already have 2 days off every week. days, ***104 days, there are 261 days left to work; you are not working for 16 hours a day, remove 174 days, and there are 87 days left; you spend at least 30 minutes online every day, which adds up to 23 days a year, leaving 64 days days; you spend 1 hour at lunch every day, and another 46 days are used up, and there are 18 days left; usually you take 2 days of sick leave every year, so your working time is only 16 days; there are 5 holidays every year when the company does not work, and you You only work for 11 days. The company also generously gives you 10 days of leave every year, so you only have to work for 1 day, and you still have to take this day off!" ----The employee died suddenly on the spot without saying anything.