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What are some classic sayings about various aspects of life?
○Burn the mast with fire - sigh (charcoal)
○Boil the stone with water - hard to endure
○Sell vinegar in winter - shabby
○Lotus knot - heart to heart
○Taoyuan knot - one heart
○In front of the widow's door - many right and wrong
○Cut with a blunt knife Bamboo - I can’t think of it (sound)
○ Fire stick - one end is hot
○ Catching the clouds in half a day - how difficult (to get)
○ Grandpa eats coptis - bitterness (ye)
○A castrated rooster - no name (crowing)
○Meeting heavy rain on the way - losing (wetness) meaning (clothes)
○Puppet acting - being implicated
○Soochow recruiting relatives - making fake things come true
○Asking guests and killing chickens - false feelings
○ Veterinary Steer - Cut in Two (Egg)
○ Tailor Moving - Yiyi (Yiyi) Reluctant to Part
○ Snail Attends the Banquet - Uninvited Guest
○Additional mistakes - self-defeating
○Sleeping back to back - considerate
○Stolen gongs and drums - silent
○Beggars Chinese New Year - Happy to be poor
○My heart is filled with numbness - it's a mess
○A sparrow poops - something big (poop)
○Rainy day The sun rises - fake sunshine (love)
○Yu Boya's box - kindness (qin)
○One knife cuts endlessly - brother-in-law (tendon)
○A father meets his grandson, and a cat meets his meat--kiss
○The boat arrives at the bridge--even if it doesn't go well, everything goes smoothly
○Begging for food at night--where to beg for it
○Horse racing in shoes - not much development
○Big girl playing matchmaker - hard to say
○Make a wish in Guanyin Temple - sincerely
○The beggar moved--nothing
○The widow burned the spiritual tablet--it was all over
○Zhang Fei fought against Guan Gong--forgot the old relationship
○Zhuo Wenjun sold wine-- —The husband sings and the wife follows her
○The monk in the temple——no worries
○She sheds tears while selling the sachets—the sight of things hurts
○The lotus stalks are beaten People - private (silk) love is constant
○Tofu tied with hemp rope - don't mention it
○Iron is sharpened on the tip of a needle - very limited
○The rice on the beard - people who are not full
○The old dragon king threw himself into the river - died a worthy death
○The fan after the autumn - no one cares
○The eunuch of the imperial court - no successor
○Parted on a fork in the road - went their separate ways
○The ears of the castrated pig were cut off - both ends suffered
○The mute Litigation - hard to argue with words
○ Rat's head - disgraced
○ Rat climbing the lampstand - easy to get on but hard to get off
○ Bamboo sieve pocket Water - full of loopholes
○ Blow fly pregnancy - belly full of maggots
○ Lin Daiyu burned poetry manuscripts - ended infatuation
○ Gifts from the Jade Emperor - Heaven's favor
○Guan Yunchang guards his sister-in-law - friendship is the most important
○Playing drums with wheat straw sticks - I don't want to (sound)
○A bachelor man becomes a monk - no worries
○The old lady eats Coptis chinensis - a bitter talk
○The fiancée becomes a widower - a true injustice
○A cooked duck flying into the sky - a strange thing
○A tiger leaving the forest - no longer able to show off its majesty
○Pick up the coal and kiss it - a touch of dust
○Melons on a vine - bitter and sweet are the same family
○Old lady eats persimmons - picks up the soft ones and pinches them
○Child bride prays to heaven and earth - endures until the time comes
○The big man was covered with a short quilt - not caring about both ends
○The pig's head was overcooked - badly burned
○The three-way intersection without road signs - Dilemma
○Two mutes sleeping on one side - nothing to say
○Jasmine flowers feeding camels - how much does that cost
○Osmanthus tree in the moon ——Unattainable
○Lu Su boarded Kong Ming’s ship--too late to regret
○The public asked for Wonton Po’s noodles--it’s hard to agree with everyone
○Rainbow Fall in love with Baiyun - blow it away
○Buy a jar
Broken nose - don't mention it
○ Knocked over the five-flavor bottle - I can't tell what it feels like
○ The older girl wants her husband's family - I can't say it
○The burden of the barber - one head is cold and the other is hot
○After eating three bowls of red bean rice - full of lovesickness
○The white lady steals Ganoderma lucidum grass - risking her life Chef
○The toad in the well jumped up the mountain - an eye-opener
○The old man and the young couple sat across from each other - each thinking about his own thoughts
○Cat Being chased up a tree by a tiger - thanks to saving a hand
○The one-foot-two-foot pole - I can't touch the head and tail
○Cut your buttocks to worship the gods - you have offended the gods and you will lose yourself. Got someone
○Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai - one was willing to fight, the other was willing to suffer
○Sun Quan made a plan to recruit relatives - he lost his wife and lost his troops
○The snow beauty hugged her arms - a dewy couple will never last long
○Escaped from a bison and encountered a tiger - each one is more fierce than the last
○Eight people sitting together with their necks twisted Table - No one is looking at anyone else
○No effort in giving birth, but effort in hugging the waist - anxious and emotional world
○Crying while watching the show - having a lover
p>○Hunchback climbing a tree - not considerate
○Xiangu Sifan - wild-minded
○beating a mandarin duck with a stick - hard to separate
○Carrying a horse spoon in your arms - sincere (full) heart
○Hospitality by the God of Fire - enthusiasm
○No rain for three years - passionate (sunny)
○Blowers are blocked - gambling (blocking) gas
○Uncle Bao knows Guan Zhong - a close friend
○Mandarin ducks sleep - sleep with their necks crossed
○Perspective view of the chest and abdomen - taking a sincere view
○Mandarin ducks playing in the water - in pairs
○Couples quarreling - no grudges
○ Willows in spring - extraordinarily close (green)
○Red thread threaded through lamp grass - heart to heart
○Doll painted on the chest - sweetheart
○Three The vegetable sprouts of the moon - long-cherished
○Navel plaster - caring
○Green onions planted on the wall - no chance (garden)
○Three Wearing fur coats in Futian - Enthusiastic
○Couple fighting - not trying to persuade oneself
○Little monk chanting sutras - talking but not meaning
○Sima meets Wenjun ——Love at first sight
○Su San goes to court——Every truth
○Cut the lotus root with a blunt knife——The lotus root is broken and tied together
○Nephew becomes son-in-law——Kiss is added Dear
○Carrying water on a slippery road - caring about both ends
○Guan Yunchang guarding the city - friendship is the most important
○Hitting people with lotus stalks - feelings (Silk) constantly
○Eating ginger in June - it’s hot
○Two brothers guessing games - they are so good
○On the door of my parents’ house People - extraordinarily close
○Holding a teapot and drinking water - mouth to mouth
○Giving cotton-padded jackets on the 39th - heart-warming
○Heart-warming Swallowing the rolling pin - Zhongzi
○The heart and liver fell into the stomach - don't worry
○The yellow plum rain has fallen for three years - unfeeling (sunny)
○Mandarin ducks Chasing the golden pheasant - afraid of not being a couple
○A dumb man falling in love - too good to be said
○Jia Baoyu getting married - not a sweetheart
○Abductor A girl marries a crippled man - no one cares about the other
○Tofu pancakes - they can't get together
○The couple is on the hot bed - it's hard to separate
○The beggar's helper - a friend in need
○The Jade Emperor's matchmaking - a match made in heaven
○Playing as a husband and wife on the stage - ruthless and unrighteous
○ Five monks begging for alms - half-hearted
○Photos in the mirror - inseparable
○Love in the mist - sooner or later it will break up
○Sun Wukong protects Tang Monk ——Loyal and loyal
○Customer haircuts and pedicures—responsible to the end
○Bone stuck in throat—not happy if you don’t vomit
○Master Bao’s announcement ——Open and honest
○The belly of the clay Buddha——a solid intestine
○Big brother pats his chest——Brothers, don’t worry
○Eat in one pot—— No distinction is made between each other
○Straight people speak - there is one thing to say
○The blind carries the lame - no one can live without the other
○Forcibly marrying a daughter-in-law - the person is not in the heart
○Liang Shanbo's hero - the more he fights, the more affectionate he becomes
○Liu Beisan invites Zhuge Liang - Sixian Eager
○Put boiling water in a thermos bottle - cold on the outside and hot on the inside
○After eating Coptis chinensis, persuade your daughter-in-law - sweet words
○Place Cao Cao on Huarong Road - don't forget Old Love
○Duo of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl - the husband sings and the wife follows her
○Jia Baoyu meets Sister Lin - they feel like old friends at first sight
○Wang Baochuan and Xue Pinggui - unswervingly loyal
○The iron ball fell into Jiang Xin - reunion to the end
○Zhang Sheng looked back at Yingying - reluctant to leave
○A gourd saw two scoops - exactly a pair< /p>
○Peel off the skin and grow red beans - love is deep in your bones
○Eat moon cakes on August 15th - a fate (circle) up and down
○Liang Shanbo and Zhu Ying Taiwan - life and death depend on each other
○The leech bites the egret's foot - life and death fly together
○Guan Yu surrenders to Cao Cao - he is in Cao's camp and his heart is in Han
○Evergreen vines hang on the wall - inseparable
○Chen Shimei marries a remarried daughter - a different bedfellow
○Chen Shimei does not recognize Qin Xianglian - likes the new and hates the old
○The white lady meets Xu Xian - a thousand-mile marriage is tied by a thin thread
○Two pipas - one tune - talk (play) together
○ Holding a needle in one hand, Holding the thread in one hand - looking forward to seeing through
○Lei Po talks to the Dragon King - looking for a close friend from all over the world and laughing all the time
○The old man has a son - great joy
○ The monk's residence - Miao (Temple)
○Maitreya Buddha - always smiling
○Fan Jin passed the examination - crazy about joy
○Doll celebrates the New Year ——Bounce happily
○The new daughter-in-law is pregnant——Secretly happy
○Carry a comb in your arms to comb (soothe) your heart
○Set off firecrackers in the pit— —Invigorate (shock feces)
○Hang the key on the chest - happy
○Sing with the door closed - enjoy yourself
○Doll watch the show - happily< /p>
○Rainbow after the rain - colorful
○Mung beans for rice - each has his own joy
○Cowherd meets Weaver Girl - happy encounter
< p>○The short man eats water noodles - Haochang (long) noodles○The old lady rides a donkey - Le Dian La
○The thief marries a wife - the thief is happy
○The victorious cat - happy as a tiger
○Ripe sugar cane - sweet every day
○Hanging mailbox on the plane - happy (letter)
○Fire in the firecracker shop - lively
○Sugar cane leather mat - sweet (strips)
○Jade Emperor's marriage - a huge happy event
○The mute ate honey - it was too sweet to say
○The crazy girl told jokes - he laughed
○He overturned the honey jar - it was so sweet
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○The old woman holds her grandson in her arms—with a smile on her face
○The old bachelor marries his wife—satisfied
○Bao Gong cheats on Chen Shimei—very happy
○Just now The sun coming out of the mountain - the face is full of red light
○ Rock sugar is used as a medicine introduction - hard work is rewarded
○ Fans are fanned in March - the face is full of spring breeze
○ Shaking the fan and chatting - — Talking and laughing
○ Falling into the blue clouds - good luck (cloud)
○ The rain on a drought day - a little joy
○ The mother-in-law looks at her son-in-law - the more she looks at her, the happier she becomes
○The parrot meets the lark - talking and singing
○The sedan chair arrives at the door of the house - full of joy
○The new number one scholar recruits a consort - even more joy
○The son is married and the father celebrates his birthday - good things come in pairs
○Knocking on the clapper and chime randomly - overjoyed
○Being a daughter-in-law and a mother at the same time - three generations living under one roof
○Welcoming a bride on the first day of the new year - double happiness
○Grandma has a little son - there is hope (Uncle)
○The actress on the stage - as beautiful as she wants
○The magpie is chirping on the branch - no joy
○ Swallowing hot glutinous rice balls on a cold day - feeling sweet in my heart
○ Tight-mouthed jars holding water from the eaves - enjoying (falling) in it
○ Cows eating grass and ducks eating grain - -Everyone has his own blessings
○The Jade Emperor marries, and the King of Hell marries his daughter - joyfully
○The peasant girl marries the Jade Emperor - reaches the sky in one step
○The stove in winter and the fan in summer ——Everyone likes it
○ Thirty acres of land and one cow, wife and children are hot on the bed——Live and work in peace and contentment Angry and hate
○Peas go downhill——Get out
○ Grass growing on the chest - panic (frustration)
○ Ghostly drawings - inexplicable
○ Hard cowhide - see how you blow
○ Police dog's nose - —True traitor (sharp)
○The snot flows upward--reverse
○Erlang Master farts--the air
○The rat crosses the street--everyone shouts Beat
○The wooden fish opens its mouth - waiting to be beaten
○The cowhide drum - waits to be beaten
○The tiger's mouth plucks its hair - so bold Zi
○The mute was scolded - angry beyond words
○Myna imitated others - echoed what others said
○The cat called Chun - not in a good tone
○A dog enters a latrine—Wen (smells) in and articles (smells) out
○Two people play the sheng—you flatter me
○A crab teaches his son—no Take the right path
○A poisonous snake spits out its core - hurting people with its mouthful
○Kneading the face with eyes closed - blindly blending
○A bear eating bamboo shoots - blindly flattering (picking up) section)
○The black blind man fell into the well - the bear was in the end
○The welding rod hit the steel plate - he got angry
○Ride a donkey and read the songbook - leave Wait and see
○Worship the gods in the coffin shop - want to die
○Old sow squats on the ground - has a tough mouth
○Cars honk their horns - pull over Station
○The boiler was boiling dry - it exploded
○A sand tank was hung on the buttocks - waiting to die (shit)
○The bellows were pulled in the pit - Angry (feces)
○Playing with scales in the latrine - excessive (feces)
○Looking in the mirror in the toilet - stinky
○Playing in the ice cellar - Sneer
○A dog bites a mason - he wants to be hammered
○Smoke from the furnace - so much anger
○Sima Zhao's heart - everyone on the road Knowledge
○The Dragon King goes to sea - making waves
○The candle is used as a flute - a greasy bachelor
○Pollen is fed to the livestock - does not know the good stuff
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○ Fighting rooster - raised eyebrows
○ Fishing in the chimney - hook (hook) caught fire
○ Mouse dragging tiger - evil ( Hungry) red eyes
○Buy salted fish and release them - I don’t know whether to live or die
○Three flat and one vertical - I want to be the king
○Call the ghost gate at night ——Send yourself to death
○Pour cold water on the stove - the anger rushes upward
○Put your buttocks in your hand and kiss - I don’t know the smell
○Tape straw paper on the wall ——Too outrageous (painting)
○The shopkeeper of the salt factory——Although he has nothing to do (salty)
○King Zhou built a deer platform - a waste of people and money
○Couple singing opera - one song and one harmony
○Wu Gang chopped down the osmanthus tree - endlessly
○The county magistrate farts - official atmosphere
○ The fox rides the tiger - the fox fakes (drives) the power of the tiger
○The second-rate man plays the drums - idler
○The door opens in the corner - the evil (slanted) door is crooked
○The old turtle jumping over the pond - making trouble
○The Dragon King appears - showing his teeth and claws
○The donkey gnaws on the stone mill - such a hard mouth
○Eat Shotgun powder - furious
○Prawns coming out of the pot - bowing (bowing back) and kneeling
○Fish and shrimps landing - jumping and dancing
○Tumors in the nostrils - not feeling well
○A big girl wants a dowry - not ashamed
○Being born in the middle of the night - killing people (people from Haishi)
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○Carrying a dung basket on the street - looking for death (shit)
○The great sage heard the tightening curse - had a headache
○Hit the inflated ball ——Love jumping
○Sharks come ashore - so fierce that they don’t know whether to live or die
○Eagles don’t take rabbits - they are full after eating them
○Cooked cabbage and persimmons —
—Give me some color
○A dog bites Lu Dongbin - I don’t know a good heart
○Cut a watermelon on a board - let’s see how round you are
○Wild cat Passing by - leave a hint of beauty
○The golden pheasant enters the iron cage-it's not up to you
○Pack nails in the pocket-everyone wants to get ahead
○ Li Kui scolded Song Jiang - he apologized later
○ Baskets filled with lime - leaving traces everywhere
○ There were no tigers in the mountains - the monkey was called the king
○ Sun Wukong guarded the peach garden ——You will reap the consequences
○The big fat pig enters the slaughterhouse——Seeking death
○The white-bone spirit pretends to be a bride--the devil is evil
○The white-bone spirit talks about people Words - monstrous words to confuse the public
○The toad sticks out its belly - the anger is not small
○The traffic policeman's stick - pointing east and west
○West Lake Building a straw hut on the side - killing the scenery
○The crow on the grave - everyone hates it
○Sitting on the top of the mountain to enjoy the cool air - the old man has the upper hand
○Lightning before the rainstorm - getting angry
○Stepping on the nose and face - bullying others too much
○Blower's belly - bloating
○A big-billed crow eating food - a greedy look
○Carrying a pole into the forest - don't run wild
○Pull apart the bamboo leaves to see plum blossoms - distinguish the innocent from the white
○A face that cannot be cut by an axe-so thick
○The tiger does not show off its power-you think I am a sick cat
○The tiger catches a mouse-what are you kidding about? Majestic
○Come to the door with a gong in hand - treat me like a monkey
○A blind man worships his father-in-law - he has eyes but cannot see Mount Tai
○Wu Dalang dances - —Hug other people’s thighs
○White dew rainwater--to damage one place and another
○The tailor touches the ruler-specializes in measuring others
○In the sea The water - wherever you go, you will find it too salty
○Eat the fish without spitting out the bones - speak with a prickly tone
○Enter the village wearing a tiger skin - scare the people
○The old man eats arsenic - he is impatient to live
○Going to the grave without burning paper - making the ancestors angry
○Zhu Bajie carries his wife on his back - he was tricked by the monkey
○Zhu Bajie’s mouth - he knows how to eat and drink
○When the cold current comes, the warm current - sarcasm (tide) and heat (wind)
○Give Think of a foot after thinking about it - make the most of it
○The father-in-law pays New Year greetings to his daughter-in-law - this is unreasonable (ceremony)
○After eating pig iron, the steel is pulled down - it becomes harder and harder
○A monk who eats meat and wine and eats Taoist priests - how unreasonable
○The kid pays homage to Zhang Tianshi - throws himself into the trap
○A good horse never turns back - goes to Mo Lai
p>○His head is tied to his trouser belt--it's life-threatening
○Winter melons are entangled in the eggplant field--climbing east and west
○Eight flutes for one flute Eyes - one breath
○A group of mutes together - pointing fingers
○A public *** dropped a bomb in the toilet - arousing public outrage (feces)
○ Breaking the mouth and cursing in the street - spitting blood
○ Being slapped and making excuses - being servile
○ The bison without a halter - sticking his mouth out everywhere
○ There are fierce men in the sea - if you have the ability, just use it
○The God of Wealth wears a black gauze hat - he also has money and power
○The old sow arches the butcher's door at night - she will die without waiting for dawn
○Drinking water will stuff your teeth, farting and twisting your waist - it’s unlucky to panic and complain
○Nun’s feet - difficult to deal with
○Build a short wooden bridge ——It’s hard to reach the shore
○Weeds grow in the pond——Absurd (pond)
○The employer’s job——It’s hard to get there
○Song San’s younger brother ——Death (Song Dynasty 4)
○Good intentions were struck by lightning - unjustly accused
○The dead baby was given rice soup - there is no way to save it
○Buy a cannon? Twist - what do you think (ring)
○Winter melon soup - boring
○Ripe pumpkin - yellow
○Infatuation meets cold shoulder - Sad
○Strong wind and light snow——blowing
○Sharp knife on the belly——very dangerous
○The doctor shook his head——there is no hope
○Fried beans sprout – good things are hard to hope for
○Buy cows and get sheep – big disappointment
<p>○ Picking melons in a basket - the more you pick, the worse
○ Fighting between gods - mortals suffer
○ A lowly spinning top - if you don’t fight, it won’t spin
○A tiger enters the village - no one dares to care
○A frightened bird - lingering fears
○Walking on thin ice at night - trembling with fear
○Arranged marriage - involuntarily
○Yang Zhi sells knives - no one knows the goods
○The stone sinks into the sea - plummets
○Sheep poops - one grain at a time< /p>
○The blind man helps - the more he helps, the busier he becomes
○The mud cow enters the sea - there is no return
○The lame man drives the horse - too far behind
○The flute blows fire - discouragement everywhere
○The rat looks at the warehouse - see everything
○Get married in the dream - good things will not come true
○The Fairy Mao Pit ——No share (feces)
○The Lord of Hell waved his hand——no hope
○Tiger begging for meat——no hope
○Shoes Grass grows inside - panicked
○The mouse saw the cat - very scared
○The tiger entered the coffin - scared to death
○Tiger's tail - can't be pulled
○Tiger's beard - can't be stroked
○Temple with broken walls - panicked
○Truck The drag bucket - old and backward
○The old bamboo makes the flute - gets angry
○The lazy donkey grinds on the ground - there is a lot of excrement and urine
○On the stage Son——Bai Huanxi
○The hunchback carries the coffin——Both ends are empty
○I picked up money in the dream——Empty Huanxi
○The river going east—— —Can’t stay (flow)
○ Ice hangs on the chest - cools the heart
○ Popcorn makes tea - soaks in the soup
○ Foggy day Looking at the mountain peaks - vague
○Eating jelly in June - cooling the heart
○Selling flour and encountering strong winds - blowing
○Bailing playing with peonies - —Birds are singing and flowers are fragrant
○The hard-earned money of long-term workers-hard-earned
○Yang Qilang moved troops-gone never to return
○The patient shoots the ball-feeling< /p>
○ Defeated soldiers - dejected
○ Shivering in the dog days of summer - shuddering
○ Picking melons in the melon patch - the more you pick, the worse
○The python in winter – weak
○The tiger’s butt – who dares to touch it
○The tiger breaks into the wolf’s den – some are pretty
< p>○Can't hit the fox - make you feel embarrassed○Pig offal sales shop - on tenterhooks
○Old cow poops - one after another
○ Holding rush grass in the mouth - putting it lightly
○Chicken feathers serve as arrows - making a fuss
○The temple wishes the public to feed the dog - Fei (Barking) God
○ The mouth of Lord Medicine - suffers a lot
○The hands of shadow puppets - make fun of people
○Chopsticks are like tofu - cannot stand up
< p>○The meat bun beats the dog - there is no return○The pole is held in the clouds - a world of difference
○The rat digs into the horn of the cow - the end is reached
< p>○Eat popsicles in winter - it’s so cool○Boiled cabbage in white water - bland
○The God of Wealth releases accounts - unprofitable
○Oil flowers floating in the big river - a little bit
○A fly bites the Bodhisattva - he has seen the wrong person
○The chicken saw an eagle - he just wants to hide
○The charlatan plays monkey - many tricks
○Singing in front of the coffin - refuses to listen
○Tianjin Wei's buns - Goubuli
○Firecrackers hanging on the eyebrows - disaster is in sight
○Snow lotus on the iceberg - freezing the heart
○Clouds covering the moon on August 15th - disappointing
○ Carrying fishing nets into the temple - the God of Labor
○ Bastard pulling a cart - has momentum but no stamina
○Monkeys hold the soles of shoes - not made by humans Work
○The golden needle fell into the sea - there will never be a chance of success
○The rotten Japanese melon - I can’t hold it up
○Peel it in autumn Jute - it's just nonsense
○The son doesn't support his mother-it's a waste of hurting him
○Hiping and farting - both sides are unhappy
○ Burning incense makes ghosts scream—
—Good intentions are not rewarded
○Mosquitoes are beaten by others - it’s all because of the mouth
○City God and Jade Emperor-there is a difference between heaven and earth
○God His father——God knows who
○Blind Man’s Barber Shop——Who dares to go there
○The Lord of Hell’s trial case——it’s all a ghost story
○The old sow met the butcher - doomed to escape
○The bell fell off and the tongue fell off - no more thoughts
○Wearing clogs and climbed up the high wall - trembling
○The eyes of a coward - be afraid of anything you see
○Use a flashlight to see guests off - to shine a light on others
○Let an old dog eat dried feces - to deliberately tease people< /p>
○Being a human being with one’s tail between one’s legs – exhausted
○Crying while listening to storytelling – worrying about idleness
○Blowing the trumpet under the bed – being humble
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○Knocking on the door with Coptis chinensis in hand - it’s so hard
○A bachelor marries a wife - he makes his own decision
○The little nun looks at the sedan chair - it’s hard to sit in this life
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○Mulberry leaves in October - who will pay attention to (pick) you
○Sneeze on the incense burner - a gray nose
○On the second and third day of the lunar month The moon - unclear
○I poured the oil bottle without holding it - I am too lazy
○Staring and blowing the pig to death - sighing
○Hungry Going on a business trip on a full stomach - an empty trip
○The boss of the boat took the apprentice - where to start (river)
○Sold his son to recruit a son-in-law - Hu Tossing
○The lice on the tiger - can't afford to offend
○Playing Yangko in the clouds for half a day - empty joy
○The duck that landed on the river beach - does not look back
○ Bamboo baskets to collect water and nets to block the wind - all in vain
○ Cooking porridge with salt instead of vegetables - just eating leisurely (salty) rice
○ Stepping on numbness Treat the rope as a snake - make a fuss
○Borrow an ax from the carpenter's hand - hit someone's job
○Catch a flea and put it in the head - bring it upon yourself
○Fly A duck has beaten an egg - both ends are empty
○Forty taels of cotton and ten bows - how to start talking about (playing)
○Looking forward to the moon on New Year's Eve - no hope
○The water flowing out of the ground - the origin is unknown
○The strong wind blew down the handsome flag - a bad start
○The ship in the storm - breaking through the wind and waves< /p>
○Can't embroider a flower in half a month - really (needle) slow
○The stone lion's bell - can't shake or ring
○The old monk is looking forward to his wife - things that will happen in the next life
○He listens from east to west and from north to south - he can't hear anything
○The king of hell opens a restaurant - even ghosts don't come
○A kite in the clouds for half a day - I can’t help myself
○Buy at a high price and sell at a low price - do your best to lose money and wait anxiously
○A blind man sharpens his knife - quickly
○The rabbit climbed up the tree - he was in a hurry
○The dog was waiting for the bone - he was in a hurry
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