Junior high school campus jokes

Junior high school campus joke one:

1, the teacher asked: There is a kind of horse in the world, black and white. What kind of horse is it?

Xiaoming: QR code!

Teacher: Get out.

2. In the music class, the teacher asked: What kind of music do students like?

Xiaoming shouted:? Teacher, is the bell music?

Teacher:? Also calculate! ?

Xiaoming:? I like it. ?

Teacher:? Get out. ?

3. Teacher: You only read novels a day, but didn't study hard. I haven't seen you write novels.

Xiaoming: You smell incense every day. I haven't seen you eat.

Teacher: Get out. . .

Xiao Ming: Teacher, must the distance from 1 to-1 be 2?

Teacher: It must be. 1 minus-1 equals 2. This is a fact and can't be wrong.

Xiao Ming: Then why is the distance from 1 building to-1 building only 1 building?

Teacher: Get out. . .

Today, the teacher handed out the test paper, and the teacher said: Don't write if it is difficult. ?

The teacher was about to send it to Xiaoming. Xiaoming said, Teacher, you don't have to send it to me. ?

The teacher said: Why? ?

? Didn't you say men don't have to write?

Teacher: Get out. . .

6. teacher:? Xiaoming, who can tell you a story? Say one. ?

Xiaoming:? Just talk about my parents. On Monday, my father cooked a dish, but my mother said it was not delicious. My father slapped my mother: I cook or you cook! On Tuesday, my father bought curtains, and my mother said the color was not good. My father slapped my mother: I buy it or you buy it! Thursday, my dad. . . ?

Teacher:? Haven't you said it on Wednesday?

Xiaoming slapped the teacher. I tell stories or you tell stories! ?

Teacher:? Get out! ?

7. Xiaoming went to take a bath and saw the teacher taking a bath in it, so he wanted to say hello to the teacher.

The teacher was about to go out, but didn't notice him. Xiao Ming was in a hurry and said loudly, Teacher, don't go. I knew you when you were naked. . . ?

8. The English teacher asked me to write an article? My day? English composition, so I ask you: Do you know what my day means?

Xiaoming:? Holy shit. . . ?

Teacher:? Get out of here now! ?

9. Teacher: Students, a long stream of water is a very poetic artistic conception. How to understand it?

Xiaohong: Teacher, I went to the mountains in the summer vacation and listened by the stream.

Xiao Qiang: I listen under the eaves on rainy days.

Xiaoming: Teacher, I turned on the tap at home!

Teacher: Xiaoming, I won't let you out because of my teacher, and your mother has to let you out, too!

10, Teacher: Why do girls break up with boys?

Xiao Ming: Because he looks perfect for her!

Teacher: How many meanings?

Xiaoming: Two meanings!

Teacher: Get out!

1 1. The teacher saw a student eating melon seeds in class, so she bought 100 Jin to feed the students.

As a result, Xiaoming ate spicy strips in class the next day. . .

Junior high school campus joke 2:

1, there are two boys smoking in the classroom. When the teacher comes, they both turn around quickly.

One of them said: it's getting colder and colder, and I'm angry when I talk.

The other party said: Yes, yes! ?

2. I have been familiar with my roommates for so long.

Once we were discussing girls, Sao Nian in my upper bunk said: At first, I thought my girlfriend must find a beautiful one. Later, I found that as long as they are women, I found that some boys are also very watery.

There is a free landline in our dormitory. A diaosi roommate called his girlfriend every day to chat, and it was midnight when chatting, which made everyone unable to sleep.

When he called last night, we secretly cut off the telephone line. As a result, he still talked until midnight, and we still couldn't sleep for a long time. . .

I stayed up all night for the final exam. After the exam, I want to cook some shrimp porridge to supplement calcium for my brain, and my roommates agree with me.

At this time, the counselor just found me. I gave my roommate 50 yuan to buy me some shrimps.

I hurried back to the dormitory after I was busy. When I opened the door, I smelled a fishy smell. When I looked intently, my roommate was laboriously shelling shrimps next to a pot of lobsters and carefully putting them in my lunch box, but the shrimps were thrown into his lunch box. . .

When he saw me coming back, he peeled the shrimp and said, people don't just sell shrimp skins, I have to buy the whole one. The shrimp skin you want is in the bowl, and I'll keep the shrimp! ?

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