I am in a bad mood. Somebody tell me a joke!

Once playing mahjong on a hot day, the power suddenly went out, so I had to buy candles to continue playing. After half an hour, it was too hot to stand. One man said, "Let's turn on the electric fan. It's too hot." Another man said, "You can't open it. If you open it, you will blow out the candle. "

Speaking of yesterday's English exam, a classmate cheated on his mobile phone. As a result, this morning … the teacher put his composition on the projector and let it out … I was shocked in an instant … my eyes hurt like those two balls … this is not an English composition … this is a Spanish composition! ! ! The whole class is in a mess … choose another one before him. Last time, the topic of Chinese composition was rhythm … this was a routine plagiarism on the internet … as a result … as a result … he copied it into the class teacher's blog! ! ! I think the earth is no longer suitable for him …

I bought WSJ for LP. I went to the store for a long time and didn't know what to buy. I just took a bag and asked the owner, "Boss, is this easy to use?" The boss (male) wait for a while looked at me carefully for 5 seconds and said, "I have never used this either!" " "

By bus, everyone is full!

The master started driving when he lost his footing. One stumbled, and a pole appeared in front of him, struggling to catch it. The pole moved, but its back seemed stable. Looking back, an old man tugged at his cane tightly and watched in horror as I tugged at the other end of his cane!

Grandpa, I'm really not a thief who wants to steal your crutches!