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A young man fell in love with a girl, and finally the girl became his fiancee. Today is the girl's birthday, and the young man wants to give a gift. He came to the shop and saw diamonds and jewels ... but they were too expensive. Suddenly, the young man saw a vase, which was very beautiful. The young man thought it was appropriate to give it to his fiancee. But it's still so expensive ... the young man looked at it for a long time, and finally the manager noticed him. The manager sympathized with his situation. He pointed to the wall.

change

A lot of vase fragments said, well, I'll have these fragments sent to you, and then let this person in and pretend to fall. Let's go, girl.

birthday

Young people are very nervous. Sure enough, a guy sent a box and dropped it when he entered the door. All the guests looked at the box and opened it. It is a broken vase fragment, but each piece is packaged separately.

dialect

one-day tour

Guangdong Foshan

Business trip, lost. Lu Jian

change

The old lady came forward to ask for directions while enjoying the cool air. Who knows? I've been bossing around for a long time and I don't know what to say. A middle-aged man came by the roadside and said with a smile, she said she couldn't understand your dialect.

It hasn't flowed yet

A mountain village is finally electrified! Every household has installed electric lights. Zhang San put it excitedly

electric brake

When she turned it off, she turned on the switch again, but the light didn't turn on. She was surprised. His wife explained quickly, don't worry, the electricity hasn't been connected yet.

Our family

So what!

This is nonsense without ghosts.

Look at it one by one

Fanfan

In our world, there are dark people everywhere, crawling like bugs. Think about the distinction between high and low in the crowd, think about the reincarnation of the world in karma, and can't help but suddenly realize that people are changed from bugs! Basic principle: 1. Since people have past lives, afterlife and karma, the high-level ones are secondary to evolution.

Fonda

Yes, and the low level is the worm that has not evolved in place. Two: Why are there more and more people on the earth, but fewer and fewer real bugs? That's because in the process of evolution, some bugs have become people. Three: bugs have gradually become people, according to

conservation of energy

And the principle that extremes meet, so those who have evolved rapidly (standard: people who can catch up with the internet and multimedia) have become bugs again, called ""

Internet enthusiast

"ah!