Why is Gwyneth so annoying in Hollywood?

There is no clear starting point for the widespread public hatred of actress Gwyneth Paltrow, although some people think that her acceptance speech at the 1999 Oscar ceremony may be like this. Somehow, the sincerity of her sobs aroused the completely opposite reaction that people expected at a sincere moment with sincere feelings. Since then, Paltrow has always considered herself a snob, although she has not completely reversed this view. From her declining reputation to her endless advocacy of high-class life, if you induce her eyes every time, she will become even more disgusting. This is what Paltrow hates most in Hollywood.

Her enviable Hollywood heartthrob boyfriend.

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Just as Paltrow's film career took off, she started dating Brad Pitt. At that time, it was 1994, and Peter's career had played a leading role in Vampires (1994) and The Legend of Autumn (1994). They met on Se7en( 1995) and finally got engaged, but the romance didn't last long. In an interview with diane sawyer, Paltrow explained, "What's inside me really depresses me, and I feel really responsible, just like I'm my own miserable architect ... I just made a mess of it". This is a concept. At that time, most women would give up Pete's chance and give up their limbs, which will never be understood.

Then, she turned to "Ben Affleck, who just won Good Will Hunting from the Oscar (1997). Not only did she throw him out of the bus on a date, but she also said that his perfect woman would be "any stripper in grades", but later he also told him, telling diane sawyer, "I just think we have very different value systems". In both cases, Paltrow thinks he is better than Affleck.

Paltrow also dated actors Scott Speedman and luke wilson, and eventually married Christopher Anthony John Martin, the lead singer of coldplay. Paltrow admits that there is such a bland feeling. If it is a snack, it is a rice cake.

She always says the wrong thing.

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One of the favorite things the internet does is to make a list (guilty! ), I have been paying attention to the absurd things that Paltrow said in the interview for many years. Obviously, when the reporter clicks on the video recorder to play, Paltrow will automatically switch to some super power mode. Among them, the most comprehensive one is "45 creepy quotations from gwyneth paltrow, which will make you want to rush anything" in the Thought Catalogue, including such gems as "Beauty Gone". I'm just 29 years old, and there may not be an interview with new york Rock Band from 200 1 (via ABC News) and I'd rather smoke than eat tin cheese, 2066.

Perhaps the best sentence to sum up Paltrow's heartless conceit was a clip of an interview in Britain in 2009 (via New York Post). In his speech to the "enemy", Paltrow said, "I am myself. I can't pretend to be a person with an annual income of $25,000." This is not only amazing, but also a terrible way to change people's minds. I already think you are a snob. It's like BP claiming to be an environmentalist cleaning up the Gulf of Mexico. There is a little self-awareness that Paltrow doesn't seem to have.

Her sordid friendship with Beyonce.

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Turn off all the infamous Paltrow names. She keeps mentioning Beyonce and Jay Z, which is probably the most unpleasant. Buzzfeed spent some time integrating Bey and G's friendship. It is said that they got drunk backstage at Jay Z concert in 2006. From then on, we sat together at the award ceremony, celebrated birthdays on the yacht, complimented each other in public, and called each other's names all the time, which matched each other very well. And it's not just Paltrow and Beyonce of BFF. Gwyneth told The Sun that their marriage was a mirror image of each other. "They balance each other, and Chris and I are like Jay and Beyonce: two paranoid satirists and two calm people," she said, anyway.

When Paltrow and I became friends, the couple might feel uncomfortable for a while. For example, on 20 12, she obviously felt that her friendship with Jay and Bey almost gave her an "N-word pass" and made her tweet "Ni **, just like the dream world in Paris". Paltrow refers to the song of the same name by Jay Z and Kanye West, but no one knows this, especially the Internet. What's more, in the Twitter post, this African-American gentleman is neither kanye west nor Jay Z, whoops. The rebound was fierce. After a few days, I tried to defend myself and the injury was completed. They are still friends, but if we have to guess, Paltrow may just hum or quietly dance to his friends' music instead of singing. If not, she must consider it.

Her annual Goop holiday gift guide

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In 2008, Winnie Paltrow founded GOOP, and her newsletter is full of unsolicited life advice, which will be difficult for people who don't like Oprah. It has developed into a complete "lifestyle website", which describes itself as "a place where readers can shop, eat and stay from a trusted friend, rather than an anonymous, crowdsourcing recommendation engine." "What are you doing with these suggestions? Then, if you want to "escape quickly", Goop suggests visiting Blantyre, a replica of a Scottish castle in Berkshire, Massachusetts, which lists the price as high as $2,000 per night during the "festival" and lives in an "igloo". Or, maybe you are buying school uniforms for your children in the market. Forget Wal-Mart, because GOOP's $355 Bonpoint cashmere sweater comes with tights and 130 sneakers.

Compared with the annual Goop holiday gift guide, all this is mild. Every year when it starts, the Internet logs in with the enthusiasm and excitement of children running around trees on Christmas morning, as a dream of dancing on their heads. They have good reason. The recommended products in the 20 16 guide are 120 toothpaste and 8300 portable yurts. The guidebook is more like a list of storage units for Saudi princes, which is more than any reasonable person can afford. Seriously, if someone buys you an umbrella for 500 yuan instead of giving you that much money, we think it is reasonable and meaningless for you to hit them legally.

In addition, GOOP's time was burned by NASA.

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As we just mentioned, GOOP communication in Paltrow has developed into a complete living place, which is famous for its excellent product recommendation. But the argument is not always just about price. For example, after GOOP promoted the insertion of jade eggs into vagina, so-called benefits such as improving sexual life and creating "kidney strength" suffered from fire. Except for real doctors, such as gynecologist Jen Gunter, they tore up these statements and even wrote, "I read GOOP's post, and I can tell you that this is the biggest load of garbage I have read from the scene of vaginal steam".

Therefore, when GOOP began to promote the Body Vibes sticker, Gizmodo claimed to use "NASA spacesuit materials" to "rebalance the energy frequency in our bodies", and the result was like a jade egg. Two different representatives of NASA told Gizmodo that this statement was completely worthless and just classified it as "nonsense".

To its credit, Body Vibes made an accusation related to NASA, saying that "it is their fault that engineers are misled by dealers on material issues". GOOP also filed a claim from their website, but their backtracking statement included the following contents: "Our content is to emphasize unique products and services, find enlightened alternatives, and encourage dialogue. In other words, just like their founders, people are talking about GOOP whether they like it or hate it. In the end, it is good for GOOP.

She compared herself to an "ordinary woman"

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If you can point out any woman who likes to be described as "ordinary", we will tell you some people who think Shallow Hal (200 1) is a great movie. This won't happen because these people don't exist. In an interview with CNN Money, Paltrow said that she is "very close to ordinary women" and may hear reactions from space. Well, it's a bit unfair, because in fact, the interviewer Cristina Alesci used the word "ordinary woman" in her question, but after getting along with ordinary people for a few minutes, Paltrow described herself as "actress, mother, entrepreneur" and mainly focused on building her own brand of life.

So, if we have this idea, in Paltrow's mind, being the CEO of a lifestyle brand is like working in a low-paying office, with almost no rent and never paying off the student loan. This project is a night and weekend bartending performance, which may be enough to pay for a moderate holiday? Yes, this is a vivid comparison of life experience, and we are all just bastards who misinterpret it.

Pretentious parental choice

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Paltrow attracted the choice of her seemingly arrogant parents, and she liked to mention them casually, as if they were standard operating procedures of any parents. For example, in an interview with InStyle (via the Daily Mail), she mentioned how her daughter Apple Blythe Alison "crossed" with her because she only asked her and her brother Moses Bruce Anthony to "watch TV in French or Spanish" and added: I was in France, and I went to Pierre Augustin Caron de Beaumarchais to buy all their cartoons. "So, naturally, we all do. Duh.

That is diet. When it comes to food, Paltrow is the absolute reference queen of cooking, which may make the chef scratch his head. She supports a long-lived diet, suggesting putting 65,438+05 dollars of bamboo matcha in the kitchen to stir traditional Japanese matcha, and even letting her children eat a "low-carbon, gluten-free diet", and she frankly left them "avoiding the specific hunger of carbohydrates". Yes, we believe there is another term called hunger. For god's sake, give those children pancakes.

As if all this were not enough, Paltrow has now entered the field of publicly embarrassing her adolescent daughter, suggesting that many Apple friends in InStyle are "precocious" in everything because of endocrine disrupting hormones. For a person who is totally addicted to health, Paltrow seems to have neglected her almost certain fate now, that is, the hand-cut Nepalese palm leaves of a thousand-year-old banyan tree attacked her daughter.

"Conscious decoupling"

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When Paltrow and Martin broke up on 20 14, they did it on Goop. According to Paltrow, at that time, he was "very young and very individual". Obviously, there are more readers than she expected, because since the deleted notice actually crashed the website, people think that it has become a viral feeling almost immediately, rather than a good method.

Twitter users mercilessly mocked their "conscious decoupling" in countless ways, including the cartoon Luis Viertl, whose tweet "gwyneth paltrow and Christopher Anthony John Martin are divorcing on the grounds of" unbearable similarity. According to The New York Times, the General English Foundation published the "worst phrase of 20 14", which even caused a stir among psychologists living in remote hot springs and yoga retreats in Costa Rica. It is said that they coined the word. The people who run this holiday really advertise it as a place where you can come here and get away from all this, "said the suddenly notorious writer," so they make me look like a corridor: "What are you doing? "

Afterwards, Paltrow said many times that she regretted the unexpected influence of divorce vocabulary. In an interview with Howard stern (through ABC News), she admitted that she had "made a mistake" and gave no background. Yes, because any explanation will make people feel that she doesn't want to "divorce" in the words of pedestrians. Perhaps a French cartoon or a Moroccan sonnet can explain to Paltrow that her high-profile analysis is not fooling anyone. In other words, we saw you, shh.

Her garbage says America.

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If we have learned anything from the 20 16 US presidential election, it is that Americans want America to be beautiful again, no matter what. There have been various explanations for this ambiguous attitude, from returning to work to dealing with immigration issues, but everyone can agree that when Paltrow went abroad and began to speak, no one would do so.

The first time she obviously discredited the United States was in an interview with Portuguese daily Notario News (via NBC new york), claiming that she said, "I like the British way of life. Not as capitalist as America. People don't talk about work and money. They talked about interesting things at dinner. I like living here because I am not suitable for the disadvantages of American psychology. British people are smarter and more civilized than Americans. " Paltrow later told People that it was a misunderstanding because of a translation error. We think this may be because the Goop version of Rosetta Stone can't find "handmade flax porridge" in other languages.

Her absurd book

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Although she has been disgusted with the existence of the Internet, well-known friendship and suspicious parenting choices, Paltrow obviously feels even more disgusted with communication, so she boldly entered the printing world. She chose to write about food because if you like to attract everyone in the world, the natural selection of the theme will be a universal enjoyment experience, just like eating. She was not disappointed. In her cookbook, my father's daughter, her late father, was described as "the highest gourmet". The actress explained how not only to prepare healthy and delicious food, but also to entertain and serve at the same time. "You just need some good ingredients, some simple recipes, maybe some jokes, or an' anatomy' topic in nora ephron's family," she wrote. Do you see it? Think about when you were having dinner at Nora Efron's house! It's simple!

In her follow-up cookbooks, she touted "delicious weekday cookbooks", which she named "Everything is easy". Paltrow suggested taking children to practice after school, and they need to squeeze out any other errands before running home. "Super busy home cook" should have no problem, for example, she allegedly needs "more than two hours to prepare" blackcurrant berries. There is also a vivid list of food counters, which shows that normal and busy people have always kept Bon fillets, Sambal oelek and a Middle Eastern spice named Za'atar. We are sure that we bought all these at the local grocery store, not because an assistant visited several specialty stores and farmers' markets, because to be honest, she was completely helpful.

How did she turn things around?

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First, Paltrow needs to get rid of Gup. Although she declared at the Sage Summit on 20 16 (through American Weekly): "In order to build the brand I want to build, if I connect to it, its expansibility is limited." "My dream is that one day no one will remember what I had to do with it." This can't happen. Goop is always synonymous with Paltrow's snobbery. She needs the whole website offline, but first she prints every page and burns it with a huge bonfire in the middle of Times Square on New Year's Eve. This will be a healthy start. Secondly, the actress needs to shoot a series of apology videos in different fast food restaurants every day for two weeks. In the clip, she not only eats food, but also travels on Bono's snowboard or Jay Z's kayak.

Third, this is the most important point. What Paltrow needs to admit is that this has something to do with the family growth in the entertainment circle. Her successful mother Bryce Denny and godfather Steven Allan Spielberg automatically put her in a rare existence that 99.9999% of human beings can't survive. It's not her fault. This is the case, but from this lofty standpoint, she should not pretend that her fashionable and unrealistic diet, unbearable luxury preference and elitist worldview are universal. Paltrow is already an actress, Maria Kelly. She just needs to hug it.