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Xiaoming and grandpa go shopping and call the police.
2. At 9 o'clock in the evening, someone reported a dispute at home through 1 10. When the police arrived at the scene, it turned out that the wife was unwilling to live a husband-and-wife life with her husband that night, and her husband called the police for help. And ask the police for help. The policeman pulled him aside and said, "Do you want us to hold your wife down for you and let you live a husband-and-wife life?" "
3. On another occasion, some people reported to the police that his family had lost a lot of cabbages recently, and it was suspected that there was something wrong. According to police records, after investigation and verification, it was caused by excessive application of chemical fertilizers.
4. An operator of our bureau's alarm service desk 1 10, after receiving N false alarm calls, received another alarm call, saying: TM is false again?
What do you mean, it's state police. . . The result was notified to the whole state.
5. One day when I was on duty until after 2 o'clock at night, 1 10 indicated that there was a battery car alarm going off and on. Let's go and have a look. When we went to see it, the car kept screaming and didn't mean to stop to catch my breath. After staying for a few minutes, the alarm line was directly cut off, and then we reported to 1 10 that we
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