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A clever trick to trick people on April Fool’s Day
The twelfth move
Let’s tell an old story. The more people there are, the better the occasion:
Adventure story. Grandfather and grandson went to sea and had adventures!
Grandpa is a fisherman who is very good at water. On that day, the weather was very good, so he called his grandson to go fishing together. Unexpectedly, not long after we went to sea, the weather suddenly changed and there was a storm on the sea. The little grandson was very scared, so his grandpa comforted him: Don’t be afraid, dear grandson. Grandpa has been skilled for so many years, so why should he be afraid of this little storm? Suddenly, a big wave came over and split the boat's oar into two sections!
Grandpa said helplessly to his grandson: My dear grandson, we’re done!
The eleventh trick
Be prepared as early as possible to fool people. Prepare more handbags, boxes, etc. from world-class brands on weekdays (the real ones are better), and then be sure to be a shopaholic. I waited for the good times and places, and at the same time I casually held adidas and Nike in my left hand, ELLE in my right hand, and walked by with three SPRIT outfits. After exchanging pleasantries, I talked about how lucky I was today. These specialty stores were offering 20% ??off. After folding (describing it again with spitting), the door was almost squeezed, so I didn’t want to go. Then I hurriedly said goodbye and told him to go back and put things away to buy... Haha, according to my observation, it has been tried and true!
Tip 10
Are there people around you who like to take advantage of you? You can carefully take out the shredded tobacco from a cigarette and be careful not to damage the cigarette paper. Then put in the minced chili pepper and shredded tobacco. Put it in a place where he often goes and let him take it by himself. Don't worry about him. After burning, you can watch the show.
The Ninth Tip
The night before April Fool’s Day in 2000, when I was a student, I posted a poster on the poster board in our school. The specific content was so-and-so. In order to adapt to its development, the company has carried out a large-scale advertising campaign. We have specially hired a number of weekend salesmen at your university. The daily salary is 40rmb. If you are interested, please go to a certain building---a certain dormitory to sign up! The number of places is limited, so please apply as soon as possible. ! At noon the next day, there was a steady stream of guests at the door of our dormitory, all coming to inquire about this matter! As a result, no one knew the inside story and was still waiting in my dormitory. Every time I think of this, I feel guilty! It wasn’t until I returned to the dormitory that they It suddenly dawned on me that the sky is wide open! I hope this method of mine can bring you unexpected happiness on April Fool’s Day!
The eighth trick
Collect all the information you know from now on Paging (relatives and friends, advertising, shops, restaurants...etc.). Until April 1st, find an unlucky guy, make all paging calls and leave the unlucky guy’s phone number! I think the consequences...
Seventh move
On April Fool's Day (the error may be two days before or after, |N|lt; 10), your old friend will accept When I received a mail pick-up notice issued by the post office, I was told that he (she) had an unpaid mail, and the sender was unknown. He (she) was asked to pick it up at a certain, possibly unknown, post office half a city away. , of course, and paying double the postage, we can’t let the postman who works hard day and night waste his labor in vain (it’s a pity that the postage is not expensive, so he can’t bleed, hehe), and then he (she) braves the unique and hot weather of April. Sunshine, travel dust, full of questions and expectations, I went through all kinds of hardships and finally arrived at a certain post office. I respectfully offered double the postage. If I remember correctly, it should be 2 yuan RMB... He (She) opened the envelope with excited hands, and a note floated out, "Happy April Fool's Day, it's not easy to come here, hehehehe..."
Special Things to note: 1. Don’t put stamps, otherwise what’s the point of having fun? 2. Don’t write your own sending address, otherwise it will be refunded to you. Besides, the postman who works hard day and night will not get anything. The return of double postage is a waste of labor. Can you bear to let the country's postal service be lost for you?
The sixth move
Specific content: You can play this game with your best friend, the name is: Transform into a Living Person.
Ask your friend to stand in a horse stance first, with the correct posture and a piece of white paper in his mouth. Note that this is the posture before performing the exercise. Then you have to change him from one room to another. , everything is ready, you can helplessly say something like this: "Change into a living person! I can't do it anymore, but this is how living people poop."
Fifth move
I think now everyone is on guard against being fooled by others on April Fool's Day. I think the best way is to tell him or her a real thing, pretending to be serious. And in the words of this day, we must emphasize that this is true. Ha ha!
The fourth trick
I want to make a bouquet of lovely vegetables such as garlic, green onions, onions, carrots and give it to a cute little boy. It is best to sprinkle a little stinky tofu juice on top of the bouquet. Of course, it will be effective only if it is sent by a professional flower delivery girl in a very formal manner. I also want a big tofu skin to make the greeting card that comes with the bouquet, with my heartfelt greetings written in soy sauce on it.
The third trick
Ingredients: Clean silver toothpaste (green toothpaste is also acceptable), Japanese toothpaste-like green mustard.
Fool’s method: First put the toothpaste Squeeze out a part and don't let go. (It is good for sucking mustard.) Align the mustard tube with the toothpaste tube and squeeze! At the same time, let go of the toothpaste side and suck it! Done!
Note: It is best to mix the previous toothpaste with green mustard. The colors are similar, but there is nothing else. I used this trick on my dad and it worked very well!
The second trick
Materials (tools): rice basin or enamel basin ( Any other object that can emit a loud, high-decibel sound after being struck can be used), phone number, phone number (it can be from someone you know, it doesn’t matter if you don’t know it, but it’s best to be someone with a lot of energy)
Scope of application: Between dormitories, or friends who can be contacted by phone. In short, the closer ones will be safer: P
Specific process: Try to call the other party in a very formal tone. The conversation content is as follows—— This is (local place name) music station. There is a Mr./Ms. (Most people will click it) Thank you, the song is "Dang" of Power Train, please listen carefully. Then knock on the previously prepared striking object, just knock it once, and make a "dang" sound. Before the other party reacts, say: Thank you for listening, Happy April Fool's Day (or "Goodbye", I think the latter is more effective)
PS: The key point of this trick - never laugh, so as not to affect the effect and atmosphere
The first trick
Ingredients: XX brand sandwich cake (as long as Just two slices with one sandwich, the thinner the better), a strip of XX brand toothpaste (preferably black toothpaste, I tried it and it tastes good!!)
Preparation method: Unpack the sandwich biscuits. Carefully open the two biscuits, remove the sandwich, take out XX toothpaste, squeeze an appropriate amount into the biscuits (the amount depends on your personal "eating" habits), and finally glue them together, with the highest guiding principle of being realistic and presentable.
How to use: Generally, there is no need to use it specially. Just put it in a prominent place. It is best to prepare a few slices of "original" sandwich biscuits, eat them while watching TV, and you will naturally have "xiaoxiao" "Patronage (called Jiang Taigong fishing), or even worse, invite people to taste it everywhere, but the risks are much greater than the former, so don't be careful.
Shelf life: One day (must be destroyed immediately the next day to prevent accidents, for example: on April 2, parents were greedy for a while and watched TV...)
Note: If it accidentally touches your eyes or mouth, rinse immediately with clean water and do not seek medical attention.
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