Funny Day and Classic Quotations

1, distractions, playing with eggs! I don't call it graffiti, but it's modification.

3. add oil? So unconventional!

4. It's raining. Where are you in a hurry to go?

5. What happened? Very emotional!

6. Come on? So unconventional?

7. Old and wet? Wet, what's wrong with you, wet?

8. Little Peng Yu can still be eaten.

9. What happened? Running in such a hurry in the rain?

10, fuck! You want to fuck me, right?

1 1, you are the blue cat naughty three thousand kicks!

12, I will fight for the singing career all my life!

13, I threw it away because it looked disgusting.

14, you are so careless, fools! Shit! Shit!

15, um, I hurried home to get my clothes.

16, talking with shit in his mouth.

17, I seem to have shown a disgusting expression just now!

18, dig your ears after taking a shower, it's wet.

19, huh? Really? Actually, you can't do it!

Make us a cup of tea. The kitchen is full of tragedies.

2 1, shit, not this product, not this product.

22, you damn monster, hang up?

23. Have fun! This thing can ward off evil spirits.

24. Lao Shi, is this Tianzhu? Not awesome, old wet!

25. People were chased by a pink boy.

26, this is even more unacceptable! Mr. Ohara fell.

27, yeah! Uncle, why don't you get dressed? That's disgusting!

28. Holy shit! This product is not. This product is not an old enemy.

29. Your world view is a BUG!

In a word, this kind of hat is against the regulations. I don't agree.

3 1, no He thought for a moment, but he still couldn't!

32. Children can eat snacks after reading this expression!

33, hey! Give me a break! Abdominal language is hard to say!

34. Is it too late for Mr. Courtyard to say this?

35. Oh, I made my debut by hidden rules.

36. What's this? How cunning! Old wet! How mean!

37. Just throw it away? Isn't he your important partner?

38. Judging from the urine in the previous story, the goods didn't run away!

39. This is the best towel in Dragon Palace. Of course, it will be accompanied by a smell.

40. Holy shit! This product is not the enemy. This product is not the enemy!

4 1, we're just joking, in fact, you don't have to be too reluctant!

42. Not an adult? That's all stupid. I am 25 years old this year.

43. I drank too much yesterday. It doesn't matter. I'm not that dirty.

44, the second element is really barren, not even a hair!

45. Judging from the urine in the previous story, this product didn't run.

46. I want to scare my dad to death. What is this? It's like laughing and not laughing.

47. Judging from the urine in the previous story, the goods haven't run away.

48. This time, Yuan is really barren, barren!

49, especially when it happens! I'm sick and tired of thinking about it.

50. The dead Bajie will be sad, as Bajie said X days before his death.

5 1, these two words are blaring all the way, you are baga, banana mulberry!

52. The fish can't put down the plate! And beer! There are also many dishes.

53. I want to scare my father to death and say who this Xiong Haizi is!

54. Now the society has fallen, no matter what happens, it's not surprising!

55. If you are really so awesome, show your hand and let's have a look! .

56. I am just a victim of clarinet playing and clapping.

Since you died of a stomach injury, it's not too late to scream again.

58. It's really rare and strange. Why are you blind there, BB? You look down on people!

Aunt, you have always been very kind to me. Your unemployed son is the world. Mm-hmm.

60, the god of haiku paste your bear face, dig your ears after taking a shower and get wet.

6 1, except wet. After all, it is unrealistic for three people to hit the line at the same time.

62. What happened? Miaomei? Did someone put a dead cat in your drawer?

63. Hehe, your style is a little sharp, and your lovely hairstyle!

64. After all, my last words are very important. You know what I said before I died?

65. I'm not looking down on you! But this is a live broadcast after all! Smoking before adulthood!

66, oh! Another heavyweight breaking news! Oh, dear! Mr. Ohara can't stand it anymore!

67. Jun Kitamura, you are the heaviest and gentlest person in the world. I will never forget you!

68. Can you lend me a towel before that? I was just in the sea and I was soaked to the skin.

69. There was a nasty whisper in my ear ~ I'm going to get a towel that has been wiped with vomit.

70. I'm sorry, Mr. Death, but I have a last wish. Can you save me?

7 1, Mr. Qidao, please come to the banquet hall here. Please enjoy singing and dancing while enjoying the Dragon Palace cuisine!

72. what Absolutely, absolutely not me! Don't give that look! Yes, I have a criminal record.

73. Huh? Is that really the case? Oh, Mr. Ohara has been hit! Is he a fan of Xiao Ai?

In order to save the kitten (with a fish in its mouth), I rushed out without thinking and died.

75.i can see it! Mr. urajima! That is the Dragon Palace, a town centered on Dragon Palace City.

76. Sanzang: Shit! How could you? Wukong: It's free to try anyway. There is nothing I can do to be a good person!

77.b If you feel that it is painful to be unable to breathe, please hit my pp, which will exhaust a little air!

78. Rat kidney, what kidney (what), add mushrooms to you, I seem to see the young one.

79. Isn't this still a trick? Better not laugh! This tiger smile is so scary! Don't laugh a little!

Dunzi, you are a timid crying baby with the whitest quilt in the world. I will never forget you.

8 1, eh! This is how Xiao Ai treated his predecessor and fan, Mr. Ogara! And this smile! That's sick!

82. The god of slang has been interested in you since just now! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you were chosen to be a living sacrifice!

83. Wow, it's okay. The god of evil language is building wow. Wow, let this embarrassing loser know what the real king Pappy is. Hey hey hey.

84. That's true! This kind of last words is really cold and cheerless. I will save you in five seconds! Five seconds is enough for you to say what the hell!

85. inverse acts! Partners should understand each other! Think about it! But before he conquered, he was dead.

86.go to hell! Uh huh! Amadeku basked in banana mulberry. Hey! As a person, you should die! Go to hell for haiku! Romantic!

87. Stop it! Oh? Mr. Ohara looks very happy! Ah, next, Sister Ai Matsuyama will present her famous song "Deep Love" to us.

88. The dishes are only small fish and miso soup. This level of cooking is just the limit of the guests' patience. Not because of meanness, but because the Dragon Palace is poor?

89. Sorry, Dad! I just want to play a joke on you. I'm really glad that my father can play with me. Excuse me! Dad, forgive me!

90. That will stain the towel. Stop fooling around, asshole! Are there no old towels? Didn't you wipe the vomit yesterday? Bring that, you idiot!

9 1, in fact, all the magic I have performed so far is not magic! It's all powers! Poker magicians cut people with perspective, right? Cut it and stick it back.

92. Thank you for waiting. This is first class. Ha, calm down, romantic, it must be the wrong way to open the door. I brought tea, banana mulberries. Is it? Did you eat poisonous mushrooms?

93. What kind of trouble do you want? Really. Wukong and Wukong listen, it is very stupid to hurt people for no reason. (Goku: Where? It seems that you want to grab the job first)

94. My name is Pingtian Town Tragedy Pingnan. I'm a little different. I noticed that I was actually a cartoon character. This time, nothing grows on Yuan, not even a hair.

165438+20201October 20th funny classic quotations.

Reading newspapers in the toilet is equivalent to wiping your ass after defecation, which is a process, otherwise it is not called completion.

If the son doesn't listen, he can fight properly, otherwise he won't show the majesty of Lao Tzu. This is the case in Taiwan Province Province.

For my mother's birthday, it is better to send two bundles of bones to cook, at least as a snack.

Unless the country changes monogamy, I won't meet netizens.

I argued with MM about whether whales are fish or not. Finally, I said that "Japanese people also have personalities", and she also agreed that whales are not fish. !

It's raining, don't forget to take an umbrella. If you get wet, gonorrhea will be in trouble!

Take off your clothes. I am an animal. Put on your clothes. I am the devil wears Prada!

Since I became a bubble excrement, no one dared to step on my head again.

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money!

Getting married is a good idea.

How creative and brave you are to live!

The species of animals are decreasing, but the species of people are increasing?

You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

As long as the sunrise appears before sunset, as long as the class arrives before class.

People always make mistakes, otherwise the right way will be crowded.

I will come to you in my next life, because you are the stupidest person besides me.

Don't blame the dog for looking like a steamed stuffed bun!

Occasionally, if you live in silence, you will feel great, but if you live in silence, you will be miserable. ...

When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.

Men fantasize about me and I fantasize about heaven.

When I was dizzy, I finally understood what love was.

Grandpa comes from his grandson. ...

Pigs have pig thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. If a pig has a human brain, it is not a pig-it is Bajie!

God, you let summer and winter share a room, right? Give birth to this damn weather!

Vulnerabilities and patches Qi Fei, blue screen * * * crash!

It is normal to eat the iron wire for washing the pot for breakfast, which just shows that our logistics comes in strict accordance with the order of washing the pot first and then cooking. ...

Women have countless QQ numbers just to flirt with a man. Men often use a QQ number to fill in all kinds of women ... how many numbers do you have?

Don't hang yourself from a tree, try to die several times in several trees ... if you die, you will die completely!

A temporary impulse, a crisis for future generations

The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!

I hope the hardware can be copied then.

Drink only pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so it's very simple. ...

In order to cooperate with the successful completion of zg family planning work this year, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.

No money, no power, no matter how good it is for you, can you come with me?

Buying a computer without broadband is like becoming a monk without eating.

I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies won't fall from the sky, let alone money.

Why don't you buy me a cigarette and go to a nightclub

If I want to sweep the floor, I will never wash the dishes. If I want to wash the dishes, I will never sweep the floor. Both? You think I'm an alien!

It is better to lie in bed and sleep while watching TV.

Give me a fulcrum, and I'll put my neighbor's car in the ditch so that he won't honk when he sees me.

None of the women who participated in the beauty pageant can find a good man, because all the good men are married, such as me.

If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I'll resign. Before I resign, I will give him two Chinese and kill him.

If pigs can fly, who will buy a plane? Ride a pig to heaven.

I can't find my tie again. Didn't you find a rag yesterday?

In Egypt, a man can marry four wives, which is very tiring. Zg is better.

You'd better let me kneel on the washboard. Kneeling on the electric heater is unbearable!

Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

I have absolutely no feeling when I drink a catty of white wine, because I died after drinking half a catty.

Funny classic quotations, funny classic quotations

1: I loved your uniqueness, so I never regret that you have gone far. 2: You turned your back and your tears kept flowing. Although my heart hurts, I can only say that I will leave after separation.

3: If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

4. Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

5. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

I was going to sogou, but I saw a cat flopping about.

7: You are so good at pretending, how can I bear to expose how much I don't want to love you?

8: Tell me about you. Without a diploma, learn from others' ugliness. You're not smart and you're bald!

9: If you are a flower, cows are afraid to pull stones.

10: If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

1 1: After you turn around, you hold it tightly. After you put it down, there is no longer each other's tenderness.

12: How can I forget what happened? Tell them never to come back.

13: Hold your hand and you will know that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears. If you don't go, I'll go.

14: I can't play chess, I can't write, I can't draw, and I'm tired of washing and cooking.

15: If people don't attack me, I won't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

16: A person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard, and all you can come up with is a fart.

17: If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smart, then I should at least eat a pair of whales.

18: If you can't put on a wedding dress for the woman you love, please stop unbuttoning your hand.

19: Don't cry at my grave, it has stained my path of reincarnation.

At first I cried, and now I smile and let it go.

2 1: Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth. Unfortunately, youth is a gecko.

22: It occurred to me that day to use your photo as a computer desktop. Damn, I'm infected by a computer virus!

Male R3n, if you love your daughter R3n, you must trust her.

Although the bird is small, it really plays all over the sky.

25: When I was a child, smiling was a kind of mood; When you grow up, a smile is an expression.

If you want to get ahead of others, you must suffer after others.

27: Grandpa came from his grandson.

28: Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

29: How I wish I could grow old with you unexpectedly.

I will still believe in love, but I won't believe that love can last forever.

3 1: I can't even see my own shadow if I live in your world for another day.

Classic quotations from Dai Riqiang

1. I thought the world changed me, but you changed my world, and you are my world. The world is so beautiful that it is not as good as you.

2. Every man has a good sister, whether physically or in life. They burn the best years to accompany this sister to grow up. Fight for her desperately when she is most lonely and helpless; Act as the last shield and give her the warmest support when she is most painful and uncomfortable; When she enters the marriage hall and marries as a wife, send her the best wishes of her life. The world is so beautiful that it is not as good as you.

Everyone has had the first love. Is that man wearing a ponytail? I just want to hug you at all costs.

The man stood in the attic basking in the sun, just so gentle. Everyone will hide a person in their hearts, but some will say it, some will hide it in their hearts and hide it from anyone. Anyway, at least in your heart, the person in your heart is so beautiful and gentle. You are so beautiful, everything you said is right.

When I was young, I was always ignorant. I always thought that the wind could protect my beloved, but later I found out that I was just a weed on the ground. As soon as the wind blows, weeds are blown down. But when I grow up, I recall those brave past events, but I never regret them, because they were young and frivolous, and they will never be again. I just want to hug you at all costs.

6. Our first love is an unreserved love. We don't insist on possession, but we are willing to pay silently. When we grow up, there will be no more. I just want to hug you at all costs.

7. I like watching the scenery and I like watching you. If I can only choose one, I still choose the scenery, the scenery on you. The world is not as beautiful as you.

8. It's warm with your bed and good night with you. Good night, I love you! So cherish the person who said good night to you. You are so beautiful, everything you said is right.