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What's it like to drink alone?

' everyone is drunk and I sleep alone. I talk and raise my glass in my dream. How happy is life when you wake up and the wine is gone? "

it doesn't matter how tired you are at work. Continue to have a drink tomorrow, push a cup for a change and fall asleep. A person's toast is bright and the moon is right, and his heart is full of thoughts. Friend, have you tried?

when will there be a bright moon? ask the sky for wine. Chang 'e came to meet with Yu Rabbit. Call friends for happy events, and three or five confidants get together for a feast. This is a happy friend's wine, which is worth drinking with laughter.

There are few cups for friends, and classmates laugh at the party. Reading the cold window of the past, friendship is pure and everlasting. Come to the ends of the earth, this is a farewell banquet. Friendship is enviable. Let's drink and talk about the sky together.

it's good to stay at home for a thousand days, but it's hard to go out for half a day. The warmth of home, the charity of parents. Brothers and sisters are hand in hand, and uncles' neighborhood words gather together. The wine is strong and the family is strong, and the full family has a dinner party. The deep affection wine is more mellow, which is the joy wine of home and sweet to the bottom of my heart.

alcohol can be promiscuous, and drunkenness has no feelings. Drinking too much will even hurt the family, and sometimes it is uncivilized. Drink without driving, drive without drinking. Social harmony needs you, me and him, and everyone sings and dances in the bar. Don't drink too much, no one will get drunk. The spirit is a hundred times better, and friends and relatives come together to get together. This is a harmonious banquet, * * * gathering warmth.

a small drink makes the family harmonious and warm. Everyone dined to celebrate the wine, and you said I was listening. Wine can * * * gather things, but also amiable feelings. Wine can connect you, me and him, and the land of China is more lively and prosperous.

Friend, can you drink ...

Regarding what it's like to drink alone, I'll take myself as an example to talk about how I feel about drinking a little wine alone tomorrow night.

I was born after 8s. In my impression, the word after 8s represents a new, young, energetic and positive generation. But when I think about it, I am extremely scared, because I will be 4 years old in a few years. It's really scary to think about it.

the post-8s generation belongs to a generation with great responsibilities. The post-8s generation has many only children, so the post-8s generation has much more burdens on its shoulders.

In the past, when I was under 3 years old, I was full of energy. No matter whether I was working with others or starting my own business, I often ate and drank out every night. After dinner, I had to sing after drinking.

But as I get older, I gradually feel that drinking with leaders, buddies and colleagues outside gradually makes me feel uncomfortable, unhappy, not free and not relaxed.

too much attention is paid to eating with them, and the food is good; Pay attention to the price of a bottle of wine; Pay attention to the grade of the hotel; Pay attention to the level of service. What distastes me most is that people who tell waiters what to do and what to do in hotels are all equal. Why? Everyone who serves you should be respected and respected.

so much so that I especially hated going out to socialize together later.

I feel that when eating at the same table with them, I should always keep a good image of myself, and I should not say what I shouldn't say, and I should also think about how to say what I should say in order to please others.

Many times, I have to pour, serve and toast others with a smile on my face when I don't want to. I am very reluctant to do these things against my will.

during this period, I wasted a lot of brain cells. I felt like I was in a cage, and I felt like a joke at that time.

Later, I found that after I came home from work in the afternoon, I went to the market to buy two dishes that my wife and children liked, cooked them food at home, and drank a little wine by myself during dinner. It was really pleasant.

I drink alone at home, and I don't care about the food. When there is no food, I find a big pepper, a cucumber, an onion and a plate of pickles. Everyone is very happy to drink.

I drink alone at home. If I am happy, I can drink more. If I am unhappy, I can drink less. I can cry when I drink too much, I can laugh when I drink too much, and I can laugh when I cry, because I am in my home, and no one can control me. I am drunk by myself and I feel comfortable.

Having said the above, it is estimated that many friends will say that I am a drinker, but I really am not. I feel it's really good to go home and have a drink tomorrow night and chat with my wife and children while eating.

I always feel that wine is a spiritual sustenance, and I can do without him, but I really lost a sincere friend and abandoned someone to talk to.

after 3, men encounter difficulties and frustrations in their work and career, but they just don't say them in their mouths, so what a person is looking for when drinking is not a feeling, but a release of pressure and a spiritual sustenance, and that's all.

I like thirst for wine, too. I am a Christian. People who believe in God must be like gods and live. Now I am thirsty for Dionysus' discipline. I have read two sentences: wine is a poison that pierces the intestines, and love is a steel knife that scrapes bones. After experience, thirst for wine is not good for my health. The doctor said that I can't be thirsty for wine. Now it's under control. I'm afraid to go to the operating table. I only watch the wine, but I don't eat it. God said, "I really hope that you can read my words over and over for tens of millions of times, or even engrave them in your hearts, so as to live up to my expectations. But now your life is not like this.

The feeling of drinking often does not lie in whether there are many people or few people drinking alone.

I have started my own business for many years and often drink alone. The taste changes with the change of mood.

when you are happy, drinking alone is a special enjoyment. (It's a bit like when I was a child, everyone liked to hide when there was anything delicious and fun.) When I was working smoothly and happy, I often cooked some favorite dishes and had a few drinks. Just alone, no entertainment, no persuasion, drink as much as you like, and drink as long as you like. When you are drunk, lie down in bed, have a good sleep, and continue to struggle the next day!

when you are frustrated or sad, you will also drink some wine. The wine I drink at this time feels bitter. When I am in a bad mood, I always dare not drink too much because I will get drunk-a bottle of beer will get drunk.

Too much wine is harmful to your health. I advise you not to drink too much! Come on, let's have another bottle, and after drinking it, we will continue to travel bravely!

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When it comes to drinking, alcohol is indispensable everywhere in today's society. Alcohol seems to be something that can't be separated from social activities. Let's have a drink when relatives meet after a long separation, a drink when colleagues get together, and a drink when talking about business. The words are in the wine, and the feelings are weak. Look for a sip, which is deep and boring.

I am also a follower of wine, but the amount is not large, and I often drink alone. Some people say that drinking alone is boring, and I, on the contrary, think that drinking alone is more comfortable. There is no persuasion, no noise, no scheming, and no need to hide myself. I am just my true self, a pot of wine and a plate of peanuts, and I slowly taste the wine on such a moonlit night. Memories of childhood, memories of childhood, feelings of life, a little wine does not make people drunk. Drinking and drinking, I feel that life is like a pot of wine, some bitter, some sweet, and the longer it is put, the more mellow it will be.

different people and time have different feelings!

I would like to share a poem about drinking alone:

It's the first day of August, and

the old father who retired from the army

is over the age of sixty.

Under the moonlight,

I miss you quietly.

You held my hand,

From yesterday to now.

The sky is big,

Only your love is perfect.

once you,

propped up our home with both hands.

Over the years, I have crossed countless muddy and bumpy roads.

Always ask you for it but never say,

Thank you!

when I was a child,

stealing your white wine made me cry.

while you are laughing heartily.

It's not easy to know you when you grow up.

Only that half pot of old wine

can make you forget your worries and worries.

Today's father is old

like a shadow.

pretend to be relaxed every time you leave

.

a half step away may be the end of the world.

Quietly wandering in time

is caring.

I remember you pricked my cheek with your beard.

You always wanted to lift me higher!

time flies

I am not a teenager.

I am now,

is it your pride?

You said that now you are

as old as an old newspaper.

it's obviously a conversation, but

it's always like mumbling.

why talk loudly,

why miss tears.

What you said with your heart,

I have engraved it in my heart.

You always give everything,

Give me the best.

Although there are always partners who are better than me.

You always keep your painful helplessness

to yourself.

for family

is a solid arm.

I know,

If my father is tired,

he will sleep for many years.

even if I don't give up,

he won't come back to me.

just take off the burden.

long thoughts are brewed into wine!

will I still worry you?

just let go of your concerns about me!

trivial filial piety

please bear it!

I also want to

try my best to give you something better.

think about the future,

you will grow into a pile of old paper money.

The distance between us,

will be longer than the horizon and far beyond the cape.

There are only

eternal thoughts in spring, summer, autumn and winter.

Only

the cup where you drink is left.

I finally understand that

no matter how beautiful the language is, it seems ordinary.

No matter how often you greet, it seems cold.

my father's life is slow.

our clock is very fast.

A father who is strong all his life

can't keep up with us.

Only

the minute hand passes in the same place.

There is an old house.

My father is dressed in an old military uniform.

There is an old pot with half a catty of old wine on the table.

Just waiting for you to sit opposite.

one lamp savors nostalgia, and the other lamp tells delusion.

How long has it been

since you had a good drink with your old father, and

since then?

Take a bottle of good wine,

Don't wait for free time,

Just today, just tonight,

Go home,

Have a drink with my father

The nectar made by years.

say thank you,

to your kindness!

Gui Fuxiang ~ Wang Dan

Men in China have a deep affection for wine.

friends should drink when they get together, classmates should drink when they get together, and even more when they socialize!

a good drinker should drink when he is alone.

I am such a good drinker. Sometimes, it's a reward and comfort for you to come home after a hard day's work and fill yourself with a cup while eating and drinking.

Reward yourself for the hard work of a day, and comfort yourself to be optimistic and persistent in the hard life!

when you are happy, stir-fry a few side dishes and have fun while drinking, so that you are full of confidence and pride!

when you are sad and depressed, you can't help but pick up your glass and drink life, which makes you feel sour and helpless. Breathe out the foul air in your chest!

wine, for me personally, is the gas station of the spirit, Amy of the soul!

I advise you to drink wine, but not get drunk! Just drink and be healthy!

when a person drinks alone, what he drinks is not wine, but loneliness.

When a person drinks, he pours himself, plays himself and sings, thinks about his unpaid ambition, his worries, people and things he can't forget, conducts inner dialogue with himself, and truly faces his heart ...

A person can drink alone occasionally, so it's best not to get into the habit of drinking alone. Often drinking alone, the barriers in my heart can't be opened, the broadband of thinking is too narrow, and some things are easy to get into the dead end, which is not good for my physical and mental health. If it's the kind of person who drinks a cup of blood alone to promote blood circulation and dredge collaterals, that's another matter.

when you are relaxed and happy, you can drink when you have nothing on your mind. When you are worried and unhappy, drink less and get drunk easily.

1. At the dinner party now, everyone is too clever to pay the bill. Haggle over every ounce, afraid of being cheated. Day after day, exhausted apes. If you want to drink, sleep alone.

2. Drinking alone has been around since ancient times. There is a poem to prove it: till, raising my cup, I asked the bright moon, three for the moon.

3, keep the wine in the wind, and its pleasant goat is already.

4. Who can know the fragrance and pity when you are alone with the sword in the world? There is no solution for ten thousand people, only wine is accompanied.

5. and only the great drinkers are famous for all time. It has nothing to do with the large number of people, but the loneliness.

It's also a pleasure to drink alone, and the drinker who really enters the state can have time to carefully consider the fragrance of the wine; Taste and appreciate the richness and frugality of dishes; Appreciate the results of self-reliance in the plate; Enjoy the freedom of relaxing yourself alone; Summarize and review the gains and losses of a whole day's work; You can also watch the news broadcast while drinking, understand the news and current affairs, unconsciously relieve the psychological pressure after a whole day's work, and enjoy your own nervous and busy mood! Refuse to socialize and leave yourself a rare and relaxing space!

In the countryside with bright flowers, your Excellency, under the blooming flowers, in the beautiful green mountain villa, between rivers and streams, countless wonderful space scenes are the most suitable environment for a person to drink alone, which may give play to his better and richer imagination!

It's just a personal feeling of an alcoholic in Northeast Heilongjiang!