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Who is Ma Jiajue?
In the overwhelming media reports, Ma Jiajue is a "campus butcher" and a "cold-blooded killer", which is famous all over the country and worth as much as 2, yuan. The wanted order is full of muscles, clenched fists and fierce light, which makes people shudder. The internet is full of "the song of Ma Jiajue" and "the biography of the big hammer", and it is undoubtedly the spokesperson of a villain.
However, those empty descriptions, even plots constructed by imagination, are far from Ma Jiajue's real life. Ma Jiajue was "demonized". Through interviews with Ma Jiajue, the author of this article tells you a real Ma Jiajue with his own personal feelings. Through more details, I try to restore the true and comprehensive Ma Jiajue, record the details of his college life, and outline the trajectory of his transformation.
1 Before sunset, falling angels love to watch comedies
Ma Jiajue is an insignificant role in the eyes of classmates. He comes from Binyang, Guangxi. Like most Guangxi people, he has dark skin, typical southern face, high cheekbones, nonstandard Mandarin and a deep accent. At the first class meeting, I introduced myself. For five minutes, I touched my hair and pulled my skirt, and spoke intermittently. Apart from giving my name and hometown, many students only heard him say that he liked chess and could ask him for help. Obviously, he had no experience in speaking on stage.
After class, students communicated with each other. A group of boys were interested in polygamy in Vietnam and the valuable RMB. As Guangxi borders Vietnam, someone asked him if he had been to Vietnam. Unexpectedly, Ma Jiajue's answer was surprising, except that he had been to Guigang once in his third year of high school, and he had never been out of the county at all. At that time, he thought that Guigang was a port, and he wanted to see it because he had never seen the sea since he was a child. After the examination, he just went to Guigang by car alone. After two days, he only spent more than 2 yuan, and Ma Jiajue was taken in by the police station on the street. That was his first contact with the police.
Ma Jiajue obviously plays chess well. He keeps a chess book on his bedside, so he can read it if he has anything to do. After reading professional books, he always gives up a car when playing chess, and he still plays with ease, which is called "the ghost is unfathomable" by his classmates. "Beginners" always make some blind moves, and often walk the car under his horse's feet. At this time, Ma Jiajue will ask loudly, "Are you ready? Are you ready? " Once that classmate found out, he immediately ate the car and made people complain loudly.
Over time, no one in the dormitory got off with him. At this time, he dared to say that you can make a few moves and regret your chess, so other students can give directions. As a result, a one-to-many situation of Ma Jiajue was formed, and everyone rose up and attacked it. The scene was very lively. After all, many hands make light work, and he let the horses and chariots go. A group of students adopted the most stupid strategy, so they forced him to switch cars as soon as they came, which made the chess move very inconvenient. Nine times out of ten, Ma Jiajue fled.
The freshman class is very relaxed, and he has self-study in the evening. Ma Jiajue likes going to the movies very much. One dollar for two games, very cost-effective. Sometimes he can't make an appointment with his companion, and he will run two kilometers to see it alone. There are also some video halls on the way. Ma Jiajue passed by and said to his classmates, "This is for uneducated people." There is some self-confidence on his face. But when we got to the cinema, Ma Jiajue's taste made people afraid to pay tribute to him. He liked to watch comedies starring Zhou Xing, all of which were old films of the last century. We all felt vulgar, but he enjoyed it. Sometimes a very ordinary plot, other audiences have no reaction, but Ma Jiajue giggled "hey hey" and watched it with relish and concentration. Embarrassed the students next to him, and everyone else looked at him.
Ma Jiajue is also very curious. He likes to repair tape recorders, razors and play with electronics in the dormitory. But the technology is not very good. The telephone in the dormitory is low in volume, but barely works. Ma Jiajue replaced it with the broken horn of the tape recorder, but unfortunately, there was no sound at all, and it was repaired and turned into a pile of broken iron. He spent 7 yuan to buy a used computers from the flea market. In a few days, the case has been disassembled by him several times, and the ball of the mechanical mouse will fall out when used. He bought a bottle of 52 glue and stained a circle of copper wire around the port, which actually works, making all the students sit up and take notice. ]
However, in the eyes of classmates, Ma Jiajue is just an ordinary person, even mediocre.
2 Time doesn't go back, and it's hard to be a "Mr. Key" for a proud son in the past.
From primary school to high school, Ma Jiajue has always been among the best with his hard work and fairly clever head. In junior high school, he participated in the math competition and won the second prize in the country. In the eyes of the teacher, although his discipline is not very good, he is a top student. However, his classmates who are familiar with him know that Ma Jiajue loves to be clever, indicating that he can't go to self-study. Sometimes he sleeps in class, but he works very hard in secret, and spends as much effort as other students.
After graduating from high school, Ma Jiajue was admitted to Yunnan University, and he became a role model for scholars in his hometown. In that relatively closed and backward mountain village, Ma Jiajue is fully proud of his capital, and he is the focus there. Used to being praised by others. However, Yunda is not a Macun primary school. On the elite university campus, Ma Jiajue, who is ambitious at the beginning of school, soon found himself ordinary.
His college entrance examination scores are among the top five in the senior high school class, while those of students majoring in life technology in Grade 1 are mostly higher than those of Ma Jiajue. His position is below the average, and he has no advantage to be trusted.
For a period of time, Ma Jiajue once went to the library for self-study every day, listened carefully in class, took notes, and wanted to make a difference in his studies. However, his interest in language is far less than that in mathematics and physics. English, which has been bothering him since junior high school, has once again become his biggest obstacle. Despite hard work, every English test is only 6 points.
In the university, English is an important criterion to measure the achievement. Without the support of English, it is impossible to get a scholarship. He has done well in the professional courses of ruler management, but the scholarship has passed him by many times. Ma Jiajue lost the motivation to study, so he began to "live 6 minutes".
Ma Jiajue tried to make a breakthrough in his studies. Freshmen will recruit new students, and Ma Jiajue reported to the Sports Department, but unfortunately he was eliminated in the first round. Basketball is good, but there are more than 1 people in the class, and he can't even get into the basketball team in the class. Compared with those special sports students who are over 1.8 meters, Ma Jiajue's skills are dwarfed. Moreover, he plays the ball "alone". After catching the ball, he breaks through alone, has a strong desire to show, often watches the NBA, and admires the evaluation of the Lakers. He loves to be "Mr. Key" too much.
Ma Jiajue tried to be an active member in the crowd, watching other students talk endlessly, and he wanted to blend in. But his lame expression, telling a joke before others understood what it meant, he kept smiling while covering his mouth, and instead became the laughing stock of others. Sometimes I talk to girls, but I fall into silence without saying a few words, except for my dormitory classmates and several fellow villagers. Ma Jiajue's social circle is pitifully small.
In his sophomore year, Ma Jiajue chased a girl in his class and liked her for a year without talking to her. Encouraged by the students in the dormitory many times, I finally dialed the girl's phone. Without saying a word, my face turned red. First, "I'm Ma Jiajue. Are you free tonight?" The girl refused. In fact, it's nothing. I want to ask someone out the first time I talk to them, and the success is very low. Ma Jiajue didn't think so in his heart. He thought others looked down on him, so he gave up his pursuit and didn't fall in love for three years in college.
During the freshman year, Ma Jiajue recommended himself to the counselor and became the class committee. At that time, Ma Jiajue was very enthusiastic. He would take the initiative to distribute textbooks and collect tour fees. He was an activist in his class. Once Ma Jiajue went to the apartment to find the Communist Youth League Secretary, who was the most beautiful girl in the class. Ma Jiajue only stayed in the girls' dormitory for more than an hour. Later, it was reported that he wanted to chase the Communist Youth League Secretary, which became the laughing stock of the class, especially the boys who lived in the apartment. "It's just a bear, and it's still in the limelight." After Ma Jiajue heard these words, he never participated in any affairs in the class again, and the class committee experience of one semester ended in a hurry.
The second report about Ma Jiajue
Ma Jiajue's views on life and society have changed dramatically. He began to skip classes and surf the Internet all night. His goal for students has become "to get a diploma", and his ideals and passions have disappeared little by little in time.
3 A confused lamb is silent in the eyes of poverty and classmates.
Poverty is not terrible, but on campus, he actually bothers many poor students, and Ma Jiajue has the most say here.
He has always complained that the food in the canteen is expensive. A portion of meat is 2.5 yuan, and ordinary vegetarian dishes cost 8 cents. If you want half of it, it will cost 6 cents. People who are particularly angry are that 7% of the so-called meat dishes are vegetarian dishes, not meat fried pickles, but pickles fried meat. At first glance, seven pieces of meat are pitifully few, and a meal costs at least more than three pieces. Ma Jiajue seldom plays meat dishes, and the high cost of meals gives him a headache. He likes to eat steamed bread very much. He eats two big ones at a time, and then a cold salad and a soup, which costs about two yuan, but he also enjoys himself.
Ma Jiajue seldom asks his family for money. Every time he calls his family, he says that he has enough money and is living well. Don't worry. I want it once in a while, but I don't say it until I'm at the end of my rope. Originally, he should have only 1 yuan on him, but after eating all 1 yuan, he didn't have to eat the next meal. He even called when he was hungry for a day, and never took the initiative to summarize the money when talking to his family, until he was asked if he had any money.
After hanging up the phone, Ma Jiajue will borrow money from classmates in the dormitory, mostly 1 yuan or 5 yuan. Shout people outside the dormitory, talk quietly, and take face seriously. If he didn't borrow it, he would never borrow it for the second time. He buried his head in the quilt that night and went to sleep. The next morning, my eyes were dark, and I didn't know where to get 5 cents. I went to the canteen to buy a steamed bread and eat it at random, and then I went to class. The dormitory students later learned that he didn't eat that night.
after receiving the money from home, Ma Jiajue won't have a big meal like other students, that is, he just makes a meat dish. He seldom attends self-study at ordinary times, and he will stay in the library with his schoolbag on his back for a whole day in those days. He feels that it is a crime to ask for money from his family, and he will feel distressed when using money.
Ma Jiajue usually doesn't go home during holidays, and he is looking for a job all over the street without holidays. I worked as a tutor once, but I was dismissed after only two weeks, because he didn't have the patience to teach children. I have done market research and mineral water promotion. There was a holiday when I washed dishes in Qiaoxiangyuan rice shop. My hands were soaked in cleaning agent all day, and my hands turned white when I received the holiday.
I do more coolies on construction sites. The Normal University, not far from the dormitory, is building a teaching building, where Ma Jiajue works as a coolie, transporting bricks from the roadside to the downstairs with a cart, and wearing a baseball cap to avoid being seen by classmates. I work from 7: a.m. to 7: p.m. every day in the scorching sun, have lunch with migrant workers at noon, go back to the dormitory to get a basin to the water room at night, pour it from head to toe for a cold shower, and then sleep soundly. 7 yuan a month is not easy to earn. The accommodation fee paid to 4 yuan at the beginning of school will be enough for him for one month.
Ma Jiajue is not very particular about his clothes. He wears a pair of shoes from morning till night, and his feet will stink in summer. Fortunately, he takes a shower every day, and the smell is more obvious than that. His clothes are changed once a week, and he often washes the clean ones, and the gray coat is washed white by him; He seldom uses skin care products and washes his face with soap all year round.
When I first came here, half of the class had mobile phones. Many people changed their mobile phones for several times in three years, with new designs and fashionable styles. In their junior year, Ma Jiajue and a few he is my brother didn't have mobile phones. Students are often bored in class and play games with their mobile phones to amuse themselves. When Ma Jiajue sees it, he will feel impatient and show great disgust. He said to other students, "What a bird!"
The third report on Ma Jiajue's tardiness
Watching students hang that thing around their waists, the dormitory discussed collectively buying a mobile phone. Everyone said that it was necessary to find a job in junior year, but Ma Jiajue looked like he didn't care. "Now, what's the difference between a mobile phone and a tape recorder? It's not a matter of minutes before I buy it. It's no use. No one calls the dormitory phone. I don't answer the phone once a month. In fact, Ma Jiajue didn't want to buy it, but he didn't have a meal yet. Buying a mobile phone is an almost extravagant dream. < P > Because of poverty, Ma Jiajue felt inferior in his heart, but what is even more terrible is that many people discriminate against him invisibly.
once, ma jiajue invited a fellow villager of normal university to dinner. originally, ma jiajue went to the front, but the hotel owner greeted his fellow villager first, thinking that his fellow villager was paying the bill. This kind of incident often bothers Ma Jiajue. For example, when he goes to the shopping mall to buy clothes, Ma Jiajue wants to buy better leather shoes, and the boss tries his best to introduce him to artificial leather for twenty or thirty yuan. When I went to the bank to withdraw money, because there were many people, Ma Jiajue waited on the sofa of the bank to read the newspaper, and was unreasonably questioned by the security guard. These are the problems of the poor, and most poor students will encounter them to some extent.
At school, Ma Jiajue can't get rid of this experience. Physical education class is free to choose his favorite sports in the second semester of his sophomore year. Ma Jiajue originally wanted to take tennis. When he signed up, the teacher told him, "Tennis costs a lot of money." Six words, how can Ma Jiajue bear it in full view? That night he bought a bottle of bulk liquor and drank it alone in the dormitory until he got drunk.
Students in dormitory will also show this kind of complex invisibly. I don't know if it's a joke or serious. Someone will say to Ma Jiajue, "Ma Jiajue, help me wash my clothes!" " He would bow his head and answer, "fifty cents a piece." In winter, it was snowing outside, and someone said the same thing to Ma Jiajue, and gave the same answer. The difference was that this classmate really took out the money and counted out 3 yuan and handed it to Ma Jiajue. For five seconds, he froze there, then took the money and took the clothes to the water room.
Ma Jiajue didn't take this joke to heart. What he cared about was that his best friend didn't invite him for his birthday. February 17th is Gong Bo's birthday. In order to celebrate his last birthday at the university, he booked a table and banquet in the "Xueyou House" next to the campus. Before Gong Bo's birthday at the school, he never gave a banquet. He made a determined effort just before graduation. He spent nearly a year in 2 yuan, and planned to get together with several good friends, which was the last brother meal. At that time, about 12 people were invited, and all the students in the dormitory were invited, except Ma Jiajue. When Ma Jiajue came back that night, he was alone in the dormitory wondering where the gang had gone. When he found out, he had gone to celebrate his birthday with Gong Bo. "Everyone invited me, but not me", this incident left a strong shadow in Ma Jiajue's heart.
Facing all kinds of unintentional or intentional alternative views, Ma Jiajue chose patience. He buried his inner distress and anger in his heart and bore it by himself. If you don't break out in silence, you will die in silence. How strong is Ma Jiajue's endurance? I wonder when this time bomb will explode.
4. The deadly game sparked, and the former classmates fell one after another.
The storm appeared on the eve of graduation.
Ma Jiajue didn't go home this winter vacation because he was looking for a job, but Shao Ruijie and Tang Xueli returned to school early. A few days before the incident, when Ma Jiajue and Shao Ruijie were playing cards, Shao Ruijie suspected that Ma Jiajue had cheated, and they had an argument. During the period, Shao Ruijie said, "I didn't expect you to cheat even playing cards. You are so bad. No wonder Gong Bo didn't invite you for his birthday ..."
Such words came from Shao Ruijie's mouth, which deeply hurt Ma Jiajue and touched his deep inner pain. Shao Ruijie and Ma Jiajue are both from rural areas of Guangxi. They have been studying in the same class and living in the same dormitory for four years. Ma Jiajue has always taken a fancy to this good friend.
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