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Prediction of the number of barrels in Wei Zi:

You are confident, decisive, quick-acting and firm. You can face problems, have a sense of responsibility, try hard, and then learn and correct from mistakes or experiences.

Judging from the constellation, the key house is "noon", which is the first house of fate. In terms of personality, Lian Zhen and Tianxiang will sit in this house, which will have the nature of honor and help. Scientific entry into the palace means that the attitude of expecting performance will also be strengthened, and evil stars such as bell stars and thieves will enter the palace again, which will boost momentum and innovation.

These stars and patterns are all showing the character strengths you were born with:

1

With the characteristics of loyalty, I will do my best to complete the tasks explained above, and I will do my best to strictly guard my post. I won't gossip everywhere, but I usually follow the procedure, work hard and be thrifty. The so-called lucky people will always gain something after their efforts.

2

They are helpful, fair and just, can put themselves in others' shoes, are enthusiastic about public welfare, and even sacrifice themselves to help others. They usually have good organizational and analytical skills, good affinity and are better at mediation. Generally speaking, administrative affairs can be handled well.

three

Honest and self-love, can adhere to principles, self-control, do something, do something wrong, although there will be various desires and desires in my heart, I hope to contact more, but I can still restrain myself, so I often behave politely and thoughtfully, abide by etiquette and laws, and deal with difficulties.

four

I care about my reputation and like others' praise and applause, so I will pay attention to others' eyes and reactions, show considerate and mature communication skills, harmonize interpersonal relationships, behave responsibly, be recognized by others and become a good working partner.

five

Responsible, willing to take responsibility, able to bear greater pressure, take on heavy responsibilities, and not easy to get stage fright. Will deal with difficult things quickly and won't let things delay.

six

Good action ability, positive, fast and energetic, and calmly face setbacks, accept the facts and show the ability to fight independently.

As for shortcomings, you are more likely to be self-righteous and reckless. You tend to think too highly of yourself and be opinionated, but your pace is relatively rapid, and you are easy to act on intuition and be too impulsive.

Basically, your shortcomings are only slightly weaker than your strengths. If things change, setbacks or shocks usually have a considerable impact. Therefore, you must be cautious, have a sense of crisis for a rainy day, and be able to stop at a good time in order to effectively preserve the results.

The following detailed analysis of your shortcomings, as your usual attention and adjustment reference:

1

Be loyal to your duties, don't distinguish between right and wrong, and just carry out your tasks. When the nature of the task is distorted, you are still loyal to your work, even though you know it is wrong. Hard work has become an obstacle, not worth the loss. If you do your best regardless of the substantive interests of the matter and whether the direction of the plan is wrong, you will get twice the result with half the effort, or even in vain!

2

Everything is fair, standard, and principled. If you only follow the rules, you will lack a sense of humor and will not be flexible, so it is easy to get bored and even give people a feeling of indifference. Even with affinity, interpersonal relationships are still not smooth.

three

Self-control is introverted. Although I think so in my heart, I dare not make a clear statement in my actions. On the contrary, it gives people a sense of distance, which is often confusing and Mao Mao-like. In particular, a strong self-discipline system can easily become a perfectionist, such as a tendency to be neat, or easily dissatisfied with the status quo. I often complain about the existing environment, or sigh and worry about my lack of talent.

four

Reserved, polite and considerate to the outside world, relatively easy to attract the attention of the opposite sex, with a peach blossom tendency. Do your duty and don't give up easily. If you are too self-suppressed, it is easy to set limits for yourself and give up on yourself. If you don't want to, you will want revenge. If you are heavy, you will lose yourself and others.

five

With high autonomy and strong subjective consciousness, it is not easy to change oneself under the influence of external environment, so it is even more difficult to accept other people's opinions and suggestions. It's easy to only care about yourself, but have a selfish tendency.

six

Emotional impulses are more likely to occur, and once the impulse is not easy to be self-disciplined and affects interpersonal relationships, sometimes it can only be done alone, which increases loneliness, lacks integrity of thinking, is easy to focus on the present, is short-sighted, reduces affinity, and is even more unwilling to cooperate with others, so things are more likely to fluctuate and change.

You have little basic fortune in this life, the best performance in your youth, and ideal execution ability, which can effectively adjust yourself and give full play to your strength. So you should grasp your youth and youth, try your best to make yourself moved, be brave in action and show. Young and middle-aged people are the weakest time in their lives, their own situation becomes unstable, their strength is easily discounted, and it is difficult to play effectively. Therefore, in young adults, their attitude should not be too optimistic, but more cautious and conservative. As for being old, it's ok, with a little better execution ability and a little room for expression, so it's appropriate to grasp it.

In love, you are a person who values love, has a sense of responsibility and is lively and active. Therefore, when getting along with the opposite sex, we should be more confident, not afraid of problems and setbacks, take the initiative to try, make persistent efforts, and occasionally tell jokes to create a pleasant atmosphere, so as to effectively spread our charm.

From the picture, the key house is "Chen", which is the house of congenital husband and wife. In character, there will be the nature of absorption. The combination of chemistry and science means that the attitude of learning will also be strengthened, and Mars, Zhong Xing, Earth Qi and other malefic stars will enter my home again, which will promote the advantages of divergence and humor. And the interaction between loving wolves and Mars will promote the interaction between stars and obsidians.

These stars and patterns are all showing your innate love advantage:

1

Feelings have a strong materialistic color, and they like lively and interesting material enjoyment and entertainment in their emotional life. They will use food, entertainment and other material comforts to promote the relationship between the two sides. Can absorb and show fashionable, trendy and elegant tastes and enjoy feelings, so it is easy to meet young, energetic and popular members of the opposite sex.

2

They have the characteristics of absorption, can pay attention to and grasp the immediate emotional opportunities, have flexible wrists, are good at expressing, and are willing to spend a little thought, so they are usually quite heterosexual, and can fall in love quickly and even get married in lightning.

three

I attach great importance to love, can work hard and bear the changes and twists and turns in my emotional life. Have a strong load of energy, can face problems, and are unlikely to have extreme thoughts because of lovelorn or unsatisfactory. Personal preferences are clear and not easily influenced by relatives and friends. When you meet the right person, you can get up the courage to win a good impression.

four

When the enthusiasm in feelings is enhanced, you can take the initiative to please people, show yourself in front of the opposite sex, increase your enthusiasm, and accept twists and turns more easily without too many complaints. Dress handsome and have personality, adding more freshness to your love life.

As for the shortcomings, you are more likely to be self-righteous, impulsive, often look at love from your own point of view, easily expect too much, or bring more pressure to the other party, it is more difficult to resist emotional impulses, and communication will be more sharp and direct.

Because your shortcomings in love are only slightly weaker than your strengths, although you can still show your charm, if love changes, problems or shocks will often have an impact. Therefore, we still need to be careful about love and not neglect it. If you give, you get, which can effectively maintain your mood.

The following detailed analysis of your shortcomings, as your usual attention and adjustment reference:

1

Emotional materialism is very strong. If material enjoyment can be kept moderate, such as buying clothes, it can be kept within an affordable range, but the demand for material desires can be moderately adjusted to reduce emotional frivolity. Of course, if there are often expenditures that exceed the budget, it will be nerve-racking.

2

Flexible communication skills, although easily favored by the opposite sex, have a strong materialistic color, the peach blossom luck is relatively increased, and the feelings are often diverse and rich, but they also bury unstable factors, which easily lead to twists and turns and changes in emotional life.

three

I stick to my favorite object. If you find that the object of communication is not suitable, you will often deal with it as soon as possible. A strong man's broken wrist avoids falling asleep with broken ties, but it also relatively limits the scope and objects I can accept. Dominance is strong, it is easy to misjudge the situation, cause dissatisfaction of the other party, and it is also easy to make the other party feel pressure and change their love life.

four

The rational connotation of communication is reduced, and the considerate intention is relatively insufficient. On the contrary, emotional impulses increase, making it easier to have disputes and encounter twists and turns. It is also easier to deal with it without comprehensive consideration, which makes things complicated and increases the scope of feelings.

Your love fortune in this life is the best when you are old. At this time, love has a lot of room for development, and the god of luck seems to be around you, which is quite attractive to the opposite sex. It can be regarded as the most abundant period of your love. Young and middle-aged people are the most vulnerable time in their lives. It is not easy for them to grasp the opportunity of falling in love, and there will be many unexpected changes. The development of feelings is often different from their own expectations, so their views on love are not optimistic. As for youth, it is not good either. The luck of love is slightly reduced, and the development space is compressed. Be cautious.

The object that suits you should have charming eyes, high voice and clear outline. When I am with you, I will be more subjective and have my own opinions, and I will not change and compromise easily. Her personality should be eager, energetic, positive, cheerful, enthusiastic and independent.

She should like fresh and interesting things, like entertainment and material enjoyment, advocate fashion, pay attention to appearance, be able to grasp fashion trends, highlight her own advantages, have yuppie style, and use various material enjoyment to promote interpersonal relationships.

In financial management, you are an active and flexible person, who values money, can grasp the key points, make money hard, don't give up easily, pay attention to opportunities and react quickly.

Judging from the chart, the key house is Yin, which is the congenital house of wealth. Wei Zi and Tianfu sit in this house, and their personalities will be broad and accumulated, while Mars, Bell Star and Earth Robbery will shine together, which will promote the momentum and the advantages of novel ideas. Moreover, stars such as Lu Cun and Tianma interact to form a "crossing of cars and horses".

These stars and patterns show your inherent financial advantages:

1

Following the principle of increasing revenue and reducing expenditure, the financial channels are relatively stable. Know how to cherish money, money is often only safe when you are around. I like making money, but I don't want others to see my desire, so I often paddle like a duck and work hard. If I were a working class, I would try my best to get a high salary.

2

There are many ways to manage money. You can get money from many different channels, and you will give priority to the financial channels related to fame. For example, you will win the business of well-known enterprises or celebrities, and sometimes you will gain popularity even if the profit you earn is not high.

three

Have a strong desire for money, keen on making money, able to face and bear the risks and pressures arising from making money. It is not easy to lose heart in situations. I am very persistent about my way of making money, and my attitude is often consistent, and I am not easily influenced by others or the environment to change or adjust. It is not difficult to spend money, and financial decisions are quite clear and decisive.

four

I am more and more aware of the opportunity to make money. Knowing that the opportunity is fleeting, I must seize it in time. Even if there are some mistakes or failures sometimes, doing more is better than doing less, and taking action is better than waiting for reality. Therefore, the means of seeking money has become active, and I can take some risks to pursue short-term interests.

As for the shortcomings, you are more likely to be insatiable and short-sighted, and it is easier to influence interpersonal relationships or life for money, resulting in a more unbalanced life experience. The focus of consideration is often on timing and risk, and there are many guesses, but haste makes waste. For GAI, it is difficult to achieve expectations.

Because your shortcomings in making money are only slightly weaker than your advantages, although you can still pay attention to the opportunities to make money and have the ability to manage money, if the money changes, it is still easy to cause shocks and financial ups and downs, so you still need to be cautious in managing money. It is best to have a sense of crisis for a rainy day and accumulate moderately in order to effectively stabilize finance and maintain results.

The following detailed analysis of your shortcomings, as your usual attention and adjustment reference:

1

The attitude of financial management is often not too advanced or trendy, but will choose a more traditional and conservative way, with little chance of change. There is also a vanity side, and it is easy to listen to other people's rhetoric and be deceived, which leads to financial difficulties and twists and turns.

2

It is easy to look at the big and not the small, look at the high and not look down, and ignore small-scale or trivial financial management methods. I value face very much and care about other people's eyes, so sometimes even if the actual profit is not so good, I will stick to the scene and make people feel as if the money is good.

three

Pay more attention to money, care more about money, and often look at money, which makes people feel mercenary. They have a strong desire to make money and are stubborn, and it is easy to ignore other suggestions or changes in the surrounding environment and make wrong financial decisions.

four

In the practice of making money, I become more impulsive, pay attention to short-term effects, easily ignore risks, increase the probability of mistakes or failures, and decrease my ability to formulate strategies, which makes the practice of making money more prone to loopholes and the means of seeking money relatively speculative.

On the whole, your life fortune is not good. I feel that I can't handle money accounting. Sometimes there seems to be an opportunity, and sometimes I feel at a loss. I don't know what to do. Except for the relatively stable youth, the chances of making money at other times are often not as good as expected, so it is not easy to be optimistic in the face of money! Your natural investment in movable property can only be considered average, but you should take a cautious route and operate steadily! Although I have a little confidence in the means of buying and selling and the appreciation ability of investment objects, it is not outstanding. So if I invest, I should lower my goal, adopt a more steady way, gradually accumulate income, and consider using external resources to expand myself. As for movable items, you should be more suitable to consider items with cutting, skills or professional skills, such as sculptures, handicrafts, knives, machinery and so on.

Real estate investment is quite unfavorable and easy to lose money. It is best to avoid it as much as possible! Although the means of buying and selling by oneself are more prominent, you can pay attention to the channels or methods of making money, but your appreciation of real estate is poor, and it is easy to misjudge mistakes. Therefore, if you invest, you must be cautious. You must first break the capital before you can talk about profit. In terms of real estate objects, you should be more suitable to consider places with leisure functions such as gardens and parks, or places with entertainment functions such as cinemas and playgrounds. It is especially good if you can be located near the water, such as rivers, lakes and beaches, or if your house has facilities such as a swimming pool.

In terms of career and work, you are an innovative, innovative and breakthrough person, suitable for the development of professional skills. I am practical, responsible, strong-willed, clear-headed, lively and enterprising, less bound by tradition, willing to try, more able to accept challenges and failures, and accumulate experience from them.

From the picture, the key house is "Xu", which is the birth official Lu Gong, sitting in this house. Personality will be serious, and evil stars such as bell star, air robbery and earth robbery will shine together, which will promote the advantages of momentum and association. In addition, wolves, Mars and other stars interact to form a pattern of "famous towns and countries"

These stars and patterns show your inherent work advantages:

1

Do things with principles, be meticulous about others and yourself, and act according to regulations. Distinctive personality, angular, communication is often direct and open. Pay little attention to friendship, and the influence of interpersonal relationship is relatively low. Be able to work hard on what you have determined and show courage in doing things.

2

I attach great importance to my career or work, and I have strong ambition and dominance. I have my own ideas as soon as I appear at work, so I am often an opinion leader. I am also very concerned about my performance in my work. I have a sense of responsibility. I can persist in carrying out my ideas and will not easily give in to difficulties or setbacks. I am also responsible for work pressure. I can face problems decisively and try not to delay things, so my grades are often higher.

three

The mobility of doing things is obviously enhanced, the degree of enthusiasm is enhanced, and I have the ability to act. I can also treat setbacks and failures with a normal mind and regard them as my necessary experiences. My ability to seize opportunities has improved, and I can strive for timeliness. Sometimes I am willing to take some risks and my work independence is relatively enhanced. The chances of solving problems by yourself increase and the means are more flexible.

As for the shortcomings, you tend to take yourself too seriously, ignore others, be impatient and impulsive, add changes, have your own ideas, be preconceived, pay little attention to other people's opinions, even choose evil, stubbornly distort the facts, and want to start work as soon as you have an idea, so things are more likely to change and encounter setbacks.

Because your shortcomings in your career are only slightly weaker than your strengths, although your work ability is not bad and there is room for performance, it is also prone to changes and ups and downs in the process, which will have an impact on your work. Therefore, it is best to master the timeliness of doing things, finish what you can do today, and avoid falling asleep, so as to effectively stabilize your grades.

The following detailed analysis of your shortcomings, as your usual attention and adjustment reference:

1

Discipline is often more important than human feelings, and everything is done according to the rules. Without good communication skills, it is easy to make people feel serious and indifferent, which in turn affects interpersonal relationships. I am lonely and even have disputes or conflicts in order to safeguard my own interests. Therefore, my works need complex communication channels or layers of contact, which is not easy to show.

2

It is easy to be opinionated at work and there is almost no room for compromise, so it is easier to ignore outside information or suggestions. A person who is quite conceited in the eyes of others. Because of attaching importance to career or work, it is relatively easy to sacrifice or neglect life in other aspects, and it is difficult to strike a balance between one gain and one loss.

three

The rationality of doing things is obviously reduced, and there is no patience to wait, so the plan is not comprehensive, and I am willing to face risks and act as soon as possible. Therefore, they tend to lack careful thinking, increase the fluctuation and change of things, and the space for learning and growth is relatively compressed. They are often unwilling to undertake tedious or repetitive things, and they are not good at using the strength of the team to solve problems. The means are more impulsive, suggesting a tendency to speculate.

Your career fortune in this life is the best when you are old. At this time, your career or work has more room for expression, you feel quite optimistic, and your willingness to run your career is obvious. It can be regarded as the most stable period of your career or work in your life. However, youth is the most vulnerable time in my life. It is not easy for me to seize the opportunity of performance in my career or work. There are many unexpected changes, and my development is often different from my expectations. Therefore, I am not optimistic about my career or work. As for the young and middle-aged period, it is not bad. The career opportunities are quite good and there is considerable room for performance. Of course, we should make good use of them.

Naturally, your career fortune is characterized by "perseverance", that is to say, industries that are pioneering or need technology, such as minerals, jewelry, steel, machinery, kitchen utensils, auto parts, technology, etc., can arouse your interest and stimulate your willingness to work, or law enforcement industries, such as military police, security, justice, investigation, etc. If you want to improve your work performance, you'd better give priority to or focus on those things that require hard work, intensive investment, step by step, and are more difficult to be tricky, so it will be easier to implement. It's better not to be too rigid and flexible in working methods, which requires more technology or professional skills, so it will be ideal to have fewer meetings and more actions.

In addition, if the working environment can simplify the moving line, reduce interference, be practical and convenient, and put some money-related ornaments a little, it should effectively boost your work spirit and increase work efficiency.

Looking at the overall innate trend chart, entrepreneurship should be an option you can consider, but you should not be overly optimistic! If you start your own business, you should take a slow and steady approach, gradually expand and expand, and consider using external resources to expand yourself.

In terms of starting a business, your greatest advantage is personnel management. In addition, you are also good at cost control, business development, organization and operation, and have positive potential in sales revenue and execution ability, which can be fully exerted.

The unsatisfactory part is capital turnover. When starting a business, we must pay more attention to and strengthen it to reduce the difficulty and risk of operation.

In terms of interpersonal relationships in the workplace, your relationship with your subordinates is inherently lucky, and you should be easy to get along with and have a stable relationship. The relationship with colleagues and bosses has great potential. As long as you can pay, you will often get something back.

Generally speaking, it is easier for you to establish a harmonious relationship with colleagues, subordinates and bosses in the workplace, get along well and get help. They can sometimes bring you good luck, especially subordinates. They often become your workplace dignitaries, which are very worth cherishing and using!

Your innate health fortune is medium bad luck, that is, poor physique, unstable physical condition, weak resistance, easy disorder, and naturally more prone to some hidden diseases. Sometimes, even if you take care of it yourself, the effect will still fall short of your expectations. So you must strengthen epidemic prevention and aftercare to reduce the chance of getting sick and uncomfortable. The effect of health care or exercise is relatively limited, which obviously limits the exercise. In addition to being difficult to play, sports and fitness must also be warmed up and prepared to avoid sports injuries.

Endurance is not bad, obviously superior to muscle strength, good coordination and rhythm, but weak speed and strength.

In your constitution, the five elements of "wood" stand out. From the perspective of traditional Chinese medicine, it refers to the related organs of the "liver" in the five internal organs, which is where you are prone to disorder or abnormality, so pay more attention to related health care. The liver governs storing blood, nourishing tendons, enlightening eyes and combining with gallbladder, so the liver is related to gallbladder, eyes and tendons, and belongs to the related organs of "liver" series. In your innate constitution, the function of liver and gallbladder is the weakest, so pay more attention to related maintenance to avoid premature decline.

Your health fortune in this life is the best in your youth, your physical condition looks relatively stable, and your immunity should be ok. Therefore, you should grasp your youth, do more fitness activities and effectively enhance your physique. Old age is the weakest time in my life. My physical condition drops sharply, and my body becomes unstable and prone to illness. Therefore, when I am old, I should pay special attention to my health. In addition to more rest, check as soon as possible if you feel uncomfortable. As for young people and young people, they are also vulnerable, and their physical condition is obviously declining, which will be weaker than they expected. Therefore, they should pay more attention to their health, pay attention to aftercare, and seek medical treatment as much as possible when there is a situation.