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Hurry up, look at the last answer in the 20 10 Xiamen Chinese exam.

In the festival (can be deleted or used for reference)!

It's getting dark The sun also restrained its last smile. Night God covered the whole sky with his dark blue robe and "hunted" in the night wind. The street lamp is on, and the light touches the ground gently-night arrival. Every household has also put on a delicious New Year's Eve dinner, and my family is no exception. When my mother shouted "dinner!" in her "ultrasonic" voice. My father and I have been sitting at the dining table, waiting for the arrival of my mother's delicious chicken legs. Seeing the whole family sitting at the dinner table, I said, "Nothing!" I cleared my throat and said, "I announce that I won the first prize in the primary school composition competition in ××××××!" " "I smiled smugly. Dad encouraged me with thunderous applause first, and then gave me a thumbs-up and said, "OK! Very good! In order to encourage you to win the first prize, I invite you to go shopping after dinner. Now, you will eat a chicken leg first, and then make it up to you. "

I was so excited that I put one hand on the table and sat on the dining table. As a result, the fish soup was knocked over I was scared, but I managed to laugh. Also said: "Nothing! I will ... do it myself! " Dad suddenly looked pale, put chopsticks in my nose at the dinner table, stopped the chicken leg he wanted to give me, stared at me and said, "Girl, will you behave yourself?" You are so rude. It seems that it is difficult to find a job when you grow up with education! "

I listened, pouting and thinking: rules? You should behave yourself at home? Joke, I half closed my eyes, pursed my lips and listened impatiently to my father's long speech. After a while, my father finally finished, and I casually said, "Cut! Be polite at home, but not economical outside the society? "

After saying his word, my father's frown became a word "Sichuan". He pointed to my forehead and said angrily, "Modesty makes people progress, while pride makes people lag behind.". I am so proud that I won't even get the consolation prize next time! "

After listening to my father's words, I finally couldn't help being angry, staring at my father, holding chopsticks and loudly saying to my father, "Wait for me!" " Next time you come back first in the city, you will be first in the province the year after next, first in the country the year after next, and first in the world in four years ... "

My father listened to my words, and his head seemed to be on fire. He said angrily, "You smelly daughter, believe it or not, I will hit you!" " "At this time, I immediately hid behind my mother and said," Fight, see if you dare to fight. I'm not afraid to be with my mother! " "

Dad picked up the chopsticks on the table and hit me. My father and I have been chasing me like playing "the eagle catches the chicken". He finally caught me, and I closed my eyes when I was about to raise my hand-but my father just put his hand gently on my head and said to me seriously, "Look, Jun Jun," he raised my right hand and said, "Your hand is better than yours.

After dinner, my parents and I were walking in the busy street, and a breeze blew, which seemed to relieve the pressure of our day and reminded me of my father's words. ...

What an unforgettable night, what an unforgettable dinner ... A year later, my composition won another excellent result: the grand prize.