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Ten Classic Jokes of China Men's Football Team
2. Ideal
The son of the star said to the star, "Dad, I want to be a football star like you in the future!" " "
The star said sadly to his son, "no, son!" When I grow up, I want to be a referee, because no matter how wonderful the goal is, if I am sentenced to offside, I can only recognize my bad luck ... "
Step 3 recommend the last one
The reporter asked the last athlete who ran to the finish line: "Aren't you bored running last?" "
The athlete said excitedly, "How can you say it's boring? Didn't you see that I chased all seven of them? "
4. The secret of growing tall
A reporter interviewed basketball star Bater: "Mr. Bater, do you have any secrets to grow taller?"
Bater said, "Mr reporter, you'd better ask Yao Ming. He is taller than me. "
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