How to express humor in classical Chinese?

1. What are the humorous characters in classical Chinese?

Shi Shuo Xin Yu

Kong Wenju has two sons, the older one is six years old and the younger one is five years old. Father sleeps during the day, and the younger one steals wine and drinks it at the bedside. The eldest son said, "Why don't you worship? "Answer:" Steal, you have to salute!

Speaking of stealing, Kong Rong had two sons who stole Kong Rong's wine when he was five or six years old. Because there is an ancient saying, if the elders give wine to drink and salute, it is called "wine becomes a gift." So the eldest son said, why don't you salute? The younger son scoffed. Why talk about formalism?

Liu Ling was ill and thirsty, so she begged for wine from her wife. When the woman donated wine to destroy the utensils, she sobbed and said, "You drink too much. If you are not a doctor, you should stop it! "Ling said," Very good. I can't help it, but I wish ghosts and gods and swear off my ears! You can have wine and meat. "The woman said," I respect my life. "For wine and meat before god, please swear. Ling knelt down and wished, "Born Liu Ling, in the name of wine, she drank a cup of welcome and fought five fights to relieve her illness. Be careful not to listen to what a woman says. "Then lead wine into the meat, suddenly drunk.

When it comes to drinking, I can't help but mention Liu Ling. Liu Ling is so addicted to alcohol that she asks his wife for a drink. My wife poured the wine and smashed the bottle, crying and begging him that you drink too much, which is not a way to keep fit. You must give up drinking. Liu Ling said, OK, OK, I can't quit myself. I can only swear in front of the immortals. Prepare wine and meat to sacrifice to the gods. As a result, Liu Ling pulled a circle of light in front of the gods and wiped out the wine and meat offered to the gods.

Liu Lingheng indulged in drinking, or undressed naked in the house, which was ridiculed by everyone. Ling said, "I take heaven and earth as my building and my room as my clothes. Why do you enter my house?

if you drink too much, you have to make trouble. You're a drunk. Liu Ling is like this. He drinks too much and sometimes runs around the house naked. When someone laughs at him, he says, why am I naked? Heaven and earth are my house, and the room is my clothes and pants ... Huh? What are you doing in my pants?

Zhong Yu and Zhong Hui have few reputations. On 13th, Wei Wendi heard of it and said to his father, Zhong You, "You can send your second son. "So I saw it. Yu's face was sweaty, and the emperor said, "Why is your face sweaty? "Yu said to him," When you are in a panic, you sweat like pulp. "Question and answer session:" Why don't you sweat? "Yes," I shudder, and I dare not sweat.

There are people who are arrogant and unruly, and there are people who are cautious. When Wei Wendi saw the Zhong brothers, one was sweating profusely and the other was not sweating, he asked them why. Zhong Yu said, "The war is scary, and the sweat is like pulp. "Zhong Hui said," You tremble, and you dare not sweat.

when Cai Situ crossed the river, he was overjoyed when he saw Peng Heng. He said, "A crab has eight legs, so you should take two pincers. "To cook it. You know it's not a crab when you eat and vomit. Later, he told Xie Renzu about this matter, and Xie Yue said, "You are not familiar with your education, and you almost died of persuasion.

when Cai Mo crossed the river, he was very happy when he saw an animal named Peng Heng, saying that the crab has eight feet and two claws, so he went to cook it and eat it. As a result, I had diarrhea after eating it, only to know that it was not a crab. Later, Xie Renzu joked that you didn't read Erya well and almost died because of "Persuading to Learn".

Hao Long went out to lie on his back on July 7th. People ask why? Answer: "I print books.

of course, showing off your knowledge is so dazzling. That's probably how the word sun came from at first.

Wang Dunchu is the master. When he went to the toilet, he saw that the lacquer box was filled with dried dates, which was originally used to plug his nose. Wang said that fruit was also eaten in the toilet, and the food was exhausted. Since it is returned, the maid holds the golden bath plate with water and the glass bowl with bath beans, and drinks it because it is poured into the water, which is called dry rice. A group of maidservants all smile with their mouths shut.

When we read The Red Chamber, we always hear people praise Sister Lin. As soon as we entered Jia's house, we knew how others did things and didn't invite people to laugh. Maybe everyone's understanding is not so deep.

Wang Dungang, the powerful minister, made such a joke when he married the princess. People and nobles went to the toilet, afraid of smelly, and blocked their nostrils with dates. Wang Dun didn't know, but he was still happy. He went to the toilet and had fruit to eat, and as a result, he ate all the dates. Come out, the maid with a golden bath tray filled with water and a glass bowl filled with bath beans let him wash his hands. This bath bean is just like the soap we use today, but Wang Dun has never seen it. He thought it was food, but he poured it into the water and stirred it and ate it. He thought it was dry food. 2. How to write humorous words in classical Chinese

1. Funny qiào pí

Example: "The Present Situation of Strange Things Seen in Twenty Years" The sixteenth time: "I said,' Are these two sentences very funny?' The following way:' Is it playful? I think it is just frivolous. "

2. Guan Feng guān fēng

Example: "The Reunion of Feng Yumei, a popular novel in Beijing": "Words must be popular and spread far, and words must be close to the wind before moving.

3. broil zhigu ǒ

Example: Song Ceng Gong's poem "Send Cheng Gong Bi to Jiangxi" reads: "Feathers and hairpin dance back to snow, swords and Confucianism talk about broil.

4. machine interest j ī q ī

Example: Ming Chen Ruyuan's "The Story of the Golden Lotus": "The business in Tai Chi pictures is good, and the kite and fish are full of interest, and the origin is high."

5. Humorous hu and xié

Example: Hanshu? Biography of Dong Fangshuo: "His words are expert in Shang Yang and Han Fei, which means debauchery and is quite humorous.

6. Fei Xie fěi xié

Example: Lu Xun's "A Brief History of Chinese Fiction" Chapter 7: "Hou Bai's theory is good for Fei Xie, and many people love it.

7. humorous xié qù

For example, Chen Zilong's poem "Birthday as a Gift from Tang Wujiang Cup" in Ming Dynasty reads: "Chastity is not humorous, but it is slow to trace Xie Chongying. 3. Classical Chinese that shows the humorous quality of the ancients

A man who stole meat went to Beijing to sell meat, stopped to relieve himself in front of a roadside toilet and hung the meat outside.

When a certain person sees this, he steals the meat. Before he could go far, A walked out of the toilet, grabbed B and asked B if he had seen someone take his meat from the toilet.

Afraid that A saw through it, B put the meat in his mouth and said impatiently, "You are such an idiot! How can you hang the meat outside the door without losing it? If I hold the meat in my mouth like me, is there any reason to lose it? " -Wei Han Yuchun's "Laughing Forest" name game Xu Zhicai, the king of Xiyang in the Northern Qi Dynasty, is very eloquent, especially good at word games. When he was not a king, he tried to play with Wang Yuanjing, a senior minister.

Wang Yuanjing laughed at Xu Zhicai's name and said, "Your name is Zhicai. What's the point? In my opinion, it is almost the same to call it' lack of talent'. " When Xu Zhicai heard this, he immediately mocked Wang Yuanjing's surname: "The word' Wang' is added to the left with the words' ㄡ匉匉匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 "

Wang Yuanjing was tongue-tied and embarrassed. On another occasion, Xu Zhicai entertained guests, and Lu Yuanming was also present.

During the dinner, Lu Yuanming teased Xu Zhicai's surname and said, "The word' Xu' means' not entering the people' (the word' not' is added with' Yan' and' entering')." Xu Zhicai immediately mocked Yuan Ming's surname-the word "Lu": "The word" Lu "means" An "printed a male into a" Lu "(Lu)" and matched it with a "horse" into a "donkey" (donkey). "

Lu Yuanming was red-faced and speechless, and the house was full of laughter. -Old title Sui Hou Bai's "Qi Yan Lu" Bird's Nest and Calf Hou Bai later became officials in the Tang Dynasty, often guessing riddles with people. Hou Baixian made three chapters for everyone: "What you guess must be a visible object; Second, you can't make an empty explanation and confuse everyone; Third, if the explanation is finished, but you can't see this thing, you should be punished. "

Then he started with a riddle: "The back is as big as the house, the belly is as big as the pillow (the crossbar behind the car), and the mouth is as big as the cup." Everyone guessed for a long time, but no one guessed correctly. They all said, "Where is there an object with a mouth as big as a cup but a back as big as a house?" There is no such thing, you must make a bet with all of us. "

Hou Bai finished gambling with everyone and explained, "This is the swallow's nest." They suddenly laughed.

On another occasion, Hou Bai attended a large banquet. During the dinner, everyone asked him to make a riddle to entertain.

what you guess cannot be strange and difficult to understand, nor can it be abstract and untrue. Hou Bai answered and said, "Something is as big as a dog and looks like an ox.

what is this? " Everyone kept guessing, some said it was a roe deer, others said it was a deer, but they were all denied. Let Hou Bai tell the answer.

Hou Bai laughed and said, "This is a calf." -The old title Sui Hou Bai's "Qi Yan Lu" He Zhizhang begged for the name of Tang Xuanzong Tianbao. In the early years, He Zhizhang, the secretary supervisor with a famous name, wrote to the court and wanted to retire to his hometown Wuzhong.

Li Longji, Xuanzong, had great respect for him and treated everything differently from others. When He Zhizhang left, he said goodbye to Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty, and his eyes were filled with tears.

Tang Xuanzong asked him if he had any other requirements. Zhizhang said: "I know that Zhangzhang has a son who has not yet been named. If your majesty gives him a name, it will be an honor for me to return home."

Xuanzong said, "Faith is the core of the Tao. If you are blessed, you will believe. The son of Qing should be named Fu. "

know the chapter, thank you and be ordered. After a long time, I didn't realize it. I thought to myself, "The emperor is making fun of me too much.

I'm from Wu, and the word' fu' is followed by the word' claw' with the word' zi'. He named my son' Fu', didn't he call my son's paw? " -Song Gao Yi's "Living in a Group" I don't know what poetry is. Ai Zi likes to write poetry.

One day, Ai Zi swam between Qi and Wei and stayed in a hotel. At night, he heard someone talking in the next room: "A song."

after a while, he said, "It's another song." Ai Zi was puzzling, sleepy and sleepless all night.

lying at dawn, * * * heard the man in the next room say about six or seven times, that is, six or seven songs. Ai Zi thought that the man in the next room must be a poet. He was quietly concentrating on poetry in Yamashita, and he felt respect in his heart. He also loved the man's quick thinking and decided to get to know him.

Early in the morning, Ai Zi got out of bed with clothes on, adjusted her tiara and stood at the door to greet her. Soon, a peddler-like man came out of the next room, thin and ill.

Aizi was disappointed and thought, With this respect, how can he look like a poet? Perhaps, people can't judge by appearances and can't guess blindly. He went up to him and asked, "I heard that Mr. Wang has a lot of poems. Can I have a look at them?"

The man said, "I'm a businessman, and I never know what poetry is." Always refused to take out poems.

Ai Zi stubbornly said, "I heard you say' one song' in the room last night, and then said' one song' later. Isn't that a poem?" Hearing this, the man couldn't help laughing: "You misunderstood. Last night, I had a bad stomach. Every time I had diarrhea, I couldn't find toilet paper at night, so I wiped it with my hands.

I had diarrhea all night, and I almost stained my hands six or seven times. The' hand' I said is not the' first' of the poem. "

Ai Zi felt ashamed. -The Old Song Su Shi's Word Game on Ai Zi ZaShuo Su Dongpo heard that Wang Jinggong's Word Shuo had just been finished, and went to Jing Gong's office to congratulate him and joked: "In the masterpiece, it is said that' bamboo' whip' horse' is' Benedict'.

But I still have a question: "I don't know what's there to laugh at if you whip a dog with a bamboo?" Jing Gong laughed and didn't answer, but asked, "Is there any evidence that the word' dove' is changed from' bird' with' nine'?" Dongpo immediately replied: "The Book of Songs says:' The dead dove is in the mulberry, and her son is seven', plus their parents, it happens to be nine." Hearing this, Wang Jinggong nodded happily.

It took a long time before I realized that Su Dongpo had played another big joke on him. -Song Su Shi Ming Wang Shizhen's Three-point Poem of "Tune and Joke" and Seven-point Reading Qin Shaozhang once told a story that the poet Guo Xiangzheng once passed by Hangzhou and gave Su Dongpo a volume of poems he had written for appreciation.

before Dongpo could read the poem, he began to recite it vividly by himself, and read it until his feelings overflowed and he heard about it. After singing the poems, I asked Dongpo's opinion: "How many points can Xiang Zheng comment on these poems?" Dongpo said without thinking, "Ten points."

Guo Xiangzheng was overjoyed, and asked why he could get ten points. Dongpo replied with a smile: "You just recited poetry, seven points came from reading and three points came from poetry. Isn't it ten points and a few points?" -Song Su Shi Ming Wang Shizhen. 4. Humorous and short classical Chinese

Rich boasting

Original text

When a person gets lost and meets a mute, he doesn't answer the question, but he will only show his money by making money with his hands. This person is metaphorical, that is, counting money with it. The dumb man opened his mouth to point out the way, and the man asked, "Why don't you have the money to pretend to be dumb?" Dumb: "In today's world, if you have money, you will talk!"

Translation

A lost man met a "dumb" who asked but didn't answer. The "dumb" only gestured with his hand to give money before giving directions. The lost man understood the meaning and immediately took out a few dollars and gave it to the "dumb". "Dumb" then opened his mouth to point out the way, and the lost man asked, "Why pretend to be dumb?" "Dumb" said: "In today's world, if you have money, you can talk."

It's taken from "The Wide Story of Laughing Forest", which was collected by the owners of signature games in the Qing Dynasty and mostly taken from jokes in the Ming and Qing Dynasties.