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What is a dwarf?

Question 1: What does a dwarf mean? zhrú

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Explanation 1 [Dwarf; Dwarf] unusually short; Shorty.

[Example] Book of Rites? "Wang Zhi": "The deaf, the lame K, the disabled, the dwarf and the skilled worker each eat with their own utensils." Zheng Xuan's Note: "A short man is a short man." "Mandarin? Yu Jin IV: "You can't act rashly, and the dwarf can't help you. "Jin Gehong" Bao Puzi? Ming Ben: "The hands of husband and dwarf are not enough to loosen the pine, and the scorched shin is not enough to measure the sea." Qing Qian's "Zhu [Zen master Taming]" said: "The teacher is less than six years old and short." Wang Xiyan's country friend: "The hardest thing is that two porters who are as thin as dwarfs are carrying the burden of carrying poles, which is a little hard, but they are as fast as flying."

Explanation 2 [short stature]: Describe short stature.

[Example] "Zi Zhi Tong Jian continued? Two years after the suggestion, he said, "The Jin people were ugly and short, but they didn't know they were guardians, so they called He Dan and flew to Xiling. "Yue's Tea Room Continuation? Akimoto Benedict: "A person born in autumn and short is called Akimoto Benedict. "A Ying's Jokes of the Ming Dynasty" 23: "Fenghua should be Fang Bo, who tried in Beijing and got excellent results; He was not elected because he was quite short. "

Explanation 3 [Infants]: Borrowing refers to minors.

[Example] Yang Xiong's "Too Xuan? Children's "Seventh Tillage Jurassic Beats Zhu Ru" Gold Note: "Zhu Ru is not an adult. Although he grew up and didn't learn Tao, he was an unsuccessful man. Therefore, dwarfs are used as oracles. "

Explanation 4 [short column in the proof truss]: describe people who are short because they are underage.

[Example] Song Zeng V "Gao Zhai Yin": "Cai is a short boy. When he comes, he will set up a high chair in the hall." Ancient and modern novels? Yan killed three scholars with two peaches: "You are a dwarf child with a yellow mouth. China people have no eyes, so they order you to be a relative and dare to open your mouth! "

It shows that in the five ancient times, powerful people liked to preach Excellence with dwarfs for fun, so they also referred to those who acted as actresses and musicians among dwarfs.

[Example] "A pipe? Xiao Kuang: "The dwarf who advocates Excellence is in the front, and the sage is in the back. "Historical records? "Biography of Funny Stories": "Qin advocates dwarfism for outstanding people. "Lv Hou? Biography of Sima Xiangru: "An eye for an eye, entertaining people with ears, is a pioneering work of Di Renjie. "Lu Xun's new story? Casting a sword: "Wang has long been tired of listening to the sermon of the white-bearded old minister and the slap of the chubby man." "

Explain six people who use their fingers to please the ruler.

[Example] The second song of Wang Qingmaolin's "Sending Yu Zhongcheng": "Since dwarfs are shoulder to shoulder, why should they be biased towards others?" Liu Guojun's poem "The Legend of the Ranger" said: "Life is lucky when it meets the Tang Dynasty, but it is dangerous, and it is filthy with short people."

Explain the seven Han books? According to Dong Fangshuo Biography, Dong Fangshuo was dissatisfied with his position and treatment, and said to Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty, "Zhu Ru is more than three feet long, and a bag of millet costs 240 yuan. Chen Shuo is more than nine feet long. He also provided a bag of millet. The money is 240 yuan. Zhu Ru is so full that I am so hungry. I can use my words, but I am fortunate to be different; If not, let it go, but it will not place an order. " Later, this code name was used to express dissatisfaction with unfair treatment. Yin's poem "Send Doctor Hou": "There are no dwarfs in the world, and they are full of Chang 'an. "Jin Yuanhao asked" Xie Jianxing ":"Chang 'an dwarfs are full of desire to die, and they will never understand God's will. "

Explain that eight "refers to the short column on the beam.

[Example] Tang Hanyu's Understanding of Learning: "Wang Yu is a scholar." Qing Li Yuan Tiao's Weizhai Rousseau, Volume III: "A short man is a short man. The short column on the beam is also called a short column. "

It means nine is a spider.

[Example] Eleventh in the dialect: "~} ... From the customs to the east, the suburb of Zhao and Wei is called ~}, or W ǐ. W, the turn of the dwarf language. "

Question 2: What does a dwarf mean? Weak and stunted.

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Question 3: What does a dwarf mean? 10 is a physical defect, indicating that an adult is too short. For example, a man is 28 years old, but only 1 m3. He is a short man.

Question 4: What does a dwarf mean? Anyone whose height is less than 30% of the standard height of children of the same race, age and sex, or whose adult height is less than 120 cm, is called dwarfism or short stature. Dwarf dwarfism leads to insufficient secretion of growth hormone for many reasons, which leads to physical retardation. The etiology of dwarfism can be attributed to congenital factors and acquired factors. Congenital factors mostly affect the growth and development of the fetus because of the lack of essential blood of parents, which is mostly related to heredity, and the general intelligence development is normal.

Question 5: What does dwarfism mean? Dwarf, also known as dwarfism, means that children's body length is 30% lower than that of normal children, which can be caused by many reasons.

1. Bone diseases, such as chondrodystrophy and vitamin D-resistant rickets. Chondrodystrophy is a dominant inheritance of chromosomes, mainly because the formation of chondrocytes in the metaphysis of long bones affects the length of bones, making them thicker rather than growing. The baby's limbs are thick and short, but the trunk is long, so the upper body is longer than the lower body, and the hand is not above the hip joint. Short fingers, flush fingers, low nose, large head circumference, protruding forehead, protruding abdomen, protruding lumbar vertebrae and protruding buttocks. Intelligence is normal, and sometimes it may exceed normal people. X-ray examination of long bone shows that the long bone becomes shorter, the curvature increases and the ends increase.

2. Chromosome abnormalities such as congenital idiot (2 1- trisomy syndrome), meow syndrome (5- short arm absence) and congenital ovarian dysplasia. Down syndrome is caused by autosomal abnormality. Children often have short stature, special face, low intelligence, low nose, wide eye distance, eyes facing outwards, mouth half open, tongue sticking out, palm prints running through, little finger bending inward, and sometimes congenital heart disease. Chromosome analysis can confirm the diagnosis.

3. Congenital enzyme metabolism defects, such as mucopolysaccharidosis and hepatic glycogen accumulation. Mucopolysaccharide storage disease is due to the metabolic disorder of congenital mucopolysaccharide storage disease, which makes excessive mucopolysaccharides stored in various tissues and cells in the body. Normal at birth. Symptoms began to appear from 6 months to 2 years old, with short stature, progressive mental retardation, thick skin, dry hair, wide eye distance, sunken nose, large tongue, often accompanied by hearing impairment, hepatosplenomegaly, large square head and thick and short fingers. X-ray examination showed that the bones of the whole body were ossified excessively, the sella turcica was enlarged, the cranial suture was closed prematurely, and the ribs were narrow at the proximal end and wide at the distal end, like a ribbon. Mucopolysaccharide increased in children's urine.

4. Endocrine disorders such as pituitary dwarfism and hypothyroidism (cretinism). Cretinism is often caused by congenital hypothyroidism or deficiency, commonly known as cretinism (see endocrine diseases and hypothyroidism for details).

5. Kidney diseases, such as renal tubular acidosis and Fanconi syndrome. Renal tubular acidosis, congenital or acquired renal tubular dysfunction can cause growth retardation in children, accompanied by anorexia, fatigue, fatigue, polydipsia, polyuria and polydipsia. X-ray examination showed osteoporosis and epiphyseal changes of long bones, calcification shadow in renal area, biochemical hyperchlorinated metabolic acidosis in blood, hypokalemia and alkaline or neutral urine.

6. Familial dwarfism and primary pedophilia, physical growth retardation or delayed puberty. Body shape is related to family constitution. Although the body length is insufficient, its growth rate, bone and tooth development and sexual maturity are normal, and there is no abnormal endocrine function.

7. Long-term application of high-dose adrenocortical hormone.

Question 6: What does a dwarf mean? Solve a dwarf.

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1) short people; Shorty.

2) describe short stature.

3) Loans refer to minors.

4) describe people who are short because they are underage.

5) Rich and powerful people in ancient times liked dwarfs to advocate Excellence, so they also referred to people who acted as actresses and musicians among dwarfs.

6) People who appeal to the rulers to please them.

7) Hanshu? According to Dong Fangshuo Biography, Dong Fangshuo was dissatisfied with his position and treatment, and said to Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty, "Zhu Ru is more than three feet long, and a bag of millet costs 240 yuan. Chen Shuo is more than nine feet long, and he also provided a bag of millet in the amount of 240 yuan. Zhu Ru is so full that I am so hungry. I can use my words, but I am fortunate to be different; I can't get it, I just stopped, and I didn't order it. " Later, this code name was used to express dissatisfaction with unfair treatment.

8) refers to the short column on the beam.

9) spiders.

Question 7: What does a dwarf mean? Explain a [dwarf; Dwarf] unusually short; Shorty.

Explanation 2 [short stature]: Describe short stature.

Explanation 3 [Infants]: Borrowing refers to minors.

Explanation 4 [short column in the proof truss]: describe people who are short because they are underage.