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Five Ghosts in Our Class _ Primary School Composition

In daily life or work and study, everyone has written a composition, so you must be familiar with all kinds of compositions. Writing is a speech activity with high comprehensiveness and creativity. Then the question is coming, how to write an excellent composition? The following is my collection of five "ghosts" _ primary school compositions in our class. Welcome to read them. I hope you will like them.

Hehe, you will be confused after reading this topic. To tell you the truth, these ghosts are not real ghosts, but we gave them nicknames. Come and enjoy them!

No.1 ghost: funny ghost. The No.1 ghost in our class is Zheng Zinan, a funny ghost. He is very famous in our class, but also in Class Five. (Ask me how I know, hehe, my classmates in Class Five told me, and he is also lovable! He also tells jokes to the whole class in class, and sometimes makes the teacher laugh and cry. Take the last art class for example. The teacher was teaching us how to draw a good person. He secretly said, "Hee hee, this teacher is so stupid!"! Anyone can draw, and it's silly to spend so much effort! " When the teacher heard Zheng Zinan talking, he pulled him to the podium and said to everyone, "This is a child prodigy!" " Before the teacher finished, he said, "Yes! Lao Tzu is the best in the world! How can it not be a child prodigy? " The teacher immediately turned his back and said with a smile, "This is a child prodigy, a psychopath!" " There was a burst of laughter in the classroom, and the funny ghost spat out his tongue on the podium.

No.2 ghost: troublemaker. There are countless troublemakers in our class, almost more than the stars in the sky, but the champion must belong to Qu Jianxu, who is extremely naughty. In class, because he didn't listen, he was arranged on the lecture table by the teacher, so far away from the teacher, I don't believe he couldn't hear! But 2 is a troublemaker! See, on the podium, as soon as the teacher turns to write, he pretends to hit the teacher after being caught, sometimes with his fist, sometimes with his feet, sometimes to play Tai Chi, and even points at someone with a teaching stick and says, "Hey! Listen to the class! If you don't stop, I'll beat you up! " The man secretly smiled. It turned out that the teacher was behind Qu Jianxu, and he was scolded.

No.3 ghost: long-winded ghost. Long-winded ghost is Zhou Yingying. She can write a composition for you in one sentence. Awesome! The person who is in front of her is the worst. She will hold her when class is over, and she will tell you a lot of things, so that you don't even have time to go to the bathroom. If you say, "I want to go to the bathroom, I'm leaving." Then you must be worse. Why? Because if she is long-winded, she will let you go, but as soon as you talk about going to the toilet, she will take the toilet as the theme, give you a lot of words, and soon she will be in class. Do you think it's miserable?

Ghost No.4: Busy ghost. Busy ghost is Wu Qian, but she is busy not doing anything, but beating boys and destroying enemies for girls! Every day after class, the boys will come to scold Wu Qian (she is not the only one who is scolded, but the boys who scold her are the most), and Wu Qian will certainly be too busy. The boy is going east, the boy is going west, the boy is going north, and the boy is going south. Do you think he can be busy?

5 Good ghost: forgetful ghost. The forgetful ghost is ... I'm sorry to say it, it's me! Why? I clearly put the eraser in the drawer, but I forgot where I put it at once, which caused my good friends to help me find it. A boy pointed to my drawer and said, "Hey, earthworm, isn't that your eraser?" I'm dizzy!