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My parents' wedding anniversary is coming, and they are getting divorced. What should I give them?

send a divorce agreement you drafted. Mom and dad decided to divorce through friendly negotiation.

you should write clearly about the cost of divorce. For example, you are the only child in your family, if your family is worth 1 million. You can make it clear in the divorce agreement that all the property in the family belongs to you alone (money, house, car), and your parents leave home clean, and you will return the property to them when they are 6 years old. If you accidentally sell it or get cheated when you save it. You are irresponsible. Because the society is too chaotic, and it is not something you can meet.

You are buying a cake, cooking a good table, or going out to find a quiet place to have a good farewell dinner.

You should emphasize that life is very short, and I am willing to make mistakes with my parents until the end of this life. Since you gave birth to me, you should be a good person. You put forward the divorce. You are all adults. Just help me as a child in bad karma. After that, I will have no parents and no one will be hurt. Maybe one day, just like San Mao, I will become a beggar's wild child. So I'm also doing this for the future generations of our family, so I can say if my children ask about you in the future. We are all a family. We have been here for decades, so we can't walk the rest of the way.

Mom and Dad, you gave me life, which is my living Buddha. When you are 6 years old, I will repay you. Although filial piety can't wait, you don't want me, so I will honor you. Confucius said, (When you enter, you will be filial, but when you leave, you will be considerate, and you will love others, but you will be kind to others before you can learn.) This is the foundation, and I will.

you should take the inkpad and pen with you.

Personally, if you act like this, your parents are less likely to get divorced.

sum it up in your own words.

I wish your family a happy life.