Classic workplace jokes

Classic workplace joke one:

1. A group of male colleagues were eating jiaozi after work last night. Some people say: delicious but not delicious in jiaozi, fun in my sister-in-law.

Everyone burst into laughter. Suddenly, these idiots said, you are all my big brothers.

There are two kings in the department, one is the leader and the other is the staff.

One day the leader called the clerk: Xiao Wang, come here for a moment. ?

The clerk ran over: Your Majesty, what can I do for you?

I took a teacup to turn on the water after I went to the office in the morning. My female colleague said to me: Do you think my milk is hot?

I said: pay attention to the influence. . .

The female colleague said: I just asked you to touch it, but I didn't ask you to drink it?

4. Female colleague: Do you think my place is the most beautiful?

Male colleague: It's beautiful everywhere.

Female colleague: What do you think is the best place?

Male colleague: Invisible places are the best.

5, I found that my hair was very bad when I took a shower, and I was sweating!

Ask a colleague who goes to wash, is this a god?

He's pretty sure: Normal! Spring and autumn is the season for animals to change their hair?

Classic workplace joke 2:

1. I slept soundly last night. I think it will be dawn soon. I completely forgot that I was working the night shift. In the morning, the director came to take over, pulled off my blindfold (actually put a mask on me) and whispered: Xiao Lin got up.

I said in surprise: you. . . What are you doing in my house?

2. A colleague loves to vomit after smoking, and so does today.

I threw up when I walked along the way, and my colleagues next to me couldn't stand it. Why do you throw up every two steps?

The goods turn a sentence? I'm afraid of getting lost. . . ?

I saw everyone here at the meeting. One or two colleagues said: everyone is here, let's have a meeting!

Colleague Li: Let's get started!

Colleague Huang: Let Mr. Li tell us about it first!

Applause!

Colleague Li: Great! I will simply say a few words, that is, everyone should eat and drink well and drink well! Hehehe!

I hurried back:? Li said well. Why don't we each propose a toast to Li first?

This TM meeting hasn't started yet. . . .

Playing cards with several colleagues in the office, suddenly one of them asked me: When will you pay me back the money you owe me?

I casually said: wait a few days, I will have money after Qingming.

Colleague: Your boy is lucky. My family hasn't burned money for years?

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