What are the ancient poems, idioms or jokes that reflect Kaiyin?

The teacher said to Xiao Ming: "Milk means small. For example, suckling pig means piglet. Please make a sentence using the word breast." Xiao Ming: "My family is very poor and can only live in a 40-square-meter breast." ." The teacher fainted: "This won't work. Try another one." Xiao Ming: "I have to jump over the cleavage in front of my house every day." The teacher fainted: "No, try another one." Xiao Ming: "Teacher, I don't think so. It came out, and my nipples were broken!

●. The blind man carries the blind man on his back----------●. Dreaming about turning into a butterfly----------Fantasy thoughts! . (Want to enter Feifei). ●. Monkey learns to walk. (Fake orangutan) ●. Hardcover Maotai (Good. Liquor). ●. Spider pulls the web------------ Selfishness. (Better on blindness) ●. Long live the nosebleed-----. ---Zhenghong. (I am red). ●. Break the casserole ------- Ask the question to the end --- Take a walk in the watermelon field. . (Left and right are circles). ●. Take off your old shoes and replace them with new ones. One bag is not as good as one bag). ●. The beans at the bottom of the bowl are clearly visible. ●. The cloth is sold without a ruler. - Bad intentions. (Intentions are not measured). ●. The poor carpenter opened a business ------- only one sentence. ●. There was a fire in the brick kiln ------- Rumor. . (Kiln smoke). ●. There is no oil in the lamp. (It is a waste of effort.) ●. Zhong Kui marries his sister. (Ghost marriage). ●. Dung boat crossing the river------------pretending to be dead. ●. Sticking with yellow lotus in the nest----once a year. Years of bitterness. (It's sticky and bitter). ●. Open the drawer in the drug store and look for pills. ●. The toad jumps into the well. I don’t understand. (Pfft). ●. I can’t do it on foot. . ●. It’s naughty to eat dumplings without the fillings. ●. From Henan to Hunan, it’s even harder. . Make lanterns and move stones -------- do as you please. ●. Flood washes away the earth temple --- pay attention. ● Swing the whip in the farmland ----. ----Bragging. (Bulling). ●. The back of a child ------- (The villain's back) ●. The aviation somersault -------. - Confusing right and wrong. (Testing upside down) ●. The mouse fell into the water tank------fashionable. (wet hair). ●. The old monk lives in a cave--it's okay. (No temple). ●. The freighter went out to sea ----------layman. (foreign airlines). ●. Burning the flagpole------------Sigh. (Long charcoal). ●. The weasel crawls into the chicken coop----speculation. (stealing chicken). ●. Soaking stones in a sauce jar--it's hard to describe in one word. (It takes a little salt to get in). ●. There is a reason for setting off firecrackers in the well. (with round sound). ●. It is not easy for an old hen to hold an empty nest. (No eggs visible). ●. Eat ginseng on your butt----------candidate. (Added later). ●. Emperor Pi’s mother----the skin is too thick. (Queen Mother Pi). ●. Thousand-year-old stone Buddha statue----Honest Man. (Old Stone Man). ●. Lead the sheep into the photo studio------make a fool of yourself. (Sheep appearance). ●. Planting vegetables on the wall------------No chance