A few humorous words and a few short paragraphs.

Life needs humor, and these funny jokes will tell you what the fun of life is. What is the truth of this world. Next, I carefully prepared a funny little joke for you. Welcome to watch!

Funny little paragraphs (hot articles)

1. If you take the initiative, we will have a story. If you are excited, we will have a monkey.

2. In the world of love, no one is sorry for anyone, only one does not know how to cherish.

Uncle, remember to cover your mouth when you laugh, and be careful with your dentures.

4. In the past, I held a sword against ten thousand people and had many confidants around me. Now the past is scattered with the wind, and the pen is broken.

When I like you, you are what you say. When I don't like you, what do you say you are?

I don't really hate dogs, I just hate people who look like dogs and dogs that look like people.

7. I never watch TV. I just often check whether the TV programs in the newspaper are printed wrong.

8. It is better to fly by yourself than to be dragged down by love.

9. If someone else buys another bottle of water, you buy another bottle of water.

10. I'd rather be a woman among men than play with my mind among women.

1 1. The mature side is for outsiders, and the naive side is for lovers.

12. If you are well, it will be sunny. But it has been raining heavily for a week. You won't die.

13. The missing person is bold and cautious.

14. When I was a child, I thought there were only two countries in the world, China and foreign countries.

15. Life is like an angry bird. There are always some pigs laughing when they fail.

A funny little paragraph (classic)

1. Next, I will concentrate on my studies. Strive for the senior high school entrance examination. Can you believe it? I don't believe it anyway.

2. The knowledge you can't use for a lifetime determines your life.

Please don't seduce my man with your commotion.

As soon as I chat with you, you give me an extra reply, as if I were raping you.

5. Interpersonal teaching you what is hypocrisy, reality tells you what is unscrupulous.

6. After I really want to be punctured, all that remains is a broken heart.

Mencius said that you should never try to be brave after dark without medical insurance and life insurance.

8. failed physics? Normal! Do you have to calculate the air resistance when jumping off a building?

9. After an English listening class, the only thing you can understand is the first few words of Chinese.

10. I don't understand what you said. It's not that I don't want to hear it, it's because what you said is too difficult to understand.

1 1. If you want to keep a man with you, let him know that you can leave him at any time.

12. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me hard.

13. Nausea Mom cried in disgust. Why? Because it's disgusting

14. Although I was dumbfounded by Xueba's achievements, the speed at which I handed in my papers absolutely stunned Xueba.

15. For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, fall in love no matter how ugly, and talk about a world full of love.

Humorous short paragraphs (selected articles)

1. I left my hometown that year, and the villagers haven't had a drink since.

I'm in a bad mood now, and I don't want to do anything but eat.

You are like a floating cloud to me now, and your duty is to float there.

Thinking before the exam, I found myself hiding my strength during the exam.

5. If you are not tired to the extreme and don't fall to the bottom, how can you rest and find your way?

6. Tanabata, please put yourself in a courier bag and wait for someone to sign for it.

I work hard to make money, not because I love money. But in this life, I don't want to be with anyone because of money, nor do I want to leave anyone because of money!

8.QQ pervert, do you dare to exchange QQ usage days with me?

9. Roll as far as your thoughts go, as fast as the speed of light.

10. I am a running snail!

1 1. Every time you press the home button on your mobile phone, it's like doing CPR on your mobile phone.

12. You think the people you like also like you. At this time, you are generally narcissistic.

13. Everything you get is actually very important to me.

14. self-hypnosis is actually very good. Try it if you don't believe me: I am a handsome boy, I am a handsome boy.

15. Don't think about this sacred world with your little mind.

16. Shit, I sent a photo and was confessed three times. I broke up.