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New year's day drama jokes
First act
Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a beautiful castle, where an unattractive queen lived.
Queen (to the magic mirror): Who is the most beautiful person in the world?
Mirror (yawning): Are you tired of asking this question?
Queen (please): Magic mirror. Is there anyone more beautiful than me in the world?
Mirror: No!
The queen laughed hysterically. ...
Narrator: Later, Snow White was born. Her skin is so white as a newborn pig.
Queen (to the mirror): Mirror, who is the most beautiful person in the world?
Mirror (warily): Stop it!
Queen (angrily): Say it!
Mirror (please): I said you would kill me. My ancestors died because of this.
Queen (firmly): Don't worry, I won't hit you!
Mirror (excitedly): Snow White, Snow White.
Queen (coldly): What?
Mirror: Calm down.
Queen: The queen is very angry, and the consequences are very serious! (waving his arm): I want to summon a soldier. Change, change, change ...
(The soldier ran out from behind the door)
Soldier: Report.
Queen (surprised): Ah! I didn't think I could become a living person!
Mirror (lazily): That's how I changed it.
Queen (more surprised): Impossible. (turning over the book): This function is not included in the manual.
Mirror: I'll tell you. Hide a person behind the door first, then call him out.
Queen (nodding): I see. (To the soldier): Soldier, I have a task for you. Today. Assassinate Snow White.
Soldier (anxiously): Not today. Today is the promotion of the cover in the cover. Buy six and get one free. I have to run!
Queen (suddenly enlighted): Yes, I'm leaving, too! Then you will assassinate Snow White tomorrow.
Soldier: OK!
Act ii
Narrator: When the soldier saw the beautiful Snow White, he was fascinated at once.
Soldier (smirking): Hey, Princess, I'll take you to the forest to see the little goldfish.
Bai Xue (smiling): OK.
Narrator: The soldiers took the princess into the forest.
Snow White (calmly): You have come to kill me, right?
Soldier (crying): What a beautiful and kind princess. Woo … let's find a pig and kill it.
Snow White: That's not good.
Soldier: That's right. Oh, that's an insult to the pig.
Narrator: In this way, the soldiers let the beautiful Snow White go.
Act iii
Narrator: Snow White walked and walked, and finally collapsed under a big tree.
Snow White (wakes up): Why am I moving? Something seems to be dragging me away.
Dwarf 1: Really, we dragged you away, and you said something sarcastic.
Snow White (strangely): Who are you?
Dwarfs (in turn): rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea! We are seven brothers in the kitchen.
Narrator: The dwarf brought Snow White home. From then on, the dwarf and Snow White lived together. At the same time, the queen asked the magic mirror again.
Queen (proudly): Who is the most beautiful person in the world?
Mirror: Snow White, Snow White.
Queen (angrily): What's the matter?
Magic mirror: step by step, always the best!
Queen: What's this?
Mirror image: advertising! Now it's a wonderful replay.
Queen (furious): Damn it! I want to do it myself!
Act IV
Narrator: The Queen and the soldiers set off. They came to the home of seven brothers, in the kitchen.
The queen knocks: knock, knock, knock.
Dwarf 2 (opening the door): Who is it?
Queen: I'm ... I'm checking the accounts.
Dwarf 2: Check the household registration? I've heard of it.
Queen: How many people are there in your party?
Dwarf 2: 7, Snow White 8.
Queen: How do you make money?
Dwarf 2: We spent seven mornings hunting, leaving Snow White to cook at home.
Queen: Well, the investigation is over.
Narrator: The next morning, the dwarf had gone out, and the queen came again with the soldiers.
Queen (holding an apple): Hello!
Snow White: Hello, what do you do?
Queen: I ... sell apples.
Bai Xue (strangely): This apple is nothing special.
Empress (diligent): This apple can detoxify, beautify, clear away heat and relieve cough, and prevent stomach acid, stomachache and abdominal distension.
Snow White: Then what's its name?
Queen (dumbfounded): yes ... it's called the big apple.
Snow White: What a vulgar name.
Queen: Would you like to have a taste?
Bai Xue (hesitantly): My mother told me not to eat strangers' food.
Queen (smirking): Soldier, go!
The soldier knocked Snow White unconscious, and the queen took the opportunity to put the apple in.
Queen: Done!
Narrator: In the evening, the dwarfs came back and saw the stunned snow.
Dwarf 3: Look! She seems to be choking on an apple.
Dwarf 1: impossible, just like being knocked unconscious and then choking to death.
Dwarf 3; Anyway, throw her in the trash can first, let's all have some melatonin, have a good sleep and bury her at the foot of the mountain tomorrow.
Dwarf (chorus): Good!
Act IV
Narrator: The dwarfs dragged Snow White down the mountain. On the way, they met the prince.
Prince: What are you doing?
Dwarf 4: Drag her down the mountain.
Why did you drag her down the mountain?
Dwarf 4: Because she is dead.
Prince: Why did she die?
Dwarf 4: She choked on an apple.
Prince: Why did she choke on an apple?
Dwarf 4: Because she was knocked unconscious.
"Why was she knocked out by the prince?
Dwarf (impatiently): I don't know
Prince (obsessively): How beautiful!
Dwarf 4: You mean her?
Prince (shaking his head): I mean clothes. What a nice dress. It's ruined.
Snow White (getting up): What did you say?
Dwarf Prince (exclaiming): You're not dead?
Snow White: I woke up when I heard someone speak ill of me.
Narrator: Since then, Snow White and the prince have been married for one hundred years. At the same time, the queen asked the magic mirror again.
Queen (proudly): Who is the most beautiful person in the world?
Mirror: Snow White, Snow White.
Queen (gnashing her teeth): How?
Mirror: There is justice in the world. You must be kind. Or I don't do it, I'll do my best. A better life.
Queen: Advertising again!
Mirror: Please watch the wonderful playback!
Queen (after seeing it): Damn it. (smashing into the magic mirror): I smashed it. I screwed up. ...
The mirror disappeared screaming. ...
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