Interesting new year wishes

I wish you a happy new year: drink a little wine and deny your parents, smoke a cigarette and die together, play mahjong day and night, dance until you are exhausted and brag until you don't believe it.

On behalf of my family's vegetable sticks, stumps, melons and seedlings and noodle soup, I would like to extend my greetings to the basket: Happy New Year to you!

I invited a most reliable mosquito to come to you. It will tell you that I miss you very much and let it kiss you for me, because I can't get close to you. I hope you don't use mosquito-repellent incense and mosquito killer, because that will give you a lot of my "red envelopes"

Fourth, the Spring Festival is coming again. I have the money to fly, but I have no money to stand for the ticket. Look inside and outside the Great Wall, big bags and small bags. Get up early and stay up late. You need money if you want to compete with scalpers. Spring Festival travel rush has worked hard, and I wish you an early family reunion!

I heard that you will come to our house for the Spring Festival, and my brother will pick you up. For easy identification, please take two first-class cigarettes in your left hand and two bottles of Maotai in your right hand.

Six, the Spring Festival, send you a pair of couplets! The first part: eat what you should eat, drink what you should drink, and don't take it personally. Bottom line: Take a bath and look at your watch. One second is very comfortable. Horizontal batch: Just be happy!

Seven, your smile makes people's hearts beat; When you look at it, the world is shocked; Your stop, traffic paralysis; You look good without dressing up; When you dress up, the universe is amazed-happy new year, beauty!

I hope you are as happy as a teapot on the stove every day. Although your little ass is burning, you are still whistling and bubbling happily! I wish you a happy new year and all your wishes come true!

Nine, the price of radish and cabbage has increased, but the SMS fee remains unchanged. It's new year, so it's stingy not to send you a message. A short message can't buy half a radish, but my heart can learn from the sun and the moon!