What are some jokes that are suitable for telling on the wine table?

I think on the wine table, talk about work, career and family, and have a drink when I am happy. Of course, telling a joke on the wine table is indispensable. Then let's start by getting everyone to drink more wine.

It is difficult to tell this joke at a party without drinking it.

Once upon a time, there was an old man. The old man has a son. His wife left early. The old man was brought up by his parents. When he grew up, he married a wife. The young couple love each other. The old man is very pitiful alone. My son is also very filial, so he found a wife for the old man. This is too small. What should I do? What kind of bunk bed will I live in in the future? The young couple live in the upper bunk neatly, and the old man's wife lives in the lower bunk if her legs and feet are not neat. However, the activity time at night is inconsistent, which affects sleep. The whole family is listless. Later, the son discussed it with the old man, and the old man said, "Let's have a toast!" " ! The son said, well, in the evening, the old man said, let's drink! (bunk beds move together), half an hour later, the son said, let's have another toast! The old man said again: Dad can't. Dad can only take this cup.

In terms of banquet, the effect is extraordinary.

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What we often talk about on the wine table is which colleague can drink. Many of our colleagues who can drink have their own nicknames. One is called "one person drinks one sack", which is similar to the Japanese name. There is another one called "Beach", which means something similar.

Another buddy is ugly, but sweet and thick-skinned. Usually he changes a beautiful woman every three days, which makes us feel depressed to grow up well. People say, I know why not, because you are too proud. He said he was ugly. He knew he was shocked to see himself in the mirror every night when he went to the toilet, but women were shameless. This tone makes us admire him, but we can't learn it.

On the wine table, it is especially appropriate to tell a joke that makes everyone happy together:

There are many jokes that are appropriate to say, usually happening around us. As long as we pay more attention to the interesting things in daily life and record them.

Once, it was Chinese New Year. Every family has the habit of giving out red envelopes during the Spring Festival, which means there are many ways. What we are talking about here is that if you pay more, you will make more money in one year. On New Year's Day, many uncles and aunts chatted together, and then my children went to pay New Year's greetings and collect red envelopes. At that time, a few were for my children, and then an uncle gave him a red envelope. Children are always naive. They didn't have many in their hands at that time. He told others: too much don't want, too much can't be taken away. Everyone present at that time laughed.