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Once upon a time, there was a landlord who loved to eat chicken. The tenant rented his family's land, but he couldn't afford the rent.

00, we have to send him a chicken first.

There was a tenant named Zhang San, who went to pay the rent to the landlord at the end of the year and shared the land the following year.

00, he put a chicken in a bag, paid the rent, and told the landlord about the lease for the next year.

00, his hands empty, his eyes turned to the sky and said, "There are no three kinds of fields."

00 Zhang Sanming understood the meaning of this sentence, and immediately took the chicken out of the bag. basic concept

00, immediately changed his mouth and said, "Who will I give it to if I don't give it to Zhang San?"

00 Zhang San said, "Your words have changed so fast!"

The landlord replied: "that sentence was nonsense just now, and now it is' seeing'."

00 machine (chicken). "

002, the ear is here.

The new magistrate of a county is from Shandong. Because he had to pay the bill, he said to the master, "Give it to me.

00 to buy two bamboo poles. "

00 touts heard that the "bamboo pole" of Shandong dialect was "pig liver", and quickly agreed and ran away.

00 to the butcher's shop and said to the shopkeeper, "Grandpa Xinxian wants to buy two pieces of pork liver. You are a clever man.

00 should know in my heart! "

The shopkeeper is a clever man. He understood as soon as he heard it. He immediately cut two pieces of pig liver as gifts.

00 a pair of pig ears.

After leaving the butcher's shop at 00, the master thought, "My master told me to buy pork liver. Of course, this pig ear.

00 is mine ... "So he wrapped the pig's ear and stuffed it into his pocket. Back to the county government, to the magistrate of a county.

00: "Report back to Grandpa, I bought pork liver!"

When the magistrate saw that the master had bought pig liver, he was furious and said, "Where are your ears?" "

00 touts a listen to, frighten forward, hurriedly replied:

00 "ears … ears … here … in my … pocket!" "

003, homophonic help

00, an expensive official invited a banquet. The cook was sent to prison by your officials because the cake he fried was raw.

At 00 o'clock the next day, your official re-hosted a banquet. There are two people who want to save the cook, one is a fortune teller and the other is a fortune teller.

As an old man, please count eight characters and tell your fortune by banquet.

Fortune teller: "When did you respect old Geng Jia?"

00 the old man deliberately said loudly, "the sound of soldiers."

00 fortune teller repeatedly shouted: "Not good."

The old man pretended to be unhappy and asked, "It's only been a year, and I don't have time. Why can't you say it well? "

The fortune teller said, "Jiazi was born in prison yesterday, not to mention you were born in Bingzi (homophonic" cake ")."

00, all the guests burst out laughing. Your official understood the meaning and released the chef.