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Historical dramas related to the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period
Script of "Talking on Paper"
Actors: Zhao Kuo, Zhao Kuo's mother, Lian Po, narrator, etc.
Narration: During the Battle of Changping, Qin and Zhao were at a stalemate. Qin spread rumors everywhere, saying that Qin was most afraid of Zhao Kuo. King Zhao believed the rumors, removed Lian Po and replaced him with Zhao Kuo.
Lian Po: (Speaking with sincerity and sincerity): The morale of the Qin army is now strong and it is unstoppable.
We should use defense as offense, drain their morale, and wait for them to retreat.
Zhao Kuo: (nonchalantly) How can we not attack the enemy now? Haven't you heard that the Qin army is most afraid of me, Zhao Kuo? You are old, and I cannot disgrace my reputation as a general.
Zhao’s mother: (worried): My child, you have thousands of military books in your belly and no actual combat experience. It is absolutely impossible to talk about war on paper.
You have to listen to veteran Lian Po.
Zhao Kuo (disagreeing): He is just as timid as a mouse. Mother, please rest assured that I will fulfill the mission of King Zhao and attack with the whole army to defeat the powerful enemy.
Zhao’s mother (helpless): Alas…, the Kingdom of Zhao has perished.
Lian Po (shaking his head repeatedly)
Narrator: Zhao Kuo arrived at the front line, ignored Lian Po's dissuasion, attacked across the board, fell into the Qin army's heavy siege, and was shot dead. The 400,000 Zhao army was leaderless and surrendered to the Qin army. Most of them were trapped and killed by the Qin army.
Zhao Kuo’s momentary bravery brought disaster to the State of Zhao!
Returning the intact jade to Zhao
Location: 1. In the Palace of Zhao 2. In the Palace of Qin 3. In the post station (the place where diplomatic ambassadors were received in ancient times).
Main characters:
Lin Xiangru, King of Qin, King Zhao, Minister Lianpo 1, Minister 2, Minister 3, Minister 4, Eunuch, servant of Zhao, envoy of Qin
Act 1: (In Zhao In the palace) King Zhao is sitting in the hall, majestic.
Minister 3 (bowing): Your Majesty, the envoy from the State of Qin has arrived. Can you summon him to see him?
King Zhao: Please come quickly.
Eunuch: It is said that the envoy from the State of Qin came to see him.
Qin envoy (arrogant, not saluting): There is a letter here, and the king asked me to give it to you.
(After speaking, he left without saying a word)
[The ministers were very angry and scolded the Qin envoy for his rudeness.
]
King Zhao (after reading the letter): King Qin said that he is willing to exchange fifteen cities for our country's national treasure and his jade. Can he exchange it? What do you think, all my dear friends~
Minister 1: Absolutely no, Your Majesty, I think that King Qin’s exchange of jade is a fake, but the deception is real!
Minister 2: Your Majesty, what do you think we will do if King Qin uses this as an excuse to attack us?
Lian Po: Your Majesty, if the King of Qin invades, he will never come back. I am willing to lead the army to resist. I must not give the treasure to the King of Qin in vain!
Minister 2: General, you must not do it. Although you are very brave, the Qin army is powerful. The number of soldiers alone is more than ten times that of our country, so we cannot fight forcefully now.
Lian Po: What should we do? Should I still give him this Heshibi?
Minister 2: The only way now is to outwit.
[The ministers discussed it one after another.
But we couldn’t come up with any clues.
]
King Zhao: Who has a good idea? There are many rewards for the poor.
Minister 4: I have an idea and recommend a candidate. This person is brave and resourceful. I think this matter will not be a problem for him.
King Zhao: Who?
Minister 4: This person must be Lin Xiangru.
King Zhao: I have heard about this person for a long time. If he is a talented person, I will definitely use him. Please tell Lin Xiangru to see him quickly!
[The eunuch quickly spread the message to King Zhao to announce Lin Xiangru’s audience. After a while, Lin Xiangru arrived at the palace, and the ministers were all talking about Lin Xiangru.
]
Lin Xiangru: A commoner, Lin Xiangru, came to see the king.
King Zhao: Please get up quickly. I have entrusted you with an important matter.
(The eunuch told Lin Xiangru exactly what happened) What do you think of it? What's your opinion on this matter?
Lin Xiangru: (Lin Xiangru thought for a moment) The common people are willing to take He's Bi to Qin. If the King of Qin really offers fifteen cities in exchange, I will give the Bi to him; if he doesn't If you are willing to hand over fifteen cities, I will definitely return them to Zhao intact.
At that time, the state of Qin was weak and could not bully the weak, so there was no reason to use troops.
I wonder what the king wants?
King Zhao: Dear Sir, do you still have any objections?
Ministers: Your Majesty is wise, and we support your decision.
King Zhao: Okay, let’s do it! Someone, please give the Heshi Bi to Mr. Lin.
Minister 4!
Minister 4: I am here
King Zhao: You disguise yourself as a servant and accompany you there, and you must absolutely ensure the safety of Heshi Bi and Lin Xiangru along the way.
Minister 4: I obey the decree.
Act II:
[A few days later, after full preparation, Lin Xiangru and Minister 4 took Heshi Bi to Qin and directly entered the palace of Qin. .
]
Lin Xiangru, a junior minister, visited the King of Qin.
King Qin, please rise.
Lin Xiangru, a junior minister, has brought the treasure, (Lin Xiangru presented the Heshi Bi with both hands)
King Qin (received the Heshi Bi) This is indeed the Heshi Bi, white and flawless. , What a unique treasure! (Never mentioned the fifteen cities)
Lin Xiangru (seeing this situation) Your Majesty, there is something wrong with this piece of jade. Do you want me to point it out to you?
King Qin, is such a thing really possible? Quickly point it out to me.
(After saying this, he asked the eunuch to hand the jade to Lin Xiangru)
Lin Xiangru (said confidently as soon as he received He's bi): I don't think you want to exchange fifteen cities for it. He's Bi, the Bi is in my hand now. If you force me, you won't be able to see this Bi, and my head will be smashed on this pillar together with the Bi.
(As he said this, Lin Xiangru raised the Heshi Bi and was about to hit it against the pillar)
King Qin (The King of Qin was very anxious) Everything is easy to discuss, don’t be in a hurry.
Someone bring up a map of our country.
This king must transfer these fifteen cities to the State of Zhao.
(Speaking and showing the fifteen cities on his finger to Lin Xiangru)
Lin Xiangru is good, King Qin really keeps his word, but He's Bi is a priceless treasure, how can he hand it over casually? With others, a grand ceremony must be held.
King Qin: Well, in five days, I will hold a grand ceremony for Heshi Bi.
Act Three:
(After Lin Xiangru entered the hotel.
)
Minister Lin Xiangru 4, you took He Shi with you overnight The bi quickly returned to our country and handed it over to the king in person.
Traveling day and night along the way, absolutely no news should be leaked.
Minister 4 Yes, but you must also pay attention to your own safety, because you are as important as He's Bi. Without you, there would be no He's Bi.
(After speaking, Minister 4 left in tears).
Lin Xiangru (nodding silently) Wait.
Minister 4, sir, do you have any other instructions?
Lin Xiangru: This dress of yours will attract the attention of the King of Qin and his officials. Dress up as a commoner of Qin, and then take a side road.
Minister 4 Thank you for your advice.
Act 4:
[Five days later, Lin Xiangru entered the palace of King Qin again.
]
King Qin, I have acted as scheduled. You should hand over the Heshi Bi to me!
Lin Xiangru Heshi's Bi has been sent back to our country a long time ago. If you are sincere and hand over fifteen cities to our country, our country will definitely send the Bi back.
King Qin, you are brave, do you know that the crime of deceiving the emperor is to be beheaded?
Lin Xiangru: It is useless for you to kill the ministers. Everyone in the world will know that Qin is the most untrustworthy country.
How can you convince the world with integrity in the future?
[The King of Qin was so angry that his eyes were filled with smoke, but he had no choice but to politely send Lin Xiangru back to Zhao.
Lin Xiangru made great achievements, and King Zhao made him a doctor.
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