Can you make some jokes about Xiangfan's hometown?

A family letter written in Xiangfan dialect, super funny (turn)

Mom and Dad:

It doesn't matter if you watch the sky pass by. I have been in Wuhan for several months, and I feel beautiful.

The brothers in the dormitory all blame the egg grab. They're all in that Henan province, and I'm a little reluctant to have them. When they saw the sky, their noses were smooth and their faces were flowing, which made them die.

Old people. Lingpu is a big fellow in Shandong, full of facts, snoring like thunder at night, and dying of old age. wake up

The old man sat on the bed again and said something stupid. Guangdong has money in that cargo house, so when it comes to buying several sets of old and new schools, it is also

Lou Cha said he would find someone to help him wash clothes.

The food is not bad. I ate fried dumplings early, had dry rice at noon, and drank corn jiaozi the day before yesterday. Hungry at night

Put on the kickoff board and eat in MacBerry. When you are cold, you can eat well in your bedroom. The restaurant outside serves food too slowly.

Seeing the waiter flying around on the stairs, we couldn't serve our food. Those children in Shandong who can't chop all use chopsticks to knock on wine cannons. clothes

The waiter muttered something and suddenly ran over and said, "Bury your panic, the beans are so old." The evil goods in a meal: "The dishes are mixed."

Old? Hit this side first! "The old man hasn't been there for a while before the waiter in Henan said," The people inside are catching children.

Sa? This is a bad day. It is not good until Lao Yang reaches the other side of the mountain. Why don't you come? "Finally, we had a meal, starting from the first half.

Eat to the second half.

I began to teach myself to make money. Teaching a child in the third grade of elementary school will make him look strange, tender and fat.

The belly membrane is exposed, but it's half unhappy. Know that two times three equals six, but don't know that three times two.

Yuji I asked him to drag it to the door and put it in the old room to recite the formula. His father also wants me to beg him to take him to the top ten in his class and say that he wants to shout.

Whew, this wretched man is in some walnuts. I looked at the mistakes in that pile of ancient exercises, and I didn't think this parent was praising me.

Right? Give birth to an old man, two balls and a son. Feel the cold weather.

The department organized Kege Mountain Villa to play for a day and a night. Accommodation conditions are quite good. There are four people in a standard room, and Musley has a shower.

bathe Press it and hot water comes out, which is very strange. Hot, and scattered all over the mountain, known to fall, spicy, pharynx.

Suppress the pot Others say that women's children dare not go out illegally when they see poisonous insects. There are mosquitoes at night.

Bite the old with the old. The next day, they were hitting Qiangmen. I went fishing and curled my legs.

There is a football match in the yard. I am the main force in the team. Their defender can't defend me, it's all up to me. The paw gave me a foot,

I hit the floor, Blage's face was sad, and the two teams were almost old. Later, in order to celebrate the recovery of the old man's leg, he got a good coat.

Old. Last time someone came to borrow my football, I pointed to the bed and said, "That idiot." As soon as he saw it, football played for a long time.

You'll get old if you don't cheer up. However, as soon as he borrowed it, I asked him to take it, and he cheered me up.

Guangdong baby's girlfriend came over and we played with him. The girl blamed Yajiali and ordered a few.

All the dishes were tasteless and he spoiled them. That boy is usually a slippery egg, blaming that gentleman for not getting along in front of his girlfriend. To the old, I

I don't like girls in Wuhan, not too hard, but too successful. Should I find a girlfriend or go back to Laohekou,

Won't it?

I usually take classes by leaps and bounds, and I need a checkers baby to take a bus. If the class is too boring, you will sell wild eyes. Class is over.

Always chatting with people in the dormitory. No matter how hungry we are at night, we will play with steamed stuffed bun hammers and nuts, but they don't play with nails and steel thorns.

Son, every time Shandong people lose, they buy rice. He doesn't know that we screwed him up on purpose. But he is too slow to buy rice.

An old and fried man. So we always give him a meal.

In other words, the pen is old and the water is old. Why bother? Let's call it a day. I want to sleep under a quilt. you

Children pay attention to their health. Oh, don't worry about me. I'm fine. It's almost CET-6, and it's dull to grasp, for fear of losing the foundation.

Hey hey. Goodbye, old man.

Authentic Xiangfan dialect laughs you to death (turn)

Let's learn about Xiangfan dialect.

Stop being scolded. I don't know what happened yet.

Primary level:

Good boy! You can't live! This one speaks fluently with two Xiangfan people! Give me the beans. Why do you want to be a wolf? If anyone doesn't speak Xiangfan dialect and still drinks there, then he is sure that Dou is not from Xiangfan. Take a board and sit down and play at the leaky side! But if you can only talk about the level in the future, then you should think this post is a bit old-fashioned and follow the lead. In addition, if you want to be a child's anti-ergometer, learn something quickly. Don't be afraid to say the wrong thing, don't lie and pee, don't pretend to be a chicken, and don't be afraid that two people don't understand. No one will say you are drunk! Don't be too wild, be afraid of those two kids, be a good boy ~!

Xiangfan dialect joke:

1.

One day, the teacher assigned homework after class. The teacher said, "Let the students make sentences with' entreaty' and' request'." The next day, after Xiao Ming handed in his homework, Teacher Y was dumbfounded. Xiao Ming said, "Dad, you can't have these ribs!" " Dad: "You won't even want it. Who told you to do it? "

2.

In order to eliminate illiteracy, the city sent a teacher to the countryside to teach farmers to read.

The teacher said to the sitting farmer, "now let's learn a simple word' day'." What is that?

Day after day. Now read with me: once a day! "

At this moment, a farmer stood up and said, "Teacher, I have a question. You can say that day by day.

Not bad, but I can't stand this day by day. . . . . "

4.

A joke in Xiangfan dialect

One day, the students in the classroom were having a Chinese class, and the teacher asked' Who can make sentences with football, basketball, water polo and volleyball'. At this time, a student in Xiangfan stood up and said,' Today, pig-billed football is very bad. I am lazy to go to the hospital, where doctors are good at water polo and volleyball for half a day!' ".

5.

Close friction

One morning, a couple drove to a stall early in the morning, so they parked their car on the side of the road too early. When I was about to drive away too early, I found a JC writing a ticket by the car, and the woman went up to plead and put in a good word. After talking for a long time, the woman was bored, and suddenly turned to her husband and said, you have a cold and joint pain ~ I just told you not to go, and you have to shine your shoes.

Tens of thousands of Americans made a pilgrimage to Xiangfan on the Titanic on September 1 1 2028, and unfortunately they were shipwrecked in the North Pacific Ocean, which caused the biggest tragedy of this century. Ten years later, Hollywood made this painful experience into a movie, with a global box office of more than 654.38 billion yuan, including all the awards of Oscar and Cannes. The touching love story of the hero and heroine touched the hearts of countless men, women and children all over the world. The dialogue between the hero and heroine drifting on the sea before their death has become the most tearful movie scene in this century:

Jack: (trembling voice) You won't die! Promise me that you will live well!

Ross: (sobbing) No, none of us will die! We will eat noodles in Zhong Ding Street, drink yellow wine in Madaokou, eat prawns in Yicheng, and so on!

Jack: (trying to smile) I won't succeed before that. If you leave, remember to give me a pot, too, as if I were still by your side.

appear ....

Rose: (Desperately) No!

At this time, the hero took off his life jacket and tied it to the heroine, pushing her away with his last strength.

Rose: No, you come back!

The hero smiled and sank, and the heroine reached out and pulled him back. At this time, the hero shouted in Xiangfan cavity, which made people unforgettable.

In a word:

Man: Remember to put more peppers on me, it will taste better! ! increase .....

The hero's words sank before he finished, melodious music sounded in the background, and the heroine's eyes were full of tears.

W: I see. ...

This is the end of the movie, and fans all over the world are wondering what the hero will add-some say cucumbers, some say eggs, and

Some people say it's a little coriander. Maybe only his girlfriend knows, but we don't know. The director of this film didn't give an answer.