What is a love joke?

The most calm woman I have ever met never sends a text message to her boyfriend and asks her what she thinks. She said: If he is not busy, he will contact me. If he is busy, why should I bother him? If he is not busy and doesn't contact me, why should I contact him?

I went shopping with my four-year-old nephew last night and ran into my ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend. She smiled and introduced, "This is my husband. Let's meet him. " I'm a little embarrassed. Here comes the climax. My nephew roared, "Dad, I want to eat a lot of fish." Ah, nephew, you are really my nephew!

Yang Guo and Little Dragon Girl live in seclusion in the mountains. One day, Yang Guo said to the little dragon girl wearing freshly washed clothes, "The clothes are really clean!" The little dragon girl said, "Yes, it doesn't hurt your hand." After a while, Yang Guo suddenly asked the little dragon girl, "Where is my sculpture?"

A reporter interviewed the wife of a successful person: "You really have a good eye for marrying such an excellent man. When did you see that your husband is so great? " The other party replied: "When sleeping." When the reporter's microphone shook ... on such a large scale ... Emma caught the big news! At this time, the other party said seriously: "People who can get up in winter can do nothing! ? "Reporter:" ... "

"The defendant, why did you hit the plaintiff? Please state your reasons. " "He told me that he felt terrible after the exam. I told the answer that I made a lot of mistakes and it was over. I comforted him for an hour. As a result, the exam results came out, and he was the second in the class. I failed. " "Well, don't try, the defendant is not guilty."

My alarm clock is like a good photo that carefully asks me "I don't know if I should say something inappropriate", and I am like a faint king who told him to say nothing. Then after he said "Rinrin Bell", Long Yan flew into a rage and shouted "Somebody, drag him out and cut him."

Because high school is more active, I was transferred to the front row near the door by the class teacher. The door of high school is partly glass, and there will be a layer of fog in winter. One day in class, my hands were cheap enough to clean that glass. . . . Result. . . . I saw the head teacher's face when I wiped it. . . That panic! I will never forget it. . . .

I took a taxi just now, and the driver asked me if I listened to music. Let me tell you something. I didn't expect this idiot to sing to me all the way. . . The goods sang to rise and shouted to himself, "Where is the applause?"? Then honk the horn a few times. This is not the climax. This wonderful flower cries, "Where are your hands? "? Let me see your hands! "I was wondering, and then I saw him start the wiper …

There are always these people who eat hot pot. Number one: Keep saying, "Are you ready? Are you ready? Can you eat? " The second type: busy for a long time, and then say "OK, let's eat ~" The third type: waiter, pay the bill! What kind of person are you?

How I want to see you and see what changes you have made recently. I don't want to talk about the past anymore. I just want to say hello and say-"Long time no see. Why are you so fat? "