Friends circle drinks funny jokes.

When drinking, I sometimes send some funny jokes in my circle of friends. The following are the jokes I carefully arranged in my circle of friends for you to drink. I hope you will like them!

Selected jokes about drinking in friends circle

1. Xiaoming was playing with a magnet in class, and was seen by the class teacher. He stepped down from the podium and confiscated it. As soon as she reached out, the whole magnet was attracted by her gold ring? On her gold ring? On her gold ring?

2. The lovely me is replaced by a more lovely me ~

You always laugh so crazy when you are happy on the other end of the phone, while I am silly on the other end.

4. Part I: Love, Love and Sincerity. Bottom line: wooden money, wooden car, wooden house. Horizontal batch: born bachelor.

5. Quarrel with your girlfriend and threaten to wait and see. We have looked at each other for more than ten miles now.

6. He was waiting for the Year of the Tang Priest and the Year of the Little Brother, but you forgot that the Monkey King was waiting for the Year of the Tang Priest.

7. I secretly changed the number name in my deskmate's mobile phone to? Dad? Text him in class: Come back, son, we will learn chicken feathers when we win the lottery! After reading at the same table, the class teacher ran out and asked him why he wanted to go. He said without looking back? Fuck you, Le Gobi?

8. The first time I saw you, it was your family pulling peanuts. You said you liked me. I went to your house for a week, and then you said you didn't think we were suitable! The second time I broke corn at home, you said you couldn't bear to part with me. I went to your house for the first time and got a tan. As a result, you told me you had to think about it! Today, you said that you still think I'm the best and want to be with me. I know, your family should be a millet farmer!

9. The math teacher took us swimming in the ocean of problems. As a result, she went ashore and we all drowned.

10. If you want to be a beautiful girl on campus, you must eliminate a group of fake students from a group of seniors.

1 1. My biggest wish is: the school has collapsed, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others, and you are mine.

12. It is not difficult to borrow again after borrowing and returning. If you borrow and pay back, don't come back if you are in trouble.

13. A female friend and a homosexual share a house. One night she was very depressed, and that gay gave her a bowl of noodles very thoughtfully. She suddenly felt very warm and said, why don't we make do? ? Unexpectedly, Guy's face changed greatly:' You don't have a man, I do! ?

14. Yesterday, I received the message that QQ asked to add friends:? I'm your mother. ? I'll reply immediately:? I'm your father! ? Was rejected. Then I got a call from my mother and said, add me, come on! ?

15. I was drunk and went to the bathroom of a restaurant to pee. See a sentence written on the wall, take a closer look. It says:? Don't look here, concentrate on peeing. ? By the time I finished reading this sentence, I had wet my shoes.

16. I am an ambulance doctor. Today, a patient told me that he had only six months to live. I want to say something encouraging! Comfort to:? Six months, soon passed, be strong! ?

17. I once rented A Jin Tianyi in Manba, and I burst into tears when I saw the second page. I don't know who drew a circle on a character with a blue ballpoint pen and wrote: This is the murderer?

18. I suddenly found an interesting rule: whether we watch love dramas or youth idol dramas, in the end, the hero and heroine get married, and the TV or movie is over. What does this mean? This profound explanation: as long as a man and a woman get married, there is no future!

19. Mother-in-law tests three sons-in-law. First, I invited my eldest son-in-law to take a walk. When I crossed the bridge, I suddenly jumped down. My eldest son-in-law was rescued by diving, and my mother-in-law gave him a Guangben car. The mother-in-law was also like this, testing the second son-in-law and being rescued. The injured second son-in-law gave an Audi. She tried her third son-in-law, but she couldn't swim and couldn't save her. Her mother-in-law drowned. The next day, my father-in-law gave him a Mercedes!

20. a:? Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will you forgive him? b:？ Forgiving him is God's business. My task is to send her to God.

Recommend jokes and jokes about drinking in friends circle.

1. My parents quarreled fiercely. My mother suddenly picked up a bottle of dichlorvos and said to my father, if you do this to me again, I will let you taste the loss of your loved ones! Then he opened my mouth.

2. Just now, someone said that they liked me, so I just deleted it. In September, when he said he liked me, he definitely wanted to trick me into going to his hometown to break corn and cut beans.

I remember learning a text in the second grade of primary school, which probably means that the teacher is ill and the students send eggs. After teaching this text, the teacher fell ill the next day. One of our students scraped together more than 70 eggs to see the teacher. After a year, my brother learned this text, and the teacher became ill the next day. What a deep routine?

We can't be lovers, we can be sexual partners, we can't make a sound, and we play home runs every night. Wechat funny sentences.

My roommate keeps a cactus. I accidentally knocked it over today. I quickly reached out and grabbed it back. I didn't say anything. It's so brave. . .

6. A patient came to see a psychiatrist. Patient: I always thought I was a bird. Doctor: Oh, that's serious. When did it start? Patient: Because I am a bird.

7. Landlord: What do boys say that will make girls feel particularly angry? Reply: buy!

8. You always laugh so crazy when you are happy on the other end of the phone, while I am silly on the other end.

9. That day I cried and asked my boss why I had to work overtime this weekend. The boss said, today is, can't have a holiday.

10. Please don't giggle at me when I call your full name, because I'm serious at this moment.

1 1. Don't go out when the roads in single dog are frozen in winter, because a fall will freeze? Wang Wang crushed ice and ice.

12. I stayed at home because I was too cute to stay outside for long.

13. When I just came out of the shower, I always felt so beautiful and cute because my brain was washed.

14. There are always some people in life who try their best to get close to you every day and chat with you late into the night, in fact, just to steal your expression pack.

15. You are really, if I give you a wooden stick, you are still a needle!

16. It's great to be busy alone. It's none of my business to cover your face.

17. Thin and thin have gained weight since leaving home, but the local accent has not changed. Children will exclaim who you are when they see strangers, fatty.

18. Some people say that it is easy to have an accident when walking and playing with a mobile phone. Lying in the trough scared me to start running and playing.

19. My sister ran out of the room and asked me, Did you just go to my room? Me:? what's up My sister:? Have you met your brother-in-law? I took a bite of the cucumber and answered:? Sister, you are crazy. You're not married. You have no brother-in-law. ?

20. I'm just playing fat, not as ugly as you.

A drinking joke in a circle of friends

1. Let's break up, Mr. Summer vacation. Don't ask me why, because the cruel and overbearing Mr. Xue Kai wants to be nice to me.

I have been single for a long time, let alone unscrewing the bottle cap. I can unscrew the fire hydrant.

God will certainly forgive me, because that's his profession.

Juliet, let's go home by another way, shall we? Hum! You're scared, aren't you? Retreat! Retreat! We didn't retreat, okay,

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, nor between love and ignorance, but between beds in winter.

6. Your charming eyes make me intoxicated; Your tall body makes me intoxicated; Your handsome appearance fascinates me.

7. My cousin and I were alone at home that day. She was lying on the bed in a charming posture. I went to the bed, and her body fragrance filled my nose. I held her thigh and she looked at me doubtfully. Then I took off her pants. She seemed to understand something and began to cry. Finally, she lost her strength, didn't resist, just cried. I succeeded. I changed her diaper successfully.

8. The best love is to feel that the other person is like a pig, but still afraid of being taken away by others.

9. Don't envy friends who have more steps than you in the sports charts. They didn't go far, but their legs were short.

10. The math teacher at noon is Yu Wentian. One day, a classmate called him Teacher Yu. I don't think the goods know that there is another thing called compound surname. Embarrassed, the teacher said, my last name is Yuwen. Just call me Mr. Yuwen. The classmate paused for a second and said, but you are a math teacher!

1 1.？ I have a room waiting for you? Are you kidding? Really, they say you are good at it. I want to try, right? Where are you? Happy landlord telecom 1 zone room list?

12. Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

13. If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't blame the dog for following.

14. I like you so much that you will die.

15. The beauty of learning is that people are confused; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

16. First-class heavy smoker Greater China has his own ideas. People who smoke second class can't estimate three or five wives. Third-class smokers are on their own. No one knows that fourth-class smokers are exhausted by cigarettes.

17. Wife:? Please. Stop drinking for me! ? Husband:? That's bullshit！ I didn't drink it for you.

18. I wish you: high position, light responsibility, more money and less work, close to home, sleeping until dawn every day, hand cramps, spending money to receive gifts, and others working overtime to get a raise!

19. As long as money is not involved, all ideals will shine. When it comes to money, it becomes a dream!