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What jokes should lovers have?
A company has a male secretary and a female secretary. Almost all the work is done by male secretaries, while female secretaries do nothing. After a long time, the male secretary complained, "Why do I have to do all the work?" ? Boss: "Your division of labor is different." The male secretary is puzzled: "What's the difference?" The boss said, "You are office supplies." The man's secret book asks, "What about her?" The boss is impatient: "daily necessities!" " "
3. Boys bravely confess their secret love to girls after drinking. The girl was startled and nodded in agreement. The boy was ecstatic. Woke up the next day and forgot everything. So I continued to have a crush on girls. .
4. After a love marathon, a couple finally made a positive result-getting a certificate! When I arrived at the Civil Affairs Bureau, I was puzzled to find that all the staff members like to throw documents with a cold face. The woman said: the work attitude is too bad! The man said, why don't you appreciate it? People are doing their best to reduce the divorce rate! If you have a good work attitude this time, what should you do if you want to enjoy other people's quality service next time?
My parents have spoiled you like a little princess for more than 20 years, not to make you feel wronged in front of any man.
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