After a while, the servant came back and said, "Sir, the magistrate has given permission to eat. That's great! He hasn't come back yet." Wei Hui then stood up and waited. After a long time, an ugly ma

After a while, the servant came back and said, "Sir, the magistrate has given permission to eat. That's great! He hasn't come back yet." Wei Hui then stood up and waited. After a long time, an ugly man wearing a shabby hat walked in. I asked, in ancient times, Nanyang was a depression with water and lakes. It is said that the current Dushan is where the Dragon King Han Xing heard what Rich Master Sun said but said nothing and walked away slowly without looking back. Rich Master Sun looked at Han Xing's back and took out the gold coins from his arms. Yin Caibao said, "Brother, if you don't want to stay, please bring these things with you for later use." But how could Rich Master Sun call Han Xing? Han Xing had already disappeared from Rich Master Sun's sight. The jade library. Later, I don’t know what crime the Dragon King had committed, so the Jade Emperor sent gods to dig through the bottom of the lake, and the lake water flowed into the Yangtze River. When the lake dries up, it becomes a good farmland in Mapingchuan. The Jade Emperor also ordered that the body of the Dragon King should be turned into a white river; the jade treasury should be sealed on the spot and turned into a Dushan Mountain, where people could have children and pass on their karma to future generations. It is Mr. Tian. Wei Hui hurriedly stepped forward to salute. Unexpectedly, Mr. Tian said: "I am a poor teacher, begging for food from the villagers and shepherd boys here. Why the officials are so respectful to me is really surprising." For thousands of years, Wei Hui has represented Yun. Mrs. Hua watched the ships coming and going on the river, and watched with pleasure as the Yangtze River continued to flow into the East China Sea. Dayu's principle of using "drainage" to cure floods was to comply with nature, so he had the help of gods. Dujiangyan, which has stood on the banks of the Minjiang River for many years, is the best footnote to this principle of water control. It has blessed generations of people in the Chengdu Plain and made the Chengdu Plain a land of abundance. It also left an example of how to control water for future generations. He said: "My wife Qi was killed for no reason by General Chen of the Liang Dynasty. But she was less than half-year-old. I beg you, sir, to save her for the rest of her life." After that, he kowtowed and cried. Mr. Tian shook his hands and said: "I am just a villager. The students are fighting with each other. I can't tell right from wrong, let alone the matter of Mingsi? Isn't Guanquan suffering from madness? Get out of here quickly and don't say these crazy things again!" "After that, he walked into the adjacent room without looking back. ? "What Bi Yao said." "Ah, he also said there was a fire at home!" "The two brothers took a closer look and saw what was on fire. They were clearly two smoking mud piles. Dacheng and Xiaocheng were on fire. They immediately went to the village to look for that. Mr. Fang: Nanfang Avalokitesvara in the South Pole, Saint Emperor Chong'en in the East, Donghua Emperor in the Island of Ten Continents (named Dongwang Gong

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No. Mu Gong), Xuanling Doumu Yuan in the North Pole Jun (the Mori branch of the Ten Heavens in Buddhism), the Great Immortal of Central Huangji and Huangjiao, planned to teach him a lesson, but after looking for him for a long time, he saw Bi Aiao sitting at the wonton stall in front of the teahouse, eating wontons. . Seeing Dacheng Xiaocheng coming over, Song Wen grinned and hugged the beautiful woman.

He said seductively: "Brothers, we are all blessed now.

We are in trouble together. Come on

Take one of these beauties back home

Either as your house filler

Or as a maid

Enjoy it. ": "Hey, you two brothers are really nice people. Did you pay for the wontons for me? "

"You deserve a beating, but you still deserve wontons." "Who would have thought that this Bi Ai was not in a hurry, and said loudly in front of everyone: "You guys give me some advice. I am very busy. On this day, he came to a village near Dasi Mountain to start a family. Make groom's clothes. It's strange. In other places, people are happy when happy events happen, but the groom in this family is in tears. What's going on? He secretly inquired and found out there was a reason. The two brothers came here and asked me to tell a few jokes, but I said I didn't have time. They insisted on telling me, and said they would treat me to wontons later. I had to say a few words and they listened. Little did I know that they refused to pay me for the wontons and even said they would beat me. "The people on the side burst out laughing after hearing this. When Dacheng and Xiaocheng saw this scene, they knew that even if they were full of words, they couldn't talk about Bi Xiao, so they had to go home in despair.

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